Monday, January 5th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nikki aka DJ Lady Tribe aka Scary Spicy (that's what the Brazilian chick calls her) from Rock of Love Bus! - I knew I would fall madly in love with this troll-muppet-creature-slut-thing. If Daisy from Rock of Love 2 grew a penis and fucked Bobby Trendy in his vagina, getting him pregnant, Nikki would pop out of his ass. Below is Nikki's rap song for Bret. Of course, she read her lyrics off of Herpes and Gonorrhea instruction sheets. Naturally. That's a must if you're going to be Rock of Love. Your vagina has to be tainted in someway. Vh1 wants you to fit in with all the other skanks. I was more shocked that Nikki could read! I really do love her. Why she so elegant?
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:08pm.
Bet Brett ends up picking her!!!!
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Thanks to MK we all know she got VOTED OFF last night!
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I want to rip his nuts off with my teefs, filet his penis, cook it up and feed it to him with freshly squeezed nut sauce on top! ARGGGHH!
Bet Brett ends up picking her!!!! Ahhhhh LOL
What a tranny mess!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Man, I hate to admit it but this shit is my guilty pleasure. Seeing "woman" like this make me feel sooo much better about myself. I'm kinda disappointed she got kicked off I really wanted to see what other crazy-ass shit she would do.
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We worship a dancing peanut for corn’s sake!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:25am.
Looks like Etty Farrell.
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YES. Thanks Clarisse that was bugging me.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
"she" has got to be one of the grossest "women" I have ever seen in my life.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:50am.
She's so smart - what a genius idea!
If she gets fake boobies one of them might pop if she climbs a building! Voila! No more graffiti - no more jail! She needs to run for office already, a problem solver like that!
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LMAO Angel!
I also appreciate Nikki as an artist. It is artistry to equate not climbing up buildings with getting her boobs did.
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Wow, this is graphic.
this show has potential.
best part of the show was when the one chick fell down the stairs walking away from pussy shots.
2nd best - after brazilian chick choked out blond chick, she was extremely pissed that blond chick wasted precious beer by pouring on her.
This chick reminded me of Amy Winehouse minus the extra tattoos. She was so wasted at the elimination ceremony that she could hardly stand...or maybe her hair was weighing her down.
Submitted by jammer on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:25am.
You know the fucked up thing- she may actually be a legit dj (rapper, not so much). May, of course, being the operative word:
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Yeah - the editing on that makes it hard to tell. Sometimes it looks like straight up bullshit.
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You just go on about your business:)
This is an excerpt from her Wikipedia page...[the incorrect use of the English language alone shows that she must have written this herself...]
"...She said on camera that she does abuse any illegal drugs and that everything she uses is prescribed which may be the reason at elimination she appeared very unstable and had difficulties standing straight. She will most likely be remember for taking a shot of alcohol from Gia's vagina or anus."
So, does she or doesn't she take illegal drugs AND what is that about Gia?! eeewwwww......
She's so smart - what a genius idea!
If she gets fake boobies one of them might pop if she climbs a building! Voila! No more graffiti - no more jail! She needs to run for office already, a problem solver like that!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Re: Barbie commercials...I hate her new face mold. Barbie fuckin sucks now.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Talk all you want about whatever she/he is, I can't help but to focus on Bret. I think he has on as much make-up as that skank rapper does and his fake hair looks worse than hers/his too.
He and Pam Anderson belong back together again. They are two messes trying to hold onto their old selves way too long.
Submitted by Cryscable on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:37am.
Did anyone catch the Barbie comercial that aired during one of the breaks? It was on right before they cut to these nasty chicks on the bus, priceless!
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Barbie is turning into a cheap plastic whore. Seriously, they just don't make her like they used to.
Did anyone catch the Barbie comercial that aired during one of the breaks? It was on right before they cut to these nasty chicks on the bus, priceless!
You know the fucked up thing- she may actually be a legit dj (rapper, not so much). May, of course, being the operative word: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr1ev_dj-lady-tribe-spinnin-on-the-roof...
and she has a wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Lady_Tribe
It says she's worked with 50cent, Dre, and Remy Ma. By "worked" I wonder if they really mean "fucked"
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
This show was pure trash and I loved every second of it. The best part was when Bret kisses the Brazilian chick after she just threw up. He said it tasted like Doritos, Vodka, and something else that he couldn't quite figure out. Yak!!
WOW what a crop they found for season 3!! It's genius! There are some fuuuuucked up looking girls this year...oh, and I am pretty sure that the black girl is a MAN.
LOL! More Klass! I can't stand it!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
YES!!!!!!!!!!! I was totally going to email you this morning MK to tell you about rock of love bus.
HOLY TRASHTASTIC!!!!
you guys have to check this show out.. there was puking, choking, pussy shots, bitch fights ALL IN THE FIRST EPISODE!!!
(ps - you know the mentality that our dlisted trolls have, like lovepatis and shit? these chicks are like those trolls.)
TRASHTASTIC!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Her parents must be so proud.
Is that actually a woman??
wow...the tranny face, the ridic boobs and lips, the horrfic rapping, and i still don't know what this creature was saying...
and seriously...it wrote words down on gential herpes and gonorhea papers...and bret hugged it...contamination!!!!
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
If more people watched this show she'd have to lock up her cooch for good, cos that face with those instruction sheets are pretty impossible to forget. Fortunately though, show sucks and she might still be open for business later on.
Looks like Etty Farrell.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
You know, when my ex left me 3 months ago for an old chola lady and looked like a tranny, I didn't think I'd find anything uglier then a chola tranny....until this....
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
LOL; at the end she says "so hopefully he knows a little more about me"; yeah, Nicky, more than he ever WANTED to know...
But let me stop playin'; I've got to get ready for work.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Oh no, that's an insult to tranny hookers everywhere. This chick's in a league all her own.
G'morning! Ugh! It's too early for THIS! I feel like I need to go wash out my eyeballs now...
That was embarrassing and the look on his face was priceless..she also looks like a tranny hooker.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she was getting an obligatory check up for the show when she suddenly felt inspired and grabbed the first thing she could write on (though I thought dr.'s offices normally had pamphlets, but whatever)...then again, maybe not.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Morning folks! Xo I have no idea who this dude/chick is nor do I know anything about the show. This nastiness makes me want to call my gyney.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Word Nitty. I think Nikki misspoke when she said she got six months jail time for graffiting. What she meant was she got six months jail time for tranny sex hooking.
Mornin' back at ya, 'ladies'!! :0) That whole show makes me itchy.
soopa klassy!
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:45am.
He's brave; I'd be scared to touch her after that.
and brave isn't the word I think of for Bret....
I'd be scared to touch her BEFORE that.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
He's brave; I'd be scared to touch her after that.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
♥Dee! *refilling ur lovin' cup* Glad this skank lives in LA. After the big one hits, she could keep the entire coast afloat with those boobs.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.
Need more coffee to properly snark on this scary woman.
Morning Nitty and IG ♥
Morning, IG♥ We can't hate. I'm sure she picked up those papers so she'd know what to look forward to after bangin' Bret.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.
Sometimes I get so embarrassed for people. This is one of those times.