Hot Slut Of The Week: Ian Golder, Mac & Cheese's #1 Lovah

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Birth Name: Ian Golder

Original Date of HS of the Day: January 3, 2009
Claim to Fame: Ian is the expert of all experts when it comes to boxed mac and cheese. Watching him talk about that shit is like watching me talk about peen. He's so intense and serious-like about it!

Where is he now? Probably finding legal ways to marry a box of mac and cheese.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because anybody who creams (it's the cheesiest) their panties this much over processed cheese, deserves this accolade. And also because I went to his website. I am fascinated. I learned so much about him. He also gets a boner for cereal, he has a dog named Goulash, he's the only person who still uses Geocities to host their website and one of his favorite restaurants in Sacramento is called Pancake Circus. That latter tidbit sealed the deal.

I also learned that some whores eat boxed mac and cheese with sugar and cinnamon. People are really fucking sick!