Tuesday, January 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 5th!
When you see the acronym 'ATM' and the first thing you think of is 'Ass To Mouth', it's time to seek help for the porno addiction. - Provolone
Runners-up:
This may not have been what the psychic meant when she said Rob would be coming into money... - MadameU
He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen - Reeter
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Our new ATM comes with exclusive features, such as celebrity voices. You can have Clay Aiken ask for your PIN, you can have Lance Bass give you your $32.62, or you can have Tom Cruise verbally molest you! The choice is yours!
When Michael Lohan had no money for a cash deposit he went for the next best thing. Maybe another Lohan half-sister will come out of it.
"What you lookin at ass eyes? You plottin on me boy?"
Papa Spears was so excited to see the new bank balance after his "well deserved" raise he had to make love to the ATM.
Minimal interest accrued.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Oh shit, I bearly have any money in the bank.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
It's just Daddy Spears showin' his ID.
Ernesto couldn't wait for Mah Boo Anderson to cum out to do some "investigative reporting."
Latarian's lumpy uncle just doing some mall-rat stuff.
Just another way to piss away your money.
This interneted porn sure is compilcated!
Ricky Gervasis hates poor people too!
Tired of being fucked by the bank, Roberto decided to turn the tables.
Oh forgive me! I was trying to make a deposit at the Sperm Bank!
Dyslexic Joe comes to the horrifying realization that he stuck his ATM card in the urinal.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
K-Fed was confused as to why the cash wasn't dispensing....this always worked with his last ATM....BritBrit!
Fuckin' A(tm)!
the DUDE! abides...
20/20 caught up with Mr. Wahlberg recently...older, fatter, and still pissing in view of a camera
The world's most unsuccessful robber.
Everyone knows you never use a snub-nose with a quick trigger to rob an ATM.
the DUDE! abides...
THIS IS A STICK UP!
GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!
the DUDE! abides...
Looks like Jacko's money problems were worse then anyone thought.
He was really embarrassed the next day when he found his ATM card in his wife's coochie.
"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
Well you said that the ATM was for deposits and withdrawals.
I KNEW cousin Earl was lieing when he said he was screwing a bank teller.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Jack got a bit confused about banking his sperm.
PhaQ Bitch!!!
"Hmm this Ass Wallet I bought is pretty comfortable."
of course he couldnt get out money,he was confusing the atm. deposit...withdrawal...deposit....withdrawal
Billy Rad was tired of getting fucked by the banks, it was time to take action.
Where's my $20 bucks? I told you, you were a breif man.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
ATMs
For when the only thing you can blow is your credit, and the only thing you can rise is your interest.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
He's just seducing his wife who works late as a bank security officer.
Obviously this guy didn't get the whole idea behind macing.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
What you mean my penis account only has $1.99 in it essa?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Relax, the guy behind him has a SHAMWOW, ya know those Germans are always wackin it on the ATM's.
"What -- I can't make a withdrawal?!? Okay...I'll make a deposit..."
"We're sorry. Please enter in your other PIN now."
BRITNEY! I was only abbreviating "Ass To Mouth" when I suggested your next career move!
On screen:
"WE'RE SORRY. WE CANNOT ACCEPT DEPOSITS FOR LESS THAN $20.00."
Methinks his whities are too tighties.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
well, now we know where Jeremy Piven got the mercury poisoning from.
How's THIS for a deposit?
ATM - " Billy is always pumping me for a few dollars!"
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
HAL: "all right, Dave. You can just stick the tip in. But THAT's IT !!!"
Banks across America are now using I.O.D. (eye of dick) urethral recognition software.
Bob always believed in practicing safe sex.
Submitted by funnyshit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:43pm.
'FRIGG OFF, RANDY!'
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LMAO!!
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
I've seen this epsiode of the Simple Life...Paris & Nicole get jobs as bank tellers.....
'FRIGG OFF, RANDY!'
I have the same intimate relationship with Chase Bank only our roles are reversed...At least you don't have to waste time and money with dinner and a kiss to get to a good screw job!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Push 1. if you would like open a new accunt.
Push 2. if you would like to leave a desposit in
your new accunt.
Push 3. if you are finished using your accunt