Sunday, January 4th 2009

Would You Hit It?

Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.

Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!

Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:46pm.

J.R.R. Tolkein
H.P. Lovecraft
Julius Caesar
Elaine Boosler
George Carlin

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Deb:
Pepaws I'd love to do the horizontal mambo with:

Kevin Kline (ever since Pirates of Penzance I've just wanted to bite him really really hard...;) )

Scott Bakula...not THAT old, I guess, but older than me anyway and mmmmmmmmm....!!

...and I know he doesn't swing my way, but Barry Manilow before he had all the plastic surgery that kind of ruined his face...he was extremely doable in the 80's :D

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:43pm.
thank you ladies, you all have good taste...but Strathairn is MINE.

MINE MINE MINE.

Ah, won't you share with your dear old mum?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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@paradoxical bunny
. if we counted the number of ways we could have died.. and didn't, it would be frightening! LOL ... Yesterday we were wondering WHY we are HERE... Today I think we should be thankful we ARE here! LOL

Ain't that the truth! And thanks. That story had all kinds of "Deliverance" vibes, shall we say.

@jiggywiddit
Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman are the only two midgets I would do...

LOL! The height doesn't matter when you're doing the horizontal bop!

@pattycake
Submitted by patty cake on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:25pm.
St Barts should be renamed St old Farts!

OK!?

@PSL

David Strathairn has a steamy, just-beneath-the surface sexiness.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:42pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:40pm.
Hey beyotches...did you check the new vid (click below)...?

I really wanna know who you'd invite - the subject fascinates me to no end! Drop me a comment if you can:)

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thank you ladies, you all have good taste...but Strathairn is MINE.

MINE MINE MINE.

heehee

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Whoa... nearly stepped in that big puddle of drool, it is drool isn't it...?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:40pm.
Hey beyotches...did you check the new vid (click below)...?

I really wanna know who you'd invite - the subject fascinates me to no end! Drop me a comment if you can:)

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:20pm.
jiggywidit
Ah, Pacino was hot in that. He had many different hot phases.

Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman are the only two midgets I would do...

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Hey beyotches...did you check the new vid (click below)...?

I really wanna know who you'd invite - the subject fascinates me to no end! Drop me a comment if you can:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:20pm.
jiggywidit
Ah, Pacino was hot in that. He had many different hot phases.

Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman are the only two midgets I would do...

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Deb... I agree with your seletions!! I'd hit ALL those... and as for Mick... Yearrrrrs ago, I used to date a guy who looked JUST LIKE HIM.. but with a much better body. It was impossible not to "see" Mick, when you looked at him. I just drove by his house the other day.. and still swoon over those memories. He lives out west now.

As for Gere.. sorry h8ers, but he was the original hot. I just can't be THAT fickle. Age happens. I'm not into the gerbils... or being mean to disabled kids.. but yeah, everyone has a bad day.. I'll write it off to that...

And Deb.. ps... LOVED your Thanksgiving train story. Ahhh those wild days.. of just going off with a complete stranger... if we counted the number of ways we could have died.. and didn't, it would be frightening! LOL ... Yesterday we were wondering WHY we are HERE... Today I think we should be thankful we ARE here! LOL

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@TITS:

Yeah, dude! I want yours too!

;p

PS: I went WAY back to the first KONICHIWA post and I knew right away...she said "Hel-LO!" ;p

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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:46pm.
If we're gonna talk about old man sex then let's not forget Jerry Lewis...

That would be like screwing Team Valtrex's avie, no disrespect.

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LOL! I'm playing with new toys TITS ...I mean, SANTA sent me! YAY!
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oh yeah, speaking of bitch... do you want me to email you harricanes REAL LIFE pic? she foolishly posted a link for 1.2 seconds before editing it out. such a fooolish girl.

It's very out of focus - had trouble w/ the chola makeover - it wouldn't show in a avatar properly.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:31pm.

an older actor who I have loved for years is David Strathairn.

Quietly sexy. Yum.

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ITA.
Ditto Sam Waterston.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally: "an older actor who I have loved for years is David Strathairn.

Quietly sexy. Yum."

GOOD ONE. He IS yum. I would hit that SO HARD.

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no. do not want

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Somebody stop that cult from killing children...PLEEZZZZ???????

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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Konichiwa (pronounced: koh NEECH ee wah). A greeting, roughly `how are you'.

Konichiwasaga (pronounced: koh NEECH ee wah SAGA). A greeting, roughly 'how are you beach!'.

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Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:30pm.

Gawd Angel_i! YOur face is fucking HILARIOUS!!!
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LOL! I'm playing with new toys TITS ...I mean, SANTA sent me! YAY!

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You guys John Ravolta is changing the story all around about his autistic kid's death...he is such a sicko cult asshole. Now he is saying he was alive when he found him... WTF???? They are spinning this shit so hard.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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an older actor who I have loved for years is David Strathairn.

Quietly sexy. Yum.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Gawd Angel_i! YOur face is fucking HILARIOUS!!! Did you do that yourself or did someone else do it?

KONICHIWA!!! lol. How long do you think before
Mah Boo says Konichiwa? It's very catchy....

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ITA. The timing, the tiny nuances of facial expressions, and the ability to stay in character is much more difficult in comedy.
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nah

in drama you have to look like you give a shit.

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:15pm.

hehe! mick does have a hawwwt bod. he supposedly has a gigantic head (on his shoulders ha!)

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:16pm.

ANGEL! WOW! LOOK AT HOW CHOLALICIOUS I AM!

I don't mean that to sound vain, but I could star in Selena.

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PS. I know, Hairicane! Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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Dr Joe Gannon was HAWT

xoxox

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Jan, you're not alone. I've read similar.

Ever look at the escort sites? The British ones are quite something.

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just ditto Deb;s comments
UGH flubber

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Konichiwa Bitches! I'm back! Holy shit angel_i! You look HWAT!!!

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St Barts should be renamed St old Farts!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:53pm.

George Harrison - instant karma's gonna getcha!

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haha! well, somebody hasta be the foolio!

if you haven't read Patti Boyd's autobiography -- it's goooood! starts kinda silly, be tre interesting

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ewwww doughy... and a moody ol guy too...he has a kid that goes to school next door and he is always moping around like Sam Shepard...so much for all that OM shit and his whole 3rd world peace bs

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:11pm.

I agree. I think comedy is harder than drama. What do you think?

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ITA. The timing, the tiny nuances of facial expressions, and the ability to stay in character is much more difficult in comedy.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:11pm.

I agree. I think comedy is harder than drama. What do you think?

jiggywidit
Ah, Pacino was hot in that. He had many different hot phases.

socky-
Cary Grant was gorgeous!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:11pm.
NOt nearly as beautiful as I am tho:)

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ANGEL! WOW! LOOK AT HOW CHOLALICIOUS I AM!

I don't mean that to sound vain, but I could star in Selena.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:11pm.

Cheers to a fellow old-ass! Maybe so about Mick. But I don't plan to stick around for talk! If I had my druthers, I'd go back in time and do him when he looked like this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2005/08/22/jagger1_...

I'd have to add David Bowie, (natch), and David Gilmore from Pink Floyd.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:08pm.
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Gabriel Byrne! Mmmmm....yes!

Let's see...I'd hit it..but dead. Cary Grant.

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:06pm.
George Hamilton, pre-orange days.

Excellent choice. Like in his "Zorro the Gay Blade" period.

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Love that movie: twice the GH for the price of one. GH, like DeNiro and O'Toole, is a great comedic actor.

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NOt nearly as beautiful as I am tho:)

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:02pm.
Old actors/celebs I would hit

my _ _ old ass agrees! 'cept mick, too bitchy

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jiggy, that was BEEEEautiful.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:06pm.
George Hamilton, pre-orange days.

Excellent choice. Like in his "Zorro the Gay Blade" period.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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*sunscrean

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:04pm.

Socky! Chad Everett was cute back in the day. I just googled him and he looks great! I'd hit that.

How about Gabriel Byrne? I just watched "Miller's Crossing" the other night.
"What's the rumpus?"

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:44pm.

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:44pm.
jiggy - I'm going to throw some chocolate chips in for your sweetness self.

I wear my Compassion at night
so I can
so I can
be snarky here
cause I don't have a life...

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hopefully 'edward' put lotta sunscream on that GD white skin!

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George Hamilton, pre-orange days.

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