Tuesday, January 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 5th!
When you see the acronym 'ATM' and the first thing you think of is 'Ass To Mouth', it's time to seek help for the porno addiction. - Provolone
Runners-up:
This may not have been what the psychic meant when she said Rob would be coming into money... - MadameU
He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen - Reeter
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No, Daddy Spears. You need Brit Brit's PIN number, not PEEN number.
Hello? Anyone in there? I'd like to make a deposit.
The only camera that would pay him and wouldn't break while posing with his big man Huggies on
Oh No It's NoNo !!!!
Madoff will screw over anything for money.
yea, right , like you never rubbed one out on the atm either...
Gold Hat: Pin number?
"We ain't got no Pin numbers. We don't need no pin numbers. I don't have to show you any stinking pin numbers, or badges neither!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He stuck a note in the machine that said "Give me all your money". When that didn't work, he showed it his "gun".
The world's first laughing ATM.
Britney definitely got the 'Show Your Crotch' Money Shot behavior from Daddy Spears
The local sperm bank just installed it's new ATM for those late night deposits.
This explains where the problems with WaMu began--customers were making the wrong kind of deposits.
Apparently, Bill Richardson thinks it's the Night Suppository.
Marlene was so desperate to have a baby she put on her best ATM costume Saturday night in hopes some perv with a "deposit" fetish would wander her way.
Ka Ching!! Looks like the waiting finally paid off!
Wow, ATM sex is my favorite kind. I don't get how this machine works though.
I NEVER win the Caption This contest, so I'm gonna stick my pecker in the next slot I see. OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW Shit that hurts. Damn, why didn't I say the next SLUT I see? God, I'm a loser.
Hmm, I wish broads dispensed money when I bang them. It would make sex a lot more enjoyable.
...I really really really wanna zigga-zig ahh
FEED ME A FLABBY PENIS
Sperm Bank Donor IQ Screen: If you try to use the ATM at the entrance to make a deposit, don't even bother filling out the application, you reject.
@ jiggy....LOL...who else would "do" him?...
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
Sir - are you making a withdrawl or a deposit?
Clap on, Clap off, the Clapper.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
This is not what they meant by the money shot.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:53pm.
LOL.
Is your avie the picnic table love bandit??;-)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Is this the Sperm Bank? No?
Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
This is a DICK UP....give me all the cash slowly.
**the life and times of a single chicken**
I hate having to hide my ATM card in my crack...you just can't be too safe these days.
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When taking Brittany's check to the ATM, Papa Spears misunderstood the meaning of making a deposit.
Insert and remove quickly...
Hey I just gave you money, I need more time...
....sure she was a good looking ATM, but she was no picnic table....
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
I ALREADY TYPED IN MY PEEN NUMBER! 4.5 DAMN IT!!!
Wut you Mean i caint make dis deposit in this here Cum-puter?
"Here's a stimulus package, you fuckers!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is this a nudist bank? Shit can't get my money unless I show my ass..
"'Insufficient Funds,'" eh? Well, maybe THIS will convince you!"
The script for 'Bareback ATM Sluts' called for "Ass To Mouth" Sex... but I'm sure we can sell this fetish video somewhere.
I'm sooooooo gonna return the favor for fucking me earlier...
Million Dollar idea: Portable Paris Hilton all over america's malls.
Ohhh dirty, sexy money baby let me give you a money shot!
Daddy Spears forgot he changed his password again. The things one does to remember the word Douche Bag.
Startled by the complexity of the machine, it suddenly became clear to William: He wasn't on Star Trek anymore.
This may not have been what the psychic meant when she said Rob would be coming into money...
When Papa Joe withdraws, he gives the ATM his PEEN number.
Now here's the "real" money shot, bitches!!!!!
Now with free checking.
The ATM had always felt like a cheap whore... but never like this.
A snapshot of Big Poppa waiting for Kim Zolciak on their first date.
Irate about the bailout, Ted decided to fuck the banks right back.