Monday, January 5th 2009
Brit Brit Has A Crocopussy
HA! This sounds about right. Blame it on Vadge's influence.
And yes, Brit's Twitter was hacked.
VIA ONTD
- Submitted by Chirio on Sun,
1 min 8 sec ago - They keep them around as an
2 min 54 sec ago - She looks like she should be
3 min 20 sec ago - Submitted by telesma on Sun,
4 min 46 sec ago - Mariah needs to get clothes
8 min 38 sec ago - Submitted by HollieHotTamale
10 min 6 sec ago - I'd hit that. He has pretty
10 min 44 sec ago - Submitted by Squash Posh on
10 min 48 sec ago - He looks like he will be a
13 min 38 sec ago - Submitted by jussayin on
14 min 27 sec ago
That explains why Kfed has no balls.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I find the name "twitter" fitting in some way.
"I yam what I yam"
I find this way too funny. Lol.
Everyone knows that's NOT Britney who wrote this. Her vagina is really five feet wide with no teeth! That's how vicious rumors get spread!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i almost choked to death reading that
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:38pm.
Unfortunately, I actually HAVE seen that.
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Waddaymean UN-fortunately?!
That movie was a classic, I tellya!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
That is hilarious! If I knew who the hacker was, I'd treat him to a case of Cheetos AND a case of Red Bull!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
UhOh, looks like Britney snuck on Twitter when Daddy wasn't watching.
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
How'd they figure out it was fake?
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Wow, this is graphic.
It's called vagina dentata. wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
Twitter? It should be Twatter.
It's funny and all, but I can't help thinking that the hackers blew their load too soon. They should have done really subtle stuff that left room for doubt. It could have gone on a lot longer. But still, it was good.
Only 4 feet wide? That girl had a reduction?
And I bet the teeth are fake, too.
Priceless!
Seriously, the only person worth following on Twitter would be Michael K. Does he have a Twitter?
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Twitter sucks, I'm not even able to search for my friends on twitter, its stupid. Rick Sanchez from CNN got his twitter hacked today as well, b/c when I was on Facebook earlier his status said that he was "high on crack and not able to go to work" via Twitter.
Twitter is the most ridiculous thing ever, As if everyone in the world wants to know what your doing at that very moment. Narcicisim at it's best and a great way to garner stalkers too!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Some people have no imagination. I think I'll go hack into Kim Zolciak's blog and write in bold "I just want to update y'all - I wear a wig".
Wasted opportunity.
I can't really remember, Mrs. K. I think I was drunk.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:38pm.
Unfortunately, I actually HAVE seen that.
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Unfortunately?
Why, did it suck...I mean "bite?"
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Hahaha! Funniest thing I've read yet today! (yea, I'm keeping the bar pretty low here....)
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:37pm.
Have you ever seen this? I have not.
Teeth(2006) R
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Must save a fortune on septic tank maintenance.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
BOOT MOVES AND TOOTHY VAG!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Unfortunately, I actually HAVE seen that.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:34pm.
then my work here is done!
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Have you ever seen this? I have not.
Teeth(2006) R
When virtuous high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) becomes the victim of a sexual assault, she discovers that she has an unexpected line of defense: a toothed vagina. But for Dawn, coming to terms with the power and dangers of her anatomical anomaly may be easier said than done. Director Mitchell Lichtenstein's provocative feminist horror flick also stars John Hensley, Hale Appleman and Josh Pais.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Croccopussy Bite
Beef Curtains Do Not Just Flap
Bite Pussy Croc Bite.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Mrs. Kravitz, I am scarred for life from your labia majora.
@Mrs.Kravitz
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks. That's a fierce looking snatch. I especially like the lip curl.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
She has a scandalous case of vagina dentata?! AWESOME! She must have been infected by Madonna through that kiss they did years ago. Have any of you ever seen a horror movie about this voodoo demon that gets transmitted woman to woman by a kiss?! I think I saw it in the 80s or something...
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:55pm.
I do not need any help in that department.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:13pm.
It could only be made better if they put up a picture of the snatch with teeth.
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http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6533/vaginadentatanq7.jpg
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Looks like she's got her account back. Damn I was too late. Thank God for screenshots ;)
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Didn't we already see this is a true statement for ourselves when she got out of the car with no undies?
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Hahaha I love it Yep!! Makes the day go much faster.
OMG Croccopussy!!
Michael just created a new word sensation
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
It could only be made better if they put up a picture of the snatch with teeth.
This made my day....
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Let's make this twitter hacker the hot slut of the week!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
I love it.
hahahaha! That hacker is BRILLIANT. And yes, the use of "Brit Brit" is very suspicious.....had to be one of us! haha!
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Even better, they got Bill O'Reilly:
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5123605/fox-news-twitter-hacked-by-bill-orei...
She had a black and white milkshake...?
Ok, first of all - WTF is that?
And two - WHY the fuck would anyone care?
Please. Call me when she forgets to take a pill, k?
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
All right, which one of you whores did this?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:52pm.
With Twitter, you can stay hyper–connected to your friends and always know what they’re doing.
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and why in the hell would I want to do that?
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Just to make sure you still hate yourself like the rest of us:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
LOL! YAY! Was that one of you, bitches? Sure sounds like it.
I got one for that too!:
Twitter Whore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbH63Ali9U
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Ugh, hackers.
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With Twitter, you can stay hyper–connected to your friends and always know what they’re doing.
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and why in the hell would I want to do that?
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Happy New Year!!
Bwhahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. For a second there I thought that was really her who wrote that. That would be even better. LOL
But then I realized bitch don't know how to write on the internets
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*dies laughing*
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Um I think they hacked the wrong site - that should be angie jo's description.
I might have to use that for a new myspace layout - lol
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Four feet wide with rotting stubby molars is more like it.