Sunday, January 4th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.
Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!
Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.
Deb: I meant MY heartthrob list "et al" but yeah, we can just go with "et al" in general too. teehee
Submitted by trollspotter on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:41pm.
I do not boink on the internets. Its against the rules of humanity.
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*holding down trollspotter and cyber-boinking him against his will*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Deb:
ha!! I didn't even notice that, although if Ella Fitzgerald were still alive, she'd be on my list.
I'm trying to think....maybe also Canadian designer Sarah Richardson. :)
Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:43pm.
5. I guess we can throw in any of my heartthrobs here....Kevin Kline/Scott Bakula/Adrian Pasdar et al
That's 3 guys PLUS et al! You little slut! ;)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh! Linus Roache!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I don't know about the rest of you, but my list of the five people I'd like to dine with aren't synonymous with the people I want to do the nasty with...except for my #5 perhaps lol
Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:34pm.
That's a fun group! Hey I notice you're the only female... Don't blame ya though. You WILL be stuck doing the dishes, though. I hope you know that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Roy Thinnes!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Terrence Stamp!
Angel, Vince used to be hwat, but now? Meh. Did you know his wifey's last name is "van der Donk"?
Ooookay.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I do not boink on the internets. Its against the rules of humanity.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:38pm.
Coolio, cattitude!
Did anyone mention Vincent D'Onofrio as a sexay peepaw!?! Cuz he is, you know!
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Yup, my lady parts...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
O.k., I KNEW I was home. My pee-paww crushes? Yes, Tommy Lee Jones, Alan Rickman, yes, even freaky-ass Vincent D'onofrio... Who else?
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:31pm.
How cool is that? I didn't know Pat Hingle was such an accomplished actor.
When did you interview him, if I may ask?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Coolio, cattitude!
Did anyone mention Vincent D'Onofrio as a sexay peepaw!?! Cuz he is, you know!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Howdy, Leash!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:33pm.
Der! How do you think the founders of google got so fucking rich.
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LMAO!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Just passing thru, evening all... Y'all talkin about pee-paw crushes?
Well, I dont' want to sex up Julia, just pick her brain.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:24pm.
well, to be honest, the line between who we want to dine with and who we want to sex up is kinda blurred....
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well we both have julia child on our lists, but I know which one she's on for me!!!
peepaw - tommy lee jones. *faints*
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
My 5 picks for who I'd like to have dinner with:
well 1. is Barry Manilow of course ;) just because i have to meet him before I die, and I'd love to tell him what he's meant to me over the years
2. Michael K...because he makes me smile even when sometimes I want to die
3. Stephen King because I'd love to converse with someone with such a completely fucked up sense of the subconscious and a literary genius.
4. William Shatner...funniest person alive
5. I guess we can throw in any of my heartthrobs here....Kevin Kline/Scott Bakula/Adrian Pasdar et al
:)
Submitted by trollspotter on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:31pm.
Imagination equals posting 5 million posts on who you would like to boink but never will. Yes you are very imaginative.
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I would just like to boink YOU 5 million times, but only post about it once...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by trollspotter on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:31pm.
Imagination equals posting 5 million posts on who you would like to boink but never will. Yes you are very imaginative.
==Der! How do you think the founders of google got so fucking rich.
Imagination equals posting 5 million posts on who you would like to boink but never will. Yes you are very imaginative.
OFF TOPIC
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 5:46pm.
Commissioner Gordon (Pat Hingle) of the Batman TV series has died. [and many, many other parts]
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i haven't done anything all that special, but i did interview Pat Hingle in my old days as a news reporter; no one ever knows who the hell i'm talking about
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385757/
EDIT - FYI photo at:
http://www.flixster.com/actor/pat-hingle
rip pat hingle, a very nice man
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Notice how his chest is hairless-- is he poached?
On a more serious note... WTF are we going to do without Commissioner Gordon? :( R.I.P.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:28pm.
Yeah, I loved him too. First strike was dating cuntwad Julia Roberts. Second strke has been his dumbass A&E series. Terrible is putting it nicely.
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Third strike and he was out: he is a smoker. But he's still HOT. NESS.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Oh yes, I would love to be Alan Rickman's child bride!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by trollspotter on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:22pm.
So many imaginary lovers so little time.
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Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
When all the others turn you away
They're around
It's my private pleasure
Midnight fantasy
Someone to share my
Wildest dreams with me
Imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lover, oh yeah
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:01pm.
I had to look up all but Benji Bratt and Oscar. Jesus, where have I been that I don't know these hotties?
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LOL! Bratt is just hotness. HOT. NESS
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Yeah, I loved him too. First strike was dating cuntwad Julia Roberts. Second strke has been his dumbass A&E series. Terrible is putting it nicely.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:20pm.
well, to be honest, the line between who we want to dine with and who we want to sex up is kinda blurred....
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Well, wait a minute, now. I could dine with a guy and if I didn't want to sex him up, that's okay. But sexing a guy who I couldn't sit across a table from? Quelle horreur!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:17pm.
You have some fascinating choices!
I adore Kurt Cobain and would love to have had him for dinner too. He probably wouldn't eat much. But I'd hand him my guitar for some after dinner entertainment.
I'm sure Julia Child would be an education and a hoot.
Do you play violin, CTH?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by trollspotter on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:22pm.
So many imaginary lovers so little time.
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At least we HAVE imaginations, loser!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:20pm.
well, to be honest, the line between who we want to dine with and who we want to sex up is kinda blurred....
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
So many imaginary lovers so little time.
hit it? yellow teeth + no neck + fat roll = NO FUCKING WAY.
@ Deb and Christine the Hoff:
Deb, that is hilarious!
Hoff, I didn't realize we were talking about people we wanted to eat DINNER with! *redface*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:14pm.
Benji is just delish. And as far as Oscar goes, we wouldn't be here if we didn't like trash!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:00pm.
Guys, we forgot....
Scott Glenn. That man was/is sooo badass sexy.
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OMG, Scott was so hot in Silence of the lambs.
peeps I would like to dine with
Jacomo Puchinni, arguably the genius of opera in the last two hundred years.
Kurt Cobain
Julia Child, she was a fun bitch.
Sommerset maughn,love to discuss his books with him.
Tupac, just so I could gaze into his soulfull eyes and bitch about Justin Timberlake.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:01pm.
I had to look up all but Benji Bratt and Oscar. Jesus, where have I been that I don't know these hotties?
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LOL! Bratt is just hotness. HOT. NESS. Oscar just floats my garbage can.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:01pm.
I had to look up all but Benji Bratt and Oscar. Jesus, where have I been that I don't know these hotties?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hysteria, if they had a pic of him I might know who he is. :-(
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
He still looks hot, especially for his age. Are you kidding? Ya think most 50-60+ guys look like this?? I can name a VERY few. Denzel, and umm...Denzel...
omg Alan Rickman!! yes!!!!
Joe Penny
Christopher Meloni
Nick Mancuso
Jeremy Sisto
Benjamin Bratt
Oscar the Grouch (I dig green fur, okay?)
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Guys, we forgot....
Scott Glenn. That man was/is sooo badass sexy.
I would say Sean Connery on looks alone, but he is a wife-beater, so fuck him. He's off the list.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Samuel L. Jackson may qualify for pepaw status. He's 59. I would hit that in a NY min.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
No, not a movie unfortunately, RL
*shiver*
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ooooooooh did you HAVE TO TELL ME THAT?
fuuuuuuuuck.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Grumpy old man :D
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