Why Waste The Wine?!
Last night, the promised epic fight between Sharon Osbourne and that fatty faced Megan went down on Crack Rock Charm School Reunion. This was the fight that landed Megan in the hospital claiming Sharon done pulled her weave out leaving bald spots. Megan also filed a police report. Vh1 didn't show the hardcore goods, because a million security officers covered the fun. I mean, how many dudes does it take to tear apart a dumb whore and an old bitch?
But what they did show was pretty awesome. Sharon sort of started it by saying Megan should get her lady parts fixed so that she can't spawn any lil' bikini-wearing whores. The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. Megan fought back by telling Sharon she's only famous for managing a decrepit rock star with worm meat brains. At first, Sharon laughed it off, then she did a little cough-act and poured her cup of wine all over Megan's skeeze body. Megan looked like the dirty maxi pad she truly is. Usually I cry when people waste the booze, but this was worth it.
Megan was pretty fucking tanked, so I don't understand why she didn't open up her alki-hole and drink up all of that wine being poured on her! Don't let it fall everywhere! What kind of drunk slut is she?! If I was Megan, I would've been sucking the booze out of my weave while Sharon was punching me in the dough face. The booze is more important!
It also sounded like the audience was screaming "Jerry" instead of "Sharon." Screaming Jerry would have been more appropriate.
And the next time you get into some fight with a dumb bitch, handle it like a real charming lady and throw your choice beverage in her fat boy face! That's what Headmaster Sharon recommends!
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Than, then, there, their, they're, your, you're, big fuckin deal. Oh Lordy, I am such a fuckin idiot for saying then vs than. Come on..it made it so hard to understand what I was saying didn't it?? Geez. Your whole fuckin post sounded pretty pro-Megan to me. Or was it because of your strong disdain for Sharon that you immediately jumped to the defense of Megan? Being intoxicated, sitting on the couch and "defending" herself? Are you going to tell me that Megan wouldn't have done the exact same thing had the roles been reversed? She lives for attacking other people, she wouldn't have cared if the person was intoxicated or not. Hate Sharon all you want, a lot of people do, but it was so nice to see someone go after her.
As for a college education, that's really amazing. It really stands out these days, doesn't it? Such a small group of individuals. *eye roll* I think it is best to get one, I am not saying people shouldn't. I wasn't BELITTLING it, as you put. I am however pointing out the fact that it seems as if people use that as a defense, and really, its a lame one to use. Who gives a flying fuck if you graduated from Penn State or Orange County Community College? College educated or not, she is still a peice of shit. Plain and simple. If you think Sharon is a peice of shit, fair enough. I must admit even I didn't think she was the best choice to lead a "charm school." However, if she wants to dump wine on Megan and tear her weave out, I am all for it. This is Dlisted. We live for that shit.
Now excuse me while I go read a text book.
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Who said I was a fan of Megan? I know I didn't say that because I'm not. I hate Sharon so that must mean I'm a fan of Megan? Right. I'm not a fan of anyone on these dumb reality shows, but I do despise people who resort to physical violence.
Also, I think it's ironic so many people are belittling a college degree.
Steve Carell once said that when someone says they have a real world education it really means they have no education.
Brittny, going to college did not make Megan "smarter then most." She is smarter THAN most. It’s funny you are the one telling people to read a text book. I would encourage you to do the same.
Wow...factorydave and zestyfuzz or whatever the fuck. Some brilliant observations. Further proving that idiots are fans and advocates of that scumbag Megan. First of all, she is college educated. Fantastic. So she is suddenly above everyone and smarter then most? Sharon Osborne may have her ways about her, but that woman is sharp. She is an amazing business person and extremely intelligent. Its a fact. She has so many machines going and so much money coming in it isnt even funny. Sharon may not have the best manners, but either does Megan and she for sure has her beat in the brains department. What a ridiculous fuckin response on your part. Go read a text book.
Factorydave, so, if we think someone is vile, manipulative and just plain mean, we are fat huh? Talk about statement of the century. She has a decent body and a buttfug fat face. And she is a fucking raging cunt. She is proud to be a bitch, she knows it. And we agree with her and dislike her for it, so we are fatties? Wow. How old are u? Are u fucking kidding me? Did u join dlisted just to say that? HAHA you fucking retard! Oh god. too funny. Women have brains believe it or not, apparently u have none. We know right from wrong, so that makes us fat. lol NOw excuse me while I go eat everything in my fridge and deep fry some fuckin twinkies. U stupid pricksucker.
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factorydave - I think its time to get back to the factory honey, us fat cow dlisted bitches like our men just a little bit more high-flying than you my dear. Stick to the production line, its all you're fit for.
I think I can accurately guess the weight of the ladies posting. If you hate Megan you are probably a cow. If you love Megan you are pretty secure in your own looks. Sharon Osbourne is low rent, low class and low brow. She lost her cool on a show where she is supposed to be teaching girls how to behave properly. I think it is ironic that a woman that has given birth to a litter of junkies and miscreants has the nerve to tell anyone that their sex organs should be removed so that they cannot reproduce. All Megan did was to answer Sharon insult with an insult of her own. Sharon was outmatched in an battle of wits with Megan. She did the only thing her cow brain could think of, she started a stampede. Megan was insulted first then physically attacked by a low class cow who's stomach staples need replaceing. The only reason someone would take Sharons side is because they are fat. Peace out slobs. FACTORYDAVE
I love Rodeo's reaction to Sharon's comment.
It's fucking Rock of Love Charm School....what did you expect?
Submitted by zestyfuzz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:53pm.
Sharon disgusts me on so many different levels. Here she is telling Megan that she shouldn’t procreate yet Sharon has raised two of the most fucked up kids in Hollywood. Jack and Kelly were both in rehab as teenagers. Sharon is vile. Not to mention Sharon is anything but classy. Wasn’t there an episode of ‘The Osbournes’ where she threw a roast beef at her neighbors?
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this made my night!
And with all due respect to the bleached blond's college ed: she's wasted, and not behaving well. Attending formal education facilities does not necessarily include common sense.
Black Sabbath, in it's day, was a mega metal band, before anyone acknowledged them as such. Along with Grand Funk Railroad, and Deep Purple.
For some dimwit to imply anything negative about Ozzie as a person, or regarding his talent, deserves a firm whap from a woman who has single handedly revived his career, and taken care of him, while others with great talent wasted away.
College is far over rated, based on this example.
Sharon disgusts me on so many different levels. Here she is telling Megan that she shouldn’t procreate yet Sharon has raised two of the most fucked up kids in Hollywood. Jack and Kelly were both in rehab as teenagers. Sharon is vile. Not to mention Sharon is anything but classy. Wasn’t there an episode of ‘The Osbournes’ where she threw a roast beef at her neighbors?
And don’t even get me started on the immaturity of the audience for them to cheer after Sharon attacked Megan. With the way they were cheering one would think Sharon captured Osama Bin Laden.
The fight was also anything but fair. Megan was sitting and Sharon was standing. Megan was also clearly wasted. I hope Sharon feels good about herself for attacking an intoxicated person. And if Sharon wouldn’t have insulted Megan in the first place then Megan wouldn’t have said anything about her fucked up husband.
And someone mentioned before that Megan isn’t smart, however, Megan has graduated from college. Megan has a lot more going for her than her looks so I have no idea why she is trying to get by in life on her looks.
I used to like VH1 but if they keep making crappy shows like this then I’m going to have to stop watching it.
Pfft. Jerry would have had a table with a wedding cake or a big plate of spaghetti with pasta sauce within arm's reach.
hate megan. she's a nasty skank, and who cares about her boobies? seriously. hope all the guys who show up for trophy wife or golddigger or whatever the hell her new show is going to be called are sweaty fatasses.
Sharon, bitch's with glass houses shouldn't throw rocks!
Entertaining yet strange--like a couple of $20 dollar whores fighting over a crack pipe.
Sharon is a low life. When she threw Megan off the show for kicking Brandy M she said "THE MERE THOUGHT OF VIOLENCE MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH". What a hypocritical twat. She's just as trashy as these girls and for her to pretend any different is ridiculous. She let Megan have all the power by losing control of herself. Way to go you old cunt!
hahaha megan so deserved it, shes always running around talking sh*t and is so confident that no one will put her in her place...and really, i think that the terminator himself wouldnt fuck with sharon, her temper and cattiness are legendary! and i agree, brandi c. was my favorite shes too adorable!
TEAM SHARON!!!
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Team Sharon
Airheaded cunt deserved the comment. What a stupid thing to be talking about her dog's upset it missed the show but she's busy being spayed. Especially when sitting there in a bikini, while everyone else is dressed. She has made me realize why some men use the phrase, "life-support for tits."
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So awesome. I hate Megan with a passion. I am so scuked into Vh1's reality shows. Sigh. Megan really is a grade A mega c word! HATE HER! BUt right now VH1 is casting rich dudes to compete for her black evil heart in a new show called Trophy Wife I guess. Sad how evil conniving bitches like Megan get rich as shit by being awful human beings while good peopel struggle. pathetic..and I feed into it. Gross. i will not watch her show! EW!
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Jesus Christ, women of the world need to get their shit together. Step up, start dressing yourselves, stop trashing each other, and open a bloody book. When did everything get so low?
"...but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum." -Poe
That was a very accurate aim, how convenient that Sharon had a glass of red wine handy, Megan or whatever-her-name-is was completely out of her mind and was wearing a WHITE bikini. Yes I'm sure that was all completely spontaneous. And what the hell is Osbourne doing being a mentor in a charm school, she's the biggest alley cat of them all. The bitch in the bikini deserved it though. And as for me watching that I just feel really dirty. When tv makes you want to take a shower it can't be good can it?
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Good for Sharon,I would kick the ass of anyone who talked shit about my family too.Megan is an idiot and if she said woo-hoo one more time I was going to kill my television.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sharon was right - Megan is friggin BRILLIANT. She is devious and gets almost everything she wants from the other stupid asses on the shows she does. (Even though Sharon was way smarter than those fools and saw right through her). And she markets herself "well" too - in a Paris Hilton way. She's making money.
However, that butterface is a humongous Cword and I've been wanting to beat her for a good long time. She's got a great body, but has NOTHING else going for her. Who wants a drunk, stupid, personality-less moron for a wife? Trophy wife good luck...
My goodness this is what is entertaining america these days?
I actually feel less intelligent for having watched that dreck.
There's no substance to this stuff whatsoever!!!
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I wish I could faster foward and see where Megan is going to be in about 15 years when shes 40 and can't get any men.
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I think they reason why they didn't show the actual fight is because Megan filed a police report before it aired and that's evidence for her case against Sharon. You're innocent until proven guilty.
With that said, once that shit is released, I'm going to be watching it non-stop!
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The best part of this whole skank-fest was the fat queen with the green hair in the audience. He was in drama heaven through the entire show. I was disappointed though that Megan didn't bring her retarded dog Lily with her for support. Lily was the real star of Charm School!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I was so heartbroken that they did not give my hero Brandi C any real screen time, especially given that she was wearing the most ridiculous outift of them all (even topping Megan's bikini and Heather's ridiciulous "klassy" Frederick's ballgown). Brandi C 4 eva!
Yeah, that embedded video doesn't work for me. Not sure if it's because I'm in Canada. Luckily YouTube still has it.
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how can someone so fat faced be so skinny in the body...weird...they are all trashy, even sharon. i like that she doesnt put up with any shit, but at the same time she is far from the age where acting out like that is even remotely acceptable...megan is clearly a complete idiot & she seemed either really stupid or really high or both...how can you beat on someone who can barely get out a sentence?
Sharon is trash.
Seriously, people watch this shit?
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mike she has a nice body but she's a piece of trash.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:55am.
does this shit ever end? I remember Megan from Beauty and the Geek. I can't believe she still on tv.
She now has her own fucking show! It's "Golddigger" or something like that.
Like a guy needs to go on a reality show to find one of those. She's not even that pretty, and she's definitely not charming.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, THAT I LIKED THE FLAVOR OF LOVE ONE BETTER AT LEAST THEY KINDA TRIED TO CHANGE AND FOR A HOOD CHICK MONIQUE HAS CARRIED AND CONDUCTED HERSELF LIKE A LADY..MAYBE NOT CLASSY BUT SHE WASNT HELLA GHETTO.SHE WAS REAL.DAMN I TYPED IN ALL CAPS.WHATEVER TO LAZY TO REALLY EVEN CARE OR PUSH THE BUTTON TO CHANGE IT.LMAO
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Megan was a sitting duck: wasted, slobbery, slurred speech, rambling nonsense. She probably just fell off the couch, trying to get up, then got stomped on by Rodeo.
That was kinda two against one. As soon as Rodeo got on stage, I'd zip it! Being wasted, removes the instinct for survival.
Wow. Those are some fucking charming broads.
There's totally a reality show celebrity circuit now, huh? She didn't take Rock of Love, I Love Money OR Charm School seriously? The noive!
Good for Sharon tho - by the end of it I was dying to see that girl take a hit. I love how security was like: Come with us - you're gonna die!
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does this shit ever end? I remember Megan from Beauty and the Geek. I can't believe she still on tv.
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I will say this for the Vh1 hos - I love using the term "lip chap" these days.
Thank you Flavor of Love.
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So, I didn't watch this shit - what did Megan do that was so terrible?
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She's the token nice girl.
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That was awesome and Megan deserves to get her ass beat. She is the true definition of the "C" word.
Rodeo's always been one of the few Vh1 reality hos I've actually liked.
I don't even know why she was in Charm School to begin with!
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Sharon is a tough old broad. :)
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I love Sharon...she doesn't take any crap from anyone. She made Ozzy a star.
this was probably staged, but sharon is usually great in stirring up the shit...when you sit on a stage in a bikini, expect a drink to be dsahed in your face...
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So sad that this made my morning.
I need to throw a glass of wine in my own face right now.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:28am.
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Rodeo's always been one of the few Vh1 reality hos I've actually liked.
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