Sunday, January 4th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.
Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!
Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.
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and I'd totally fuck Dunne's son
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:16pm.
Did you see the reveal on Mae west the other day at crazydaysandnights about Mae West fucking her son? he didn't know they were mother and child but she did...
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
OK, I've been gone for hours but I have to add that a pepaw I'd totally do is Ben Kingsley.
also Steve Martin
and Geoffrey Rush
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
1. Barack Obama
2. Dominick Dunne
3. Rosalyn Carter
4. Tim Russert
5. Mae West
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
*sigh* I've been avoiding this for so many years, since Richard Gere has been so hot, especially with the graying hair, but now I must say it: he is truly a peepaw.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Five people to have dinner with living or dead....
No particular order:
- Elvis
- MAH BOO!
- Sophia Loren
- Winston Churchill
- Nelson Mandela
On Topic: Nice farmers tan Richard.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'd hit it with a Habitrail.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:47pm.
Hey angel_i, that is a great question. OK, here are my 5 living persons that I'd love to dine with:
1. Barak Obama.
2. Christiane Amanpour
3. Eddie Vedder
4. Harry Kalas
5. Keith Richards
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See, that's what I love! I learn about new peeps - s'ok, I Wiki'd this time:) = and people I din't think of! I was gonna say Barack too but I've had enough of him just now;p
And Pat Hingle! I wouldn't want him to dinner necessarily - mebbe I'd invite him to my mom's for dinner tho. RIP.
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You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:46pm.
OFF TOPIC
Commissioner Gordon (Pat Hingle) of the Batman TV series has died.
Great Caesar's ghost! RIP.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey angel_i, that is a great question. OK, here are my 5 living persons that I'd love to dine with:
1. Barak Obama.
2. Christiane Amanpour
3. Eddie Vedder
4. Harry Kalas
5. Keith Richards
I could go on and on, but I'd have to get a bigger table!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OFF TOPIC
Commissioner Gordon (Pat Hingle) of the Batman TV series has died.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:40pm.
That was awesome! Love the background music too.
Very interesting choices for dinner too.
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Thanks! I thought it was a great question...
I mean - there are a lot of people I'd like to congratulate or shake hands with or see on stage...but who would I have to dinner...
How about YOU!?!? ;p
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Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:16pm.
@Angel..
I LOVE that vid..and as Deb said, the background music is great..who is it? Is it Maury Kanté? And is the vid canadian?
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Ha! Well, I made the vid so I guess yes! Yes, it IS Canadian! (Actually, it had dual citizenship;p)
I have no idea - I got it from some free 50 downloads or some cheet. It say Desi Hip Hop, Various Artists..The songs are Put Jatt Da and Haar....that's the best I can do, sadly...
O yeah - I should also add that it's a response to - totally inspired by - a video made by a fellow MK lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcmtX0mff04
She is such a cuttie! (no, really:)
PS. You're at work, Momus?!?! Ouchie!
I'm hurting thinking about working tomorrow!
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Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:16pm.
I think it's Panjabi MC. My hub has one of his albums. He's collaborated with Jay-Z. He does a very cool mix of traditional Indian and modern music.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:26pm.
I tried to watch your video but my computer's firewall kept interfering. I'll try again at home.
Yep. I'm at work.
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@Momus: AH! As soon as I saw I remembered!
She'd be fun at dinner, fersure!
She must be pure of heart cuz I never see her around...
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:17pm.
cattitude!
yes! hahahah.....you really are a Barry fan! That name is not very well known...or at least I don;t think it is....
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haha you have nooooooo idea what a fan I am! lol *blush*
I love your uncle's music!! :) :)
Did someone say Danny DeVito. Yum.
What's this Konichiwa business? KONICHIWANG!
I saw him nekid in a play called Bent from back when he was hot and I wouldnt after seeing his penga, but James Remar was also in it in all his gloriosity so Lil Rich didnt stand a chance. That James had one hell of a body AND was large and in charge, Samantha should've never turned him down on Sex and the City when he played Richard.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:50pm.
Nothing matters besides their long schnozzes. ;-)
Now that's what i'm talking about!
I gotta go watch the Eagles. Will be checking in...GO BIRDS!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
cattitude!
yes! hahahah.....you really are a Barry fan! That name is not very well known...or at least I don;t think it is....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:35pm.
CLOWNIST!!!
<<<
I'll "make it up" to ya.
Bwahahaha!!
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
@Angel..
I LOVE that vid..and as Deb said, the background music is great..who is it? Is it Maury Kanté? And is the vid canadian?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:10pm.
Devitoaloonie!? Shhh, Mrs. K! I was hoping to keep him for myself!
@cattitude
It's amazing how music that helped us through childhood and our teens stays with us. I feel that way about the Beatles.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
no
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:50pm.
Nothing matters besides their long schnozzes. ;-)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Parissucksliterally:
Is Marty Panzer your uncle? That's way cooool!!! :)
LOL @ "ANOTHER MOM JEANS PRODUCTION"
KONICHIWA!!!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:02pm.
HELL. NO.
You must pleeze caption thumbnail #8 for me....pretty please..you are a captioning genius.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
No Words... finally! A fight worth having!!
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:40pm.
That was awesome! Love the background music too.
Very interesting choices for dinner too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:50pm.
@jiggywiddit
Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman are the only two midgets I would do...
LOL! The height doesn't matter when you're doing the horizontal bop!
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Deb, you're a Danny Devitoaloonie?!?!?!?! Me, too!!!!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Deb:
Even though Barry Manilow is kind of deluded now, plastic-y and out of touch with the real fans, I will love him until the day I die for getting me through a really hellish childhood. I have everything he's ever recorded and (should I admit this here? ha) I've been a member of his fan club since I was 12 years old. Everyone kept saying I'd "outgrow" the obsession, but I never did. ;)
Scott Bakula is STILL hot!!
she was pretty funny MrsK!
that one bit of hers killed me though!
"woo hoooo! Party of ONE!"
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Angel: She's a comedian. Here's her site: http://www.elayneboosler.com
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:03pm.
Back to Gere.. I guess I am the ONLY one here who would still do him besides MK! And he ain't into the girls? So I lose either way? oh well...
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No, bunny...you would have to fight me for him, I am afraid...I will never abandon my Richard.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:06pm.
whatever happened to her? She was fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
ever hear Elaine Boosler make fun of "Party of One" at a restaurant? hilarious!
Barry Manilow was sooo friggin adorable.....BTW, my Uncle co-wrote half of his hits in the 70's...... :)
I love Barry.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
OK, I admit it, I despise EVERYTHING about Charlie Sheen, I'm sure he is a lousy lay and a twit, but I'd fuck him (AND watch a 2 1/2 Men marathon) if he took me to a warm sunny beach.
YES, I am a beach whore.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
I'd hit it... with a stick.
Morbo wonders if gerbils give Gere gas?
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Kittens give Morbo gas.
Patty Cake.. you are soooo right. Travolta IS spinning it so hard. It will be very interesting where this all ends up. I think the Bahamian officials may feel the need to be pretty straightforward after the Anna Nicole debacle. Or not. Time will tell on that side story too.
Just so sad all the way around... but man, Kelly's statement was freaky.. they are "thankful for the time they had with him"??... they sound like they totally saw this coming. I mean maybe they did.. but it doesn't sound like something you would say 2 days after the child's shocking death... it sounds like it should be quite a way down the acceptance stages to me?
Back to Gere.. I guess I am the ONLY one here who would still do him besides MK! And he ain't into the girls? So I lose either way? oh well...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
HELL. NO.
Never liked him. ever.
@Momus: Who's Elaine Boosler?
Wow - are they ALL dead?
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Yeah, I'd hit it - with projectile vomiting.
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One has a moustache and smells of fish, the other one's a walrus.
Okay, I'm a slut. You know it, I know it and the American people know it. But I don't think I would bang Richard Gere. I mean, maybe if I were bored on a Tuesday snowday, like if my my boss called and said "Don't come to work!" But not on the regular.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:46pm.
If we're gonna talk about old man sex then let's not forget Jerry Lewis...
That would be like screwing Team Valtrex's avie, no disrespect.
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CLOWNIST!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:57pm.
OK, and thanks for sharing!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I don't think so. With 5 people around the table there is bound to be someone talking with their mouth full at any given time. I'd rather eat alone.
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Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 4:54pm.
Hey cattitude! Kevin Kline is yummy. Scott Bakula was a hottie too.
I'll confess I kind of dug mid-70's Manilow.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/250311~Barry-Manilow-P...
I still get choked up when I hear "Mandy" and "When will I see You Again". I'm a dork!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
okay Deb, but only with you.
However, I think we'll have to move to the hooker thread now.....lol
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.