Tuesday, January 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 5th!
When you see the acronym 'ATM' and the first thing you think of is 'Ass To Mouth', it's time to seek help for the porno addiction. - Provolone
Runners-up:
This may not have been what the psychic meant when she said Rob would be coming into money... - MadameU
He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen - Reeter
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O Provolone's just speaking from experience, I'm sure;p
Congrats, beaches. Mmmm...beaches....
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Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Good ones Provolone & MadameU
OHHHH wow, that was a tough call! All three of those. Excellent choices.
Hardy har! ATM - ass 2 mouth!!! funny stuff!! :) Also congroots to Reeter and MadameU
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
LOL Congrats winners!
Congrats to the winners!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think Michael K likes you if you are an asshole all the time.
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Provolone is a guy? Thought was a girl with gorgeous green eyes.
Yeah, I even thought Provolone was gonna win that one and the runner up. I thought I could of at least made 3rd. Poo!
Submitted by snowpiece
MK did that just to GIVE US THE SHITS! He's a bitch.
oh shit, fuckin' Provy won, I guess I hafta say congrats, dude. ;P LOL and congrats to all the winners!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Next contest I'm visiting porn DVD sites. Those titles seem to be a lock
(Ass to Mouth, In the Pink and In the Stink...). Congrats Provolone.
Congrats winners! :D
@funnyshit: tanx for the laff!
I swear I'll never touch another ATM without gloves again....
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Congrats Provolone, MadameU and Reeter, funny schtuff.
hahaha these are all hilarious!! woot woot winners!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Hahahaha - Provolone has pissed off everybody and then wins - loves it~
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Enter Your Peen should have won!
I am still laughing at that 5 minutes later!!
Great job, these are all hysterical!
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It said "Insert a kitten", not your peen. How can you confuse the two?
Ever since Bill's wife called it a pin, he's been hitting every ATM in the county to prove it won't fit.
I said enter your PIN, not your PEEN!
ATM: Please enter your pin.
Man:*fumble...fumble...zzzziiiiiippp!*
ATM: Do you need more time?
Man: *sweating*
ATM: Retry? Thank you...come again...the Citi never sleeps.
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After trying several different passwords on his ATM, Lloyd finally remembered that his mom writes it on all of the tags of his tighty whities.
After his house got foreclosed, Russell thought he'd get even by trying to make the bank bend over.
That's not Bosco.
Look at it this way: he's got an ironclad alibi for April 5, 2003 at 6:17 pm.
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Wow, this is graphic.
This is what happens when you agree to an ATM FEE.
I can use a deposit envelope to wipe off the cum. Damn, I'm just like Macgyver!
"Identity verfied by Dickcheck...proceed".
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Damn! I need to fill out this deposit slip.. and all I've got is this little thing for a pencil to write with!
Making a night deposit at the Sperm Bank
Given the recent recession, it was bound to happen... The new ATM fees are pant dropping! jfklsad
Confused by the state of the economy, Jeremy thought if he paid himself for a handjob, he would be saving money and making money at the same time.
ahh, yes. My penis does look bigger in the ATM ambiance light.
Bubba didn't realize that just because you strip in front of an ATM doesn't mean you're going to get money...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Tired of the economy pissing all over him, Joe decided to take matters into his own hand.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
STEP 3? Simply swipe and enter!
the ATM is asking you to insert your PIN not your PEEN.
Sir, for the last time: That is NOT how you make a deposit at the sperm bank!
Those ATM fees can suck my dick!!
Charlie misunderstood the concept of "shaking his money maker"...again.
No, no, sir. The BANK's gone "belly up". This has nothing to do with yours.
In order to increase her chances, Maniston had her sperm bank install a 24 hour deposit teller.
According to my wife, that's the kind of butt I have--plano. Not the gut--yet. :o
Since my gut pushes my pants down and there are no ass cheeks to stop them, I probably tuck in my shirt more than this guy at the atm does....
Tom Cruise confusing the prompt for a PIN number for a PEEN number.
Submitted by ProfessorVP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:48pm.
Apparently, Bill Richardson thinks it's the Night Suppository.
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Hahahahaha!
The reason Bill Richardson abruptly dropped his cabinet nomination, he was his own anonymous donor.
"Why yes," thought Rico, "I DO want to make a deposit."
-Einah
Well, hell, they asked me to make a deposit.
Trade you my winky for some ass cheeks!
This might look pathetic and desperate to the rest of us, but in Gary Busey's world, hot shirtless guys are stuffing $20 bills into his size 28 Calvin Kleins.
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