Sunday, January 4th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.
Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!
Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:03pm.
But I WOULD hit your avie... repeatedly... 'cause I have a thing for Pegg... mmmm... slightly flabby pale Brit...
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:03pm.
That's the kind of dip in the ocean that's primarily a pee break.
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Nuh uh! He's not doing the patented Wino rock pee fondle. Without his arm up to his wrist inside himself one cannot assume that he's peeing.
Classy guy to pee in the ocean without touching himself.
for an older man he looks good. Would I hit it? No, I don't think so, but my mom would... after she was done with Johnny Depp.
Old men who have bodies of 20 year olds freak me out a little. I want an older man when I want an older man and I want a young man when I want a young man! None of this crossing shit! (said the mid-20s girl with a HUGE graying problem)
No.
He looks like the good looking guy from grade school who now works for the phone company.
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That's the kind of dip in the ocean that's primarily a pee break.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Nope, not hitting that.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:52pm.
I'm with ya MK.I liked "Sommersby" too. That's where Jodie met her goilfriend.
LOL - About ten or twelve years ago I was in London with my cousin, who has a fairly strong accent (we're from Eastern NC). We were on the Tube, talking, and this girl says to him, "you sound just like Jodie Foster in Sommersby!"
I liked him in Chicago too. Thought he was an ok dancer.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:51pm.
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his teeth look really yellow in that pic, too-
dlisters have a snarky name for that but I've totally blanked on it...
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
I'm with ya MK.I liked "Sommersby" too. That's where Jodie met her goilfriend.
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he's sooooo . . . hairless
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Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:48pm.
He def sees a puppet off-camera. ;-)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
no!
*Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:41pm.
Richard's middle name is Tiffany. It's his mother's maiden name.
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what a coincidence - my first name is Tiffany - because my mother liked it
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:45pm
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Heehee..yes that gave me pause..I was picturing...ohh never mind! His son's name is Homer after his dad apparently, not Homer Simpson as I had hoped. Ha!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:46pm.
Eighth thumbnail: "special needs child going blind" from MK's Sears family portrait.
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omg - HILARIOUS!!!
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
no never
not then, not now
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Eighth thumbnail: "special needs child going blind" from MK's Sears family portrait.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I guess he decided to not to bring Tibet, his pet gerbil on this vacation.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I love Richard Gere...I would get with him so fast. He has been hot in every single movie he has ever been in.
I love that he is a Buddhist, too, as I am studying Buddhism.
Not sure. I've seen worse.
I remember when he was filming Mothman close to where I live, he had a special assistant just to fluff his hair. Head hair that is.
I'd put it on a diet and hit it HARD.
He sure ages 10 years when wet.
Eh, he's 59yo. You expect six-pack abs, MK?
Richard's middle name is Tiffany. It's his mother's maiden name.
In a heartbeat..........oh, yes I would!
Would I hit it? No, but my gerbil would.
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