Sunday, January 4th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.
Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!
Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:02pm.
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Chad Everett....saw him in some show...impwessed with his ass! lol
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:59pm.
Al Pacino in "Sea of Love." Or even "Insomnia."
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:56pm.
oh I bet that fine hunk of man never had to jerk the gherkin into a sock in his life.
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LMAO! *viciously biting your ankle* Stop it!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Old actors/celebs I would hit, (old for my 47 yr old ass, anyway):
Harrison Ford
Armand Assante
Tommy Lee Jones
Mick Jagger
Robert Plant
Robert DeNiro
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:47pm.
Bob Barker could get it;
...if the Price is Right.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:53pm.
I'd hit it....alive.
Robert De Niro...as seen in the movie "Heat"...HOT!
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Excellent choice.
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are those nipples? BLECHHHHHH
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:53pm.
I'd hit it....alive.
Robert De Niro...as seen in the movie "Heat"...HOT!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Speaking of Steve McQueen: I thought his version of "The Thomas Crown Affair" was lame as hell; so let's add Pierce Brosnan who, in my humble opinion, was excellent in his version of "The Thomas Crown Affair".
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Celibacy is much better than hitting Richard Gere.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:49pm.
oh I bet that fine hunk of man never had to jerk the gherkin into a sock in his life.
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LOL. Gherkins ain't that big. They are sweet.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Arthur from The Holiday!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:49pm.
I'd hit it....but dead.
Steve McQueen
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oh I bet that fine hunk of man never had to jerk the gherkin into a sock in his life.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
lizardbits, there's no way you can hate that song now that it's about rectal rodents.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:50pm.
Yep! You can call me a jelly, pale, and broke-ass H8er!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:44pm.
Thanks. I'd boycott his movies, but I haven't seen one since someone promised me wonderful things if I went with her to see "First Knight." I think there were 3 other people in the theater.
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Wow, this is graphic.
When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
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errr thorny, can you explain your quote... and the 'source' please.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:49pm.
I'd hit it....but dead.
Steve McQueen
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PAUL NEWMAN!!!!!
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:51pm.
I didn't want to do it, I really didn't, but I officially hate you... that song (the real one) gets stuck in my head for years at a time. DAMN YOU!!!
(hugs)
i miss george.
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I know. He was my favourite. Paul was and is a tool. John looked like he never washed, and ringo - well there are no words.
His solo stuff was really good too.
ps hee hee you took the bait silly - instant karma's gonna getcha!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
File this under "no-longer hitable" please... Unless bonedancing with an aging, albino, walrus is your thing, then I'm sure there is a 12 step program for you somewhere...
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
I wear my sunglasses at St Barts
So I can, so I can
Watch Mr. Gere
Then breathe his flabby lines
And I wear my sunglasses at St Barts
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the gerbils in my eyes
While he's anally inserting
It cuts my security
Has he got control of mhis extremities
I turn to him and say
Don't switch the mammal
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't try to play
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades' no-no
Brad Pitt should be in that hot old man sex thing we're talking about... I mean that man only looks 300 times older than he really is. I'd close my eyes REALLY tight and think of cerca Fight Club Brad.
Yes, flog me now because I would totally hit that, in a heart beat, but with protection because who the hell knows where that's been!
One of the most romantic scenes of all time is in Sommersby. I found it on online and almost had to clean up the computer chair. For some reason I cant find it now except in a conglomeration piece.
Officer and a Gentleman, the bad boy all the girls are attracted to. Debra Winger hated him but it came off as passion. She never worked again either.
Sigh, oh Richard, I hope the boys appreciate you as much as the girls would.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:46pm.
Here we go. Another day, another douche in St. Barts.
==Makes it real hard not to hate on their privileged arses, huh.
I'd hit it....but dead.
Steve McQueen
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Gerbils of the world stand by!!!
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:47pm.
Bob Barker: Good call! Forgot about him!
Bob Barker could get it; he looks GREAT for his age.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Here we go. Another day, another douche in St. Barts.
MK, you should have warned us to wear sunglasses to protect our eyes from the glare coming off the Douchebury Dough Boy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If we're gonna talk about old man sex then let's not forget potty mouth Jerry Lewis...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
It's hard to make fun of him when he looks so happy and content to be at the beach actually. I wish I was there...I hate the winter!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:41pm.
o, i, um. your tool is just too sharp for me sometimes!
i miss george.
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jiggy - I'm going to throw some chocolate chips in for your sweetness self.
Sheeps & Tits: http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/gere%20upset%20d...
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jiggy: damn... you're the second one I owe a monitor to.
RE: Don Rickles: OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew YUCK!!!
Erm... who else? Unfortunately Robert Redford is aging a little... weird.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:40pm.
love your fans, including the jelly-legged ones, you big meany.
I'll have some peanut butter with that.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:38pm.
It was all over the news and gossip sites at the time. It became a minor cause celebre among disability advocates and, I think (haven't checked since), he later made some amends to the disabled community.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Dont' know why it double posted.
actually, tooth be told. i'd hit 'em with a jackhammer.
(suffering from empty bed syndrome ;)
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Guess I don't need to be self-conscious about my upper body anymore--at least it has hair on it.
tits! you cwazy ho! george is dead!
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I know.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:36pm.
Hot old man sex: Dick Clark post stroke (anybody watch that shit Wednesday night, he can barely speak!)
You owe me a new monitor hobag. I blew my afternoon frapp all over the screen. LMAO.
PS Don Rickles, no dentures.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
HAHAHA His nipples look like skittles. And no I would not hit it he always came across like such a pussy.
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We worship a dancing peanut for corn’s sake!
Dearest Mr. Gere,
You are getting older, and as such your boobies are beginning to sag and there is a much smaller market for you and your skills than there used to be, so love your fans, including the jelly-legged ones, you big meany.
Your non-fan,
Pauly Shore
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:37pm.
Momus: JOHNNY DEPP IS NOT OLD!!! He's just... um... not young?
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How about aging well like a fine succulent wine?
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:33pm.
Sounds like a crotchedy old fart.
That's my impression. I'm not a fan of his too-public Buddhism, either. It ain't that special: hundreds of millions are Buddhists.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
i know he's old, but i believe the beatles pre-date him abit. but there prolly is a buddist ink in there. oh my gosh, i just thought of the gigantic wave that hit india. eeek.
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oh i dunno about that. I saw a pic of george harrison the other day and he's looking a lot better than piggy eyes.
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tits! you cwazy ho! george is dead! (not Paul - lame Beatles' humor)
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:36pm.
Momus: Good to hear. Nothing more depressing than to hear that a hot guy fell of the wagon.
Hot old man sex: Dick Clark post stroke (anybody watch that shit Wednesday night, he can barely speak!)
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It was sadly disgusting to see DC. Sadly, I wonder if he even realized what was going on. To parade him out like that just for the publicity and name value is disgusting.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:31pm.
Wow. I'd love to see the source for that. Where did you find that choice tidbit?
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s