Sunday, January 4th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.
Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!
Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.
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Momus: JOHNNY DEPP IS NOT OLD!!! He's just... um... not young?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:31pm.
When told how upset the teens were, he replied, "I'm hard of hearing and I have a bad hip. We all have problems."
NOW I'd hit it.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Kevin Costner.
Momus: Good to hear. Nothing more depressing than to hear that a hot guy fell of the wagon.
Hot old man sex: Dick Clark post stroke (anybody watch that shit Wednesday night, he can barely speak!)
yes!
BTW what age defines old here?
Would Kevin Kline be included?
How about *gasp* Johnny Depp? *swoons*
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:31pm.
Sounds like a crotchedy old fart. Like my dog. Damn thing would give you the side eye if you asked him to come over for a treat.
WOW, I bet Cindy Crawford is glad she doesn't have to see that anymore.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:30pm.
SNAP!
*high five*
:-)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
Momus: I thought of him too, but isn't he still on the "hot" list, or did his age catch up to him?
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He' still hot ... especially in a kilt.
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In spring 2005, Gere was attending a White House Correspondents' dinner when a couple of teenage wheelchair users asked to have their photo taken with him. He declined. When told how upset the teens were, he replied, "I'm hard of hearing and I have a bad hip. We all have problems."
"May I please finish my dinner?" he pleaded with another fan who came up and asked for a photo. Gere finally posed hurriedly with one of the teens when his wheelchair happened to be blocking Gere's path to the exit.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
"The Pis" could front a lot of things...
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
Honey... it takes two hands to beat it to death... one is only enough to put it into a light coma.
*pervy high school girl giggle*
I really like Tom Selleck's mustache. I've tried growing like that but I just end up looking like I came from Mexico.
Mickey Rooney.
Momus: I thought of him too, but isn't he still on the "hot" list, or did his age catch up to him?
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:23pm.
I know I'm beating it to death
So are ya typing one-handed?
heh, heh, heh
*pervy old man chuckle*
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Tom Selleck. *hides*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
jiggy, Joe Piscopo sounds like he could front the Italian 'm' word.
old man sex... too many old men have died recently... I'm sorta lost... I wanna say Charlton Heston, but he's dead... But, let's face it, it would be awesome... parting the waves and all.
"Let me go you dirty..." fill in blank.
i know he's old, but i believe the beatles pre-date him abit. but there prolly is a buddist ink in there. oh my gosh, i just thought of the gigantic wave that hit india. eeek.
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oh i dunno about that. I saw a pic of george harrison the other day and he's looking a lot better than piggy eyes.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by faylinn on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:25pm.
Pauly Shore: Ahhh, I have a huge crush on him after I saw Lawrence of Arabia. Peter who?
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I had a big man crush on him after I saw Dr. Zhivago. I would have volunteered to floss his tooth gap with my dingaling.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:23pm.
If we're going to talk about old man sex, let's do it right.
Omar Sharif.
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Sean Connery.
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:23pm.
If we're going to talk about old man sex, let's do it right.
Omar Sharif.
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Steve Martin.
David Letterman.
Joe Piscopo.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Pauly Shore: Ahhh, I have a huge crush on him after I saw Lawrence of Arabia. Peter who?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:18pm.
You're right. He needs a green wool cap.
LOL.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
If we're going to talk about old man sex, let's do it right.
Omar Sharif.
If I'm going to have old man sex, it's going to be with Gary Oldman and David Bowie. Mmmmm...
But Richard Gere? Sorry, I just never found him attractive
He'll always be 'ole piggy eyes' to me.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:12pm.
why does he bow to the waves?
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O you know...he learned that when he was hanging out in India with the Beatles...
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i know he's old, but i believe the beatles pre-date him abit. but there prolly is a buddist ink in there. oh my gosh, i just thought of the gigantic wave that hit india. eeek.
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I know I'm beating it to death, but who wouldn't want Richard Gere as your dad? I mean you could have what you wanted but still be able to go swimming as he wears those plastic-y nylon trunks in 90's vintage blue. You'd sip alcohol together and he'd give you advice on your boyfriend as you both try your damnest to get rid of your farmer's tan.
I wanna be on the beach! And I don't mean Orchard Beach! That bitch is FREEZING and dirty. I'd catch something.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:53pm.
Caramel corn??
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I used to love me some Richard Gere...sadness to see him now.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
yep...but then again, I would get with any one of you...
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
yes.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
A box of "Just for Men" &...a gerbil is NOT gonna save the sexy. He's done.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:14pm.
haha! that was a punch line waiting to happen.
;)
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I betcha he's got a nasty old sunburn now *giggle*!
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Hell to the no I wouldn't hit it. He has too much of a pepaw thing going on. I would hit MK though, right after he would hit it, so it seemed that I'ld hit just a little bit. (LOVE MK)
If you hit it, you'd have to tell yourself, "I'm hitting Richard Gere. Richard Gere as he was in 'Officer and a Gentleman.'"
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:12pm.
why does he bow to the waves?
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O you know...he learned that when he was hanging out in India with the Beatles...
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I really find nothing wrong with these pictures... he looks a hell a lot better than my dad, and my dad is about ten years younger than the guy.
Yay for beach times!! I would totally get a splashing party going... not in the Izzard way, but in the "I'm young and didn't have a father figure so looks at older men as guys who want to be my dad" way. Minus the Lily thing... I just want to wear water wings and bob up and down on the fun waves.
And a pina colada or rum'n'coke or any other Carribean drink...
Hysteria: he's begging it to surrender one of its occupants to his bum hole.
why does he bow to the waves?
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Ooooh... that is just not right. I wish I hadn't looked at this. I bet Cindy is glad she moved on...
Jesus Christ he looks like my fucking pharmacist at Target.
I'd hit it if it hit a gym.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:07pm.
If ya say so... but she def had a panicked "If I don't get to the ocean RIGHT NOW I'm going to make a mess of myself" look on her face.
... or not... we're talking Wino here... she makes a mess of herself voluntarily.
You're right. I'm wrong. No brownie for me.
I would hit it if ice cream came out of those man boobies.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:05pm.
Wino holds her package in the ocean because it burns.
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Wow, this is graphic.
I also can't help but remember that his was the first peen I ever saw.
(I was 17 and in the theater watching American Gigolo)
Kinda shocking for a Catholic girl.
And yes, I went and saw the film again.