Sunday, January 4th 2009

Would You Hit It?

Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.

Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!

Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:08pm.

Never late. I would admit to Jeremy Irons. Pierce Brosnan.....
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Pierce in "The Thomas Crown Affair"......homina homina, homina!

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:08pm.

Never late. I would admit to Jeremy Irons. Pierce Brosnan (remington steele) and yes, my guilty freaking pleasure _daniel day lewis (but not this minute I loved and still love this pewpa in the past -- I still love him running around without a shirt in the last of the mohicans).
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:02pm.
In the 8th pic I'm afraid that Gere might be making...
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.........a poo baby?

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I know I'm late to join in the discussion, but I'd hit Gary Cole. Although I'm not sure 52 counts as a pepaw, I've always thought he was hot.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:55pm.
Happy New Year, vany!!!!

Happy New Year to you too. Sorry it took me a while to respond, I need a new computer..... and my family did not listen to my christmas gift "hints". bastards.

Oh and Dee Dee, bring him back harmed. Those seem to be the only men I can get these days. Then again, broken in...(*thinking*)

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In the 8th pic I'm afraid that Gere might be making...

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Happy New Year, vany!!!!

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:47pm.

hahahaha OK! I'll bring him back relatively unharmed, but well broken in.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:44pm.
Hey Vany! Ooooo, can I borrow Rickman when you are done?

YOu can have Rickman this time, but only cause am in the middle of a Ford/Oldman sandwich.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:40pm.
VANY!!!!!!

Happy New Year to you and all the sluts, just got back from Puerto Rico and am soooo happy to be back. Glad some hot men (sorry am a horndog) are still enjoying the carribean. I am back in NY and is cold and depressing.......(thinking happy island thoughts).
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Hey Vany! Ooooo, can I borrow Rickman when you are done?

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VANY!!!!!!

Hey there! Happy New Year to you!

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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I would hit him, Harrison Ford, Alan Rickman, Gary "Oldman" -- shit am a horndog, who do you have MK?

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@DeeDee: Good point!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:35pm.

My 5 people to have dinner with:
1. Somebody with a pizza
2-5. People with beer.

What? No one with a joint?!? BO-RING!

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hahhahhaha TV.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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I'd have mini-me at my table but he'd have to sit on the baby chair that attaches to the table.

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TITS:
I don't torrent.
I've never seen Big Bang Theory either, but a friend recently recommended it to me also. I'll have to check it out.
:)

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My 5 people to have dinner with:
1. Somebody with a pizza
2-5. People with beer.

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David Strathairn

Viggo

Gary Sinise

Alan Rickman

* Jeff Goldblum - not an 'every day' choice, but only if he was as buff and fucking HOT
as he was in The Fly - I don't know how they did it..but..OMG heart palpitations LOL

**Billy Bob Thornton - very dirty but so HOT In Bad Santa. he makes my list. I have strange taste sometimes lol

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Angel: I think RDJ and Billy's drug experiences will be a connection in the dinner discussion. Either that or they both leave early and go on a binger together. lol

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I wouldn't hit it now or then. I can see why people find (found) him attractive, but he's just not sexy to me.

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I would "hit" Gere with a 2 by 4 but I would definatley hit Drew Fuller from "Army Wives" Yum.....

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Ok, DeeDee - Robert Downey Jr. throws me completely. I totally can't picture him at a table with them peeps! LOL!

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:27pm.

oh i dunno about that. I saw a pic of george harrison the other day and he's looking a lot better than piggy eyes.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:17pm.
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yup !! :) u got it!

5 hot pepaws I'd hit HARD before, during, and after dinner.

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Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:20pm.

TITS:

I've never watched that show, but I might have to start watching if Bill Nye is on it. ;)
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he was only on it once.

tyson degrassi was the other uber nerd. do you torrent? i could send you the link to the ep in question.

oooh if you like nerds have you seen sheldon on big bang theory? i heart him long time.

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Here is my top 5 list of people I would like to have dinner with:

1. Eleanor Roosevelt: Reading a biography about her right now. She's an interesting lady.
2. John Steinbeck: My fav. author.
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Charles Darwin: Cause I'm a total science nerd.
5. Billy Holiday

I can't imagine what this dinner convo. would be like. Lots of booze would be require I'm sure.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:41pm.

Angel, Vince used to be hwat, but now? Meh. Did you know his wifey's last name is "van der Donk"?

Ooookay.
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He's alright still! I give him a pass for being deep;p

Those "van der" names are always funnay!

PS. sorry I'm so far behind - I gots so much real life these days!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:13pm.

Would Michael J. Fox be like a little vibrator?
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TV, you know you're one of the funniest sluts around, but i agree with PSL.
Not cool.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:13pm.
Would Michael J. Fox be like a little vibrator?
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BAD...Where is "Stickacockinwoo" when you need that hot slut?

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TITS:

I've never watched that show, but I might have to start watching if Bill Nye is on it. ;)

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:13pm.
Would Michael J. Fox be like a little vibrator?

Well, since you used the word "little". the answer would be no.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:40pm.

David Strathairn

Viggo

Gary Sinise

Alan Rickman

* Jeff Goldblum - not an 'every day' choice, but only if he was as buff and fucking HOT
as he was in The Fly - I don't know how they did it..but..OMG heart palpitations LOL

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That's funny. What is that? Like, 5 Pepaws you'd hit after dinner...?;p

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Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:14pm.

Hey did you see the recent ep of stargate atlantis that had not only bill nye, but degrassi AND dave foley?? wow

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No, no TV......MJ Fox is off limits. Please?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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i didn't realize richard gere was so pasty...if he looked like how he looked in "american gigolo, then i would karate chop a hamster out of the way to get some...but this bloated version, would happily hand it over to the hamsters...i don't want...
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:08pm.
Bill Clinton is a great guy!! Forget those 500k people that died because of US sanctions against Iraq. GREAT GUY!! Lol.

Kindly provide evidence of that. See ya.

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Oh my god...I almost forgot!! the biggest pepaw lust of all for me (and according to my kids, the most embarrassing lol)
Bill Nye the Science guy...oh....I could so rock his world!! lol

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Would Michael J. Fox be like a little vibrator?

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Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:07pm.
Deb: interesting indeed to see how warped we are by the kind of people that attract us lol

Yes and no. I see a lot of coolness. What iI love is that many attractions are based on the mind and persona of the person, before the looks.

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Bill Clinton is a great guy!! Forget those 500k people that died because of US sanctions against Iraq. GREAT GUY!! Lol.

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Deb: interesting indeed to see how warped we are by the kind of people that attract us lol

My genitals are of none of your concern.

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I have to say I would love to have dinner with Bill Clinton, and would probably end up sleeping with him....lol

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:03pm.
Bill Clinton is an excellent choice! For dinner OR pepaw sex. I'm sure Hillary could give a shit as long as it doesn't get out.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:49pm.

*holding down trollspotter and cyber-boinking him against his will*...

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You think that's a guy? What's your thinking?
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What? Trollspotter is a goil???? That some Brandon-Tina shit up in there....Oh, no she di'nt!

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Bill Clinton anybody? Just cause sometimes a gag reflex has more than one source doesn't mean you shouldn't hit it.

"It is what it is"

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Brandon Lee!

When he was alive. I don't.....do......um

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Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:49pm.

These exercises are fun. It is very interesting to see who people dig one way or another.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:49pm.

*holding down trollspotter and cyber-boinking him against his will*...

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You think that's a guy? What's your thinking?

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