Sunday, January 4th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.
Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!
Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.
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Submitted by pleaseMe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:34pm.
Glad you made it! What pepaws would you hit?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If we're fantasy f*cking peepaw's here...no one could take the place of Clint Eastwood bending me over his walker for a ride...Dirty Harry style.
Ha! Eddie Izzard's gonna get fat from too much dinner!~
Dintcha already have lunch with him, Clarisse?
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You just go on about your business:)
Who knows, though. Donna Reed's wholesome image could have been just an act!
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BLASPHEMER!!
for some reason i have my three sons stuck in my head. loved the intro with the shoes. hahaha i thought that was the play katie holmes was in.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
ok I'd hit Ted Danson for a pee paw fuck
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:43pm.
Meh..used to be, but he was never the same after ScarJo sucked the hot out of him in that elevator...
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No, not a movie unfortunately, RL
*shiver*
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 8:06pm.
that's why I didn't preface it with @Deb you dumb cunt... I was TRYING to be subtle.
You're sweet that way! And actually, even though I totally missed that this was revealed. I got the right movie, just the wrong actress.
Who knows, though. Donna Reed's wholesome image could have been just an act!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:20pm.
Well, um. I feel stoopid!
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that's why I didn't preface it with @Deb you dumb cunt... I was TRYING to be subtle.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
WOW he got really gray. and out of shape. he needs a movie!
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
By now, Richard Gere probably has lobster-red sunburn. So I wouldn't hit that unless it was in a vat of Noxema.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:20pm.
Well, um. I feel stoopid!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
How about both? Maybe Angel will rent a large room with tables of six people (a dlister with five famous folks) and each dlister can move from table to table.
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Nooo.. I'm going to have to stand firm on my preference of fran over annie. Fran makes me laugh, and isn't ashamed to say she doesn't like to leave her apt.
And I'm not sharing my guests either - I invited chefs for a reason!! *urp*
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Meh..used to be, but he was never the same after ScarJo sucked the hot out of him in that elevator....
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eh? what movie? part of me almost doesn't want to know if thats the reaction!!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
i might hit it if he wore a ski mask. i hate scalp. and he's pasty. that said, i haven't been able to log on here for weeks and i feel an almost holy gratitude that my password suddenly revealed itself to me just moments ago...
*smiling*
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:46pm.
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Meh..used to be, but he was never the same after ScarJo sucked the hot out of him in that elevator....
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:46pm.
not a fan of benicio?
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:16pm.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:29pm.
Angel: I'd invite Annie Leibovitz but only if she promises to dish the dirt on all her photo sessions.
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if you're going to invite a Lebowitz, it should be Fran.
Annie is too tepid.
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How about both? Maybe Angel will rent a large room with tables of six people (a dlister with five famous folks) and each dlister can move from table to table.
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It's the sun faded razzberry nipples that I'd say "no thank you" to.
"It is what it is"
Deb - are you talking about another blind item? Maybe the one about the actress and her stepson. because that one was Gloria Graham, Nicholas Ray, & Anthony Ray and it was kinda lame because that whole ESCANDALO was known at the time it happened.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/01/blind-items-revealed_6876.html
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Um the blinds have been revealed on this link: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/blind%20items%20revealed
do a 'find' on mae west to find the one we're talking about.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:29pm.
Angel: I'd invite Annie Leibovitz but only if she promises to dish the dirt on all her photo sessions.
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if you're going to invite a Lebowitz, it should be Fran.
Annie is too tepid.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:47pm.
This blind is killing me. That is interesting stuff about Mae West. However, there is only that one kid, she wasn't in one of the most beloved holiday films, and she never married a director.
Now Donna Reed was in "It's a Wonderful Life", arguably one of the most beloved holiday films.
She got an Academy Award nom. for Best Supporting Actress for "From Here to Eternity".
She didn't marry a director, but she did marry a producer, Tony Owen, who produced "The Donna Reed Show". They had 4 children. Can't find info on his kids from a previous marriage.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:59pm.
No. :( the only crime shows i watch are true crime - those I watch ALL the time
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The Investigators, 48 Hours Mystery, Dateline, American Justice, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Primetime, Power Privilege and Justice!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
OH! I wanna try...
1) Christian Bale
2) Gary Oldman
3) Eddie Izzard
4) Cate Winslet
5) John Walsh
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...my name is Bobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Uq2Mdowss&feature=related
I would! He would have to keep his shirt on though.
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...my name is Bobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Uq2Mdowss&feature=related
No. :( the only crime shows i watch are true crime - those I watch ALL the time
and wait a minute - I'M the bestest mum in the world!
??? now I'm all confused.
harumpf
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
1. Stephen Colbert
2. survivors of the People's Temple (the Jonestown church - I'm obsessed with that shit)
3. Zach Galifianakis
4. Amy Sedaris (it's be at her place since she's the expert hostess)
5. MK - DUH!
no - I changed my mind on #2 because clearly this dinner is going to be one of comedy and that would make it all weird and serious and stuff... so I guess i pick Amy Poehler
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:48pm.
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Ohhhh...do we have to eat??
Heeeee!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:49pm.
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Awwww that is really sweet..I bet your Mum would be so happy to hear that.
*guilty that I didn't put my Mum on my list*
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Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:48pm.
Griffin, of course!
I was so hot for him in that stupid Madonna movie he was in back in the day.
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Ever seen him play the murdering lawyer on Law and Order: Criminal Intent? GOLD!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:47pm.
Hey angel_i, that is a great question. OK, here are my 5 living persons that I'd love to dine with:
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Here's my five, not in any particular order: (as long as wine loosened their tongue & they answered whatever question I put to them! Ha!)
- Alice Munro
- Caroline Kennedy
- Romeo Dallaire
- Andrew Weil
- Joan Collins
- James Wolcott
www.counting.com sorry, had to do it!
angel, my mums famous for being the bestest mum in the universe!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
And if those 5 couldn't show 'cause they were sick or something..:
- Javier Bardem
- Daniel Craig
- Christian Bale
- Alan Rickman
- Token female, besides me: Dr Ruth. Aieee! Carumba!
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LOL!...are you sure that's an invitation for dinner...?;p
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Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Griffin, of course!
I was so hot for him in that stupid Madonna movie he was in back in the day.
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Here you be Mae West lovers:
For this one, we need to start way back. Even really before classic Hollywood. Hell when this started there really wasn't a Hollywood yet. This is about an A list actress for almost all of her career. Acting was what she was most famous for, but she was probably better at other things. Academy Award winner? Nope. She was in a nominated film or two though.
When our actress was still a very young teenager, she got pregnant by a man. Some say that the father of the baby was a man she later married, while others think she may have got pregnant by a relative. In any event, the fact is that the person who impregnated her was unable or unwilling to marry her at that time. She gave birth to a boy and gave the boy up for adoption.
The years pass and our actress grows into a fine woman, and starts to make a name for herself. Finally she ends up in Hollywood. It isn't where she was planning on going necessarily, but when she finally made it there, she made it really, really big.
Now, although there wasn't really open adoption back when she gave up her child, there was what was called family adoption. In this case, our actress who had a cousin who was of suitable age to have children, already had one or two of her own with her husband so took the infant in, and raised it as their own. This was not a particularly close cousin. Maybe a 2nd or so, but even 2nd cousins want their share of fame by being close to a famous relative and so the whole family always wanted a piece of our actress. At some point, the son of our actress came out to Hollywood. He didn't know he was her son. All he knew was that he had a cousin or an aunt or someone who he saw in the movie theatre each week and thought maybe she could give him a job.
Well he was a good looking guy and our actress said she could probably help him out when he showed up out of the blue one day and landed on her doorstep. At the time he showed up, she was in between marriages. Kind of. When he explained who he was, she knew it was her son. The thing is, she decided not to inform him of this face and apparently the three or four people who also knew, chose to not inform him either.
Our actress always had men with her. Always helping her out or running errands. She was never without some kind of company for flirtation. Well one day, apparently things got a little carried away in the flirtation department and our actress and her son ended up rolling around in the sack. It was the first time, but not the last. It went on for about six months. Not everyday, but a few times a week.
She never told him how she was related to him. What she did though was at some point get a conscience or got guilt and she set him up with some extra from some film she was working and she was one hell of a matchmaker because the couple fell in love and moved back to where our actress was from. It is somewhere in that time frame, that her son either told someone in his family, OR, he told the extra he married and she passed it along to someone in the family. Apparently only one person in the family found out. That person confronted the actress who admitted it, but begged that it be kept quiet. No one would have printed anything anyway, but she still wanted it kept quiet. On the home front it was kept quiet. But, over the years, as our actress aged, she would be telling stories of men she had been with and every once in awhile would let it slip out that she had a very illicit affair. There are probably a handful of people she told the story to, and one of them was the man who told it to me.
Mae West
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/01/blind-items-revealed_851.html
they did reveals on BI all New Yr's day
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:47pm.
Hey angel_i, that is a great question. OK, here are my 5 living persons that I'd love to dine with:
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Here's my five, not in any particular order: (as long as wine loosened their tongue & they answered whatever question I put to them! Ha!)
- Alice Munro
- Caroline Kennedy
- Romeo Dallaire
- Andrew Weil
- Joan Collins
- James Wolcott
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And if those 5 couldn't show 'cause they were sick or something..:
- Javier Bardem
- Daniel Craig
- Christian Bale
- Alan Rickman
- Token female, besides me: Dr Ruth. Aieee! Carumba!
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:35pm.
#1 Eddie Iz
#2 Robert DeNiro
#3 Shannyn Sossamon
#4 James Lee Burke
#5 My Mum
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Cool!
I only know two people on that list!
Is your mum famous?!?
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Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:35pm.
James Lee Burke and Edmund White--both brilliant
stylists.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I could play Pillsbury Doughboy with his belly!
No, way too old for me.
#1 Eddie Iz
#2 Robert DeNiro
#3 Shannyn Sossamon
#4 James Lee Burke
#5 My Mum
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:31pm.
If I'm not mistaken Annie did the famous Naked Lennon with Yoko photo. The stories she could tell about that shoot. Awesome.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:29pm.
Angel: I'd invite Annie Leibovitz but only if she promises to dish the dirt on all her photo sessions.
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Oooh..that would be cool
I worked with a photog here who was kinda big back in the day - he had super cool stories about Hendrix and The Stones and Fleetwood Mac...it was cool:)
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Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Angel: I'd invite Annie Leibovitz but only if she promises to dish the dirt on all her photo sessions.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:53pm.
It's amazing the tid-bits of knowledge we pick up here at Dlisted!
@luscious_t
Steve Martin and Ben Kingsley are great pepaw choices. Geoffrey Rush, however doesn't do it for me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:26pm.
Thanks but where does it say it was Mae West? Hell, I'm a hetero girl, but even I would have done her back in the day!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Which one? Griffin or the other one whose name I can't remember? Zander, maybe.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Sugaroo
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/blind%20items%20revealed
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:24pm.
edit 6/ stickacockinwoo - cause she used to be a real life DOMME!!!
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Ha! Well, I can introduce you to a whole bunch of those! ;p
Thanks for your list:)
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Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Just thought of 5 people I'd like to have to dinner.
1/ Julia Child
2/ James Beard
3/ Sanjeev Kapoor
4/ That black southern us chef that was on a gordon ramsay show
5/ Fran Lebowitz (my idol "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.")
edit 6/ stickacockinwoo - cause she used to be a real life DOMME!!! (check out the dumbdumb thread)
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 6:16pm.
Did you see the reveal on Mae west the other day at crazydaysandnights about Mae West fucking her son? he didn't know they were mother and child but she did...
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What the hairy old hell are you talking about? For reals???? SPILL!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.