Katie Holmes Is Not Keeping NYC Alive!
If Tommy Girl was your official woman, there's only two ways you would spend your days: crying and shopping. Katie must be doing a lot of the former while she's in NYC. That's what Page Six Magazine (via Telegraph) claims anyway. They say since Katie landed in New York last July, she's only taken around $14 million from Tommy's butt plug fund and has spent.
Apparently, most of the money was spent on real estate. They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears.
Some source said Katie also spent $13,987 on Suri's slaves, $7,000 on gym crap, $7,315 on food and $17,000 on rags for her and Suri in six months.
All these numbers seem kind of low ball to me, but now that I think about it, it makes sense. 7 grand may not seem like much for food, but Katie only eats dried-up barley flakes and Tommy nibbles on her soul whenever he gets hungry. And $14k on child care for Suri also seems kind of low budget, but I don't think we can see most of Suri's slaves. Thetans can make themselves invisible-like. Besides, Suri doesn't need them around that often since she spends most of her time looking after Katie. The $7k they spent on gym crap was only for Tommy's vibrating dirt star slimmer.
It's the $17k that seems way off! There's no way any of Katie's shit rags come from anywhere but the "$1 for 1 pound" pile at the Salvation Army. That said, Katie needs to spend more! If she's going to terrorize NYC with her weepy zombie face, she better start dropping more alien dollars.
Here's cheap ass Katie with Suri doing things in NYC yesterday.
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...that is NOt a smile....it's a snarl.....like she's jonesing for her next hit of heroin....yah know....I feel no trepidation making any comments about Surly the Ill Natured Child.....when Isabella and Carlton were younger they NEVER carried them around....but Surly....she is whoring BIG time....I wanna see Katie carry Isabella around...Isabella should just stop walkin'.....but Troll Cruise might take her to the Bahamas and have her offed....yeah, I went there...fuck it.
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are after me!!!
Katie better get some lower eyelid surgery soon to reign in those shopping bags under eyes. She's using them to do all of that shopping.
Imagine what she would look like in her 40s if she didn't see a surgeon. Forget her 60s!
She doesn't need to recycle shopping bags. Now that is being green.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:29pm.
The trick is, you have to DIG.
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It's been awhile, since Daffy's on 6th was taken from me. That was my first digging jaunt. TJ Maxx doesn't coerce the digger in me. Hard times upon us, must give it a try. I forgot about digging. Hm, it's slowly creeping up as i type. There's a TJ Maxx, Marshall's and Filene's Basement all in one building.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Katie looks busted but Suri is a cutie.Shopping therapy works but it seems it isn't helping Katie very much.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:22pm.
The trick is, you have to DIG.
Tommy better start putting some money back. He's not going to be raking it in at the box office like he once did. Katie looks like she needs to be institutionalized. That happy face is not all that convincing.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Keane,
My name causes some confusion, sorry bout that. Am in Vancouver, week three of snow. I can't wait to see what happens during the Olympics. Actually I can guess, everything will run as smooth as silk.
Have a fun day whores, think of me trudging through three feet of snow/ice/slush. Also, send up a little prayer that the trains are up and running.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:12pm
holy shit are you serious?? I've been living in London since May and my ass has never heard of TK Maxx. Googled it and going to check the High St Kensington location soon!!
OT Katie looks like a scarecrow on heroin.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:12pm.
Shopping, shopping, shopping, its my reason for living - as well as Dlisted of course! But only if its drastically reduced, and by that I mean a good 50-70% off. Do you guys not have TK Maxx or similar in the states? It is my idea of heaven. Luxury items (especially for the home, but sometimes clothes too),
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What kind of luxury items and brands do you find at your TJ Maxx? I ask because the one on 6th Ave, NYC is crammed with ugly things.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Keane, I just got a pair of 7 jeans at Marshalls for $15. Love it!!
Three new apartments, two for Tommy's ego and one Katie's tears |=0
=| :sigh: brillante chico.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
EastEndGirl - where do you live/work? I'm in Wandsworth and everything seems in working order around here, we've only had about 2 flakes of snow though!
Shopping, shopping, shopping, its my reason for living - as well as Dlisted of course! But only if its drastically reduced, and by that I mean a good 50-70% off. Do you guys not have TK Maxx or similar in the states? It is my idea of heaven. Luxury items (especially for the home, but sometimes clothes too), drastically reduced and currently overflowing with stock in these credit crunch, business-collapsing times. I've recently bought £140 superfine jeans there for £15, £75 Carvella shoes for £25, a £60 French Connection hoody for just £6, its amazing. And my whole flat is kitted out with items from the home section. I rarely buy anything anywhere else. Sales are nothing when you have TK Maxx to buy stuff from! Oh and on topic: Suri looks over it.
Katie is looking a bit hollow eyed and sallow. Does she have jaundice?
Get this for funny (NOT) from the transit site:
One must be prepared to walk to work.
WTF, we don't live in a fucking village morons.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Migraine - Iron Man rocked didn't it!
I just checked...Daffy's is strictly an East Coast thing.
*crying*
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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:48pm.
Take that Valkyrie check, find some of Bernie Malamud's
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Hekki: TEAM DAFFYS!!!!!
LOL
still, I can't even let myself go there anymore...I'll come out with out my mortgage
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Snowy- Sears clothes are junk!
It might be worth it to work for my dad. He pays under the table and I get to see family. I is just kinda far away, so the drive might make it not worth it.
Mawy: Daffy's is excellent. When I go into a place like Banana Republic or J. Crew, all I can think is "I could get that tank top at Daffy's for $6.99" or "There are WAY cuter dresses at Daffy's for $29.99" No kidding. You have to dig a little sometimes, but you can't beat it.
M.E....iw as, and got a great pair of black Stuart Weitzman riding boots for Xmas from my bosses......I have been living in them...heehee
last week, I wore them with leggings, and all I could hear in my head was the GoFugYourself girls yelling at me, "Leggings are NOT pants!"
hahahha
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I know KD me too, but everyone says it's not worth it when it comes tax time...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Buying NYC Real Estate during the Economic downturn is really pretty fucking brilliant on Tom's part. Take that Valkyrie check, find some of Bernie Malamud's clients who have jumped out of their windows and snatch up their condo's from foreclosure.
Maybe he can lowball Travolta and snap up Jett's wing of that hotel on Grand Bahama Island at a discount!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:43pm.
I KNOW!!!!
My city also goes into a tailspin when it snows.
Freaking weather wimps.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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ha ha over the weekend we had to go to Sears for a car battery and some primer....I found myself staring at the damn SEARS clothes like "ahhhh new clothes, try on now...." LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I'm thinking about getting a second job, but it would be some part-time crap job that I wouldn't even get $8 an hour, so it's not even worth it.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:43pm.
If I have to pay for one more taxi to go to work because my city can't deal with snow, I am going to lose my shit.
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You guys shoulda called in the army. ;)
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Dark Knight was way too long, but Heath was magnificent in it.
I saw Iron Man this weekend. I have such a Robert Downey Jr. crush
PSL - I am so desperately in need of a new pair of boots, but I can't afford even a $30 pair from Payless right now.
I am wearing a pair that are 8 years old, I have to keep regluing the sole back on.
I fucking hate this economy right now.
PSL: freaking Katie Holmes! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I've watched Dark Knight twice so far. I bought it.
Heaths performance is truely terrifying. He was excellent as the Joker.
True, the movie was a little slow, but I liked it.
Mrs. K.,
He bloody well better win an oscar.
If I have to pay for one more taxi to go to work because my city can't deal with snow, I am going to lose my shit.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I hear you girls...I am so broke I can't even shop at cheap places
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Aphid on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:39pm.
I want him to win a GG AND an Oscar!!!!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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"Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears."
"Tommy nibbles on her soul whenever he gets hungry."
MK, you're killing me today!
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Heath Ledger
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:33pm.
KD you know what kills me? Is all these huge sales and I still can't shop!
ERRRRRR I feel the same way! I live in NYC and go to college (which I pay for out of pocket) and my rent is ridiculous. Not to mention the prices of everything are going up. I did treat myself to a $60 dress from topshop.com and a cute, cheap little dress from Forever 21.------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.
Mrs.K - me too, I watched the Dark Knight twice just for him. The second time I needed a laugh when he referred to Maggie G's character as a "beauty".
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:35pm.
I know. I'm just playin' around.
:)
Believe me, I don't ever really get mad here...dlisted is my happy place.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
I think Eva Green would have been a perfect replacement for Katie. Maggie is a good actress (IMO) but not right for Batman.
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We worship a dancing peanut for corn’s sake!
I wish that this bitch and her little troll child would just go away.
Speaking of Dark Knight.
BORED ME TO TEARS!!!!!
Except for Heath.
I think I'm in love. The man was a fuckin' genius.
After about 30 minutes, Pudge retired to the living room to read and I fast forwarded to the scenes with Heath.
Brilliant, just brilliant.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
That doesn't sound like that much to me. I don't know, maybe my perspective is skewed?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Mrs. K - I was just asking.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:30pm.
Only at work. I'm at home today, doll face.
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But if you want me to leave I will!
*storming off in a huff*
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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That is one evil face. Is she up for the new Child's Play film?
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I know that body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
KD you know what kills me? Is all these huge sales and I still can't shop! It's torturing me! I went in to H&M last week because I just HAD to go shopping and got a pair of pants for twenty dollars and it was buy one get one so I got a jacket too. that was so cheap even for H and M!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
APHID! ♥
Both Katie and Maggie killed that character.
I don't think either one can act their way out of a wet paper bag. They both sucked.
Good thing Maggie got blown to bits in Dark Knight.
No more!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eff this wh0re . . . this is just one more reason why I can't stand her!! This, and her and TG's pimp, the Co$, is a child(ren) killer!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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