Look Who's Blogging....
Personally, I'd rather Kim Zolciak's gutter wig start its own blog, because it holds so many secrets. But I'll gladly settle for Kim's blog. Her first post is pretty damn entertaining. She just happened to run into these pictures of her at the beach. I mean, she magically found the pictures of her at the beach while she was at the beach? I'm confuseded. That's probably how she found her trusted wig friend too. She was walking along the beach in the Bahamas and spotted a pack of rabid dogs attacking the tortured thing. Since Kim has such a giving heart, she took pity on the wig and now the two are inseparable.
Speaking of her wig friend, she is a brave bitch for getting that close to the ocean. I'm sure the lifeguards warned her that the sharks will mistake her wig for a lame seal and try to eat that shit!
Anybitchisbeat, I can't wait for the future gems Kim's blog will bring us. We can now enjoy Kim's fuckery all year long!
I also had to read the comments on this shit, because I knew they would make me laugh until I farted. This is my favorite one and only because they quoted my favorite song at the moment:
You need to go back to your Chili's clinic and get your saggy ta-ta's lifted. There's a tightrope...
There's a tightrope!
AND it's pretty poignant that her upcoming appearances section is "coming soon." Story of her life!
(Thanks Angela)
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mean, she magically found the pictures of her at the beach while she was at the beach? I'm confuseded
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I swear I was thinking that. Where's Nene when you need her
Fuck me, that is hilarious!!
After a shit monday, it feels good to burst out laughing:)
The 'coming soon' bit just kills me!!!
I'm going to dream tonight of a Housewives Remix with
scattered sound bites: "I'm a businesswoman....Close your legs.....
How dreadful....Jooreeee.....There's a tightrope....."
i was reading the comments, which were HILARIOUS and i think our little michael k was up to no good:
Anonymous said...
Kim your wig needs its own blog. When can we hear your angelic voice again. I bet your wig tries to run away a night so you keep it on a leash. One day it's going to leap off your head onto an open flame to end it's misery.
JANUARY 5, 2009 6:44 PM
Boot Moves said...
Exquisite. I would love to buy you some Lucite heels.
hahhahaha, hilarious!! but my favorite comment was:
Anonymous said...
You have such star quality: like a young Marilyn Manson
JANUARY 5, 2009 3:46 PM
hahahahah. apparently she is deleting the "mean" comments, what a hag.
xoxo
l.danielle
Submitted by Itsbiffy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:02pm.
Isn't that "album" supposed to be dropping any day now?
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"Dropping" is the right word, isn't it? A big, steaming pile. Can't wait....
I was singing that tight-rope song all day too lol! it only has 1 note anyone can sing it baritone of course.
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
I got on!
Boot Moves said...
Exquisite. I would love to buy you some Lucite heels.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
"Close yo legs to mareet men," ya tone-deaf, trashy hooka.
I don't mean to sound..... mean but this bitch seems like a shitty mother. Anyone with me?
I figured it out...OMG, Im posing that her wig looks like kat hair. Hope it wont get deleted...lol.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Where are you reading the comments? Yikes, I must have started too early on the cocktails today. I cant see anywhere that says comments.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
I may be the only one that sees this, but I think Brielle would make a great child actor. She seems to have a lot of spunk and personality, she's not camera-shy, plus she's a cute kid who actually looks her age as opposed to looking like a bimbo.
Kim should worry less about developing her own (lack of) talent and work on getting Brielle an agent.
Never seen the show, don't care if it's a wig or not, I'd fuck her. Always a bunch of douchebag haters on here. There ain't one single straight guy who would turn down a blonde with big tits and a flat stomach. Not one.
At first I couldn't get past the fact that Kim spelled holidays with an apostrophe "s" (holiday's) then I remembered that this dyslexic ho spelled cat k-a-t on an episode of RHOA.
..and is she really trying to say that she didn't see someone randomly taking pics of her on the beach when the camera is obviously 3 feet away from her?! Do liars even try anymore now-a-days?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
lmao...I'm in tears reading the comments on her site...
Isn't that "album" supposed to be dropping any day now?
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- - - Mark Twain
She's such a FUCKTARD!!! Someone randomly snapped photos of her standing a few feet away from her synthetic raggedy ass wigged head!
Wiggity! Wiggity! WHACK!
Silicone leakage can cause hair loss....hmmmm.
Anonymous said...
Love ya Kim! I'm so happy you started a blog! Looking forward to the 2nd season of Housewives.
xoxoxo
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WOW! I wonder who wrote THIS!? The last comment before moderation ended this morning...
She reminds me of Affirmation Girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXeTfDloDCU
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Submitted by sadee on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:35pm.
WTF... whoever is managing this blog is also managing "Michael Lohan Online". Google edgeproductionsllc@gmail.com. Nice.
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Haha! Somebody applying the WC Fields approach to their business!
Very nice:)
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I don't have a clinic!! Well, I do, but it's a clinic where all of us queers get together and spike our Purple Drank with vodka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
but where´s MY comment? i told her to keep up the good work, cause we all need a good laugh, once n a while. also, told her not to lose the wig, cause it really fits her, since both are pathetic. see... i was kinda nice
**whatever**
WTF... whoever is managing this blog is also managing "Michael Lohan Online". Google edgeproductionsllc@gmail.com. Nice.
Anonymous said...
You're so classy and elegant.
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Lemme guess...yepyepyep???
And no, Stoney, you din't make the cut either:(
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My comment, let's see if it appears:
"Go back to junior high English class, you desperate, plastic old ho."
Holy shit at the comments I read SINCE my website was just launched 12 hours ago. I love to laugh and you comment bloggers sure do that for me. Thanks so much....
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HA! She posted the bad ones but not mine:(
Mine said:
Dude. Don't sing.
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Sweet Jesus...this reality blob is "appearing":
Feb 3 Outwrite Book Store in ATL . Whattya wanna bet this is a gay bookstore? Those Atlanta queens will be swinging lethal purses to be first in line to try on Kim's plastic wig. That's definitely an E-ticket ride.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Another funny comment someone left on her blog:
"Nice cameltoe wiggy."
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Oh no she DIDN'T put an apostophe after holiday?!?!? Jesus Christ is this woman breeding?!?!?
53rd... lol
I posted a positive message in that blog im so kind today
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:17am.
Someone needs to school this ho on the correct use of the apostrophe.
To be fair, mike, punctuation is the least of her problems.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"Close your legs to married men." -NeNe Leakes
Grammar is a beautiful thing. Kim obviously does not know this.
Who in the FUCK is this bitch trying to fool?
I want a sugar daddy too, although I will take mine unmarried
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:45am.
I am sooo glad we did not get the ice storm yesterday we were suppose to get!!
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So true.
Sorry for the offtopicness right now, but I'm a weather channel freak this time of the year.
The icy roads at night make me sooo worried when dh has to go out for work (3rd shift.)
That's why I talk about the weather in NE Ohio so much during the winter. Sorry to bore everyone else to tears with this talk, but I was quite happy to see the rain/ice predictions to be switched with heavy fog alerts instead last night.
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@ EvilShoe: I just watch every Simon Pegg film I can get my hands on to this day! I think a lot of d-listers are his fans too, so I'd not be surprised if they also knew it.
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@ Topic: lol at hearing that her blog's comments are being heavily moderated now!
Whoever she is, she doesn't look like she has a lot of wisdom to impart with us through a blog.
someone just randomly snapped the photo, huh? retard.
Kim may want to go back and fix the camel toe-thing going on in the 2nd and 3rd photos. Just sayin'...
"Nick said...
it's nice to see all these negative comments, perhaps because they all want a hot rich housewife instead of the obease chicks they are or have at home.
don't let it affect you kim, you're hot."
- UH OH! My mom jeans are in wad!
She could be Heidi Montag's mom.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Off topic:
MAH BOO WENT TO THE MIDDLE EAST!
IF THEY HURT MAH BOO I WILL PUT THE HURT ON THEM!!!
(And please don't start some hideous thread comments about the MidEast)
On topic: heading over to read her blog now.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hahhahahah KD...yeah imaginary preggers for the 10th time.
Or pregnant with a Food Baby. That has happened a lot.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:04am.
Even if she is moderating the comments, you know she's reading them before deleting them!
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LOL! Yeap. That's why I posted anyway:)
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well, i forgot to take my pill yesterday, so maybe there's still hope I can join in on all the fun yet.
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
i just posted there, but i don´t think it´s gonna escape the moderator´s evil claws. snif
**whatever**
i thought everyone at dlisted got it at the same time anyway?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Even if she is moderating the comments, you know she's reading them before deleting them!
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Dick happens! - MK
I'm SO marking my calendar so I can discuss this again with you ladies next month.
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
PSL- I think boy shorts don't fit my form right. I'll have to try again, though. I shouldn't judge after just one try.
Why do you feel weird? Do you think you are preggars again?
"It was fantastic meeting many of my international fans while in the Caribbean."
Yeah, right...all 1 of them??
KD, try boy shorts....they don't move around and are verrrrry comfy.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.