Sunday, January 4th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It's sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.
Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother's house! I'd dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that's what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!
Here's Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.
Here it is a day later and I would still hit that hairless pasty sun burnt old man. Just for old time sakes.
I might say yes just for old zack mayo times but check out his teefs in the 8th thumb. GEEEZ you have money, you can fix that shit!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
no, i dont think so, unless he was uber charming, so i guess its a no...he has pink pudge, a w.c. fields booze nose & it looks like he has yellow tartar-ie teeth. he has definitely seen better days...like 20 years ago.
I'm sorry, but I cannot stand men who turn pink and white when they age. Biggest.turnoff.ever. they look too much like white rabbits for my taste lol.
I'd hit it, pull a gerbil out of it's ass and hit it again.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:04am.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:08pm.
I know I'm late to join in the discussion, but I'd hit Gary Cole.
Did you mean to say Gary Coleman?
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Gary Cole was the father in the Brady Bunch Movies. That is probably who NI meant. Whatchu talkin 'bout??
I guess I'd hit it if I were lonely or some shit. He used to be so fine! Getting old sucks ass, as I am finding out every day:(
Re: the Sam Shephard thing...he got arrested about 30 miles from my town. He was in Normal (Bloomington's twin city). I think all the local yokels are just glad their town made the news LOL
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He is still a hottie and yes I would hit that!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I cannot stand by and let this gerbil nonsense carry on- look!
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
I said Ben Kingsley - like, 27 pages ago! :)
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
I say 'yeah, I still would' but my hamster says 'hell no'.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Strangely small nipples. I'm out.
Funnily enough I had a row with my family over Xmas re Mr Gere. To cut to the chase, I love him and they don't. But I would, take me out and shoot me but I would, I would ,I would.
Edited to add- Sommesby! I love that fillum.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
I would also hit Jeremy Irons, smoker or no, as well as the sinister Mr. Walken.
HELLO NO! That question is so past the expiration date... One should not start a morning looking at that!
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I would hit it, but I would have to close my eyes and picture this...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_36726~Richard-Gere-P...
...in my head.
Yowsa! Long gone are the sezzy days of aviator-in-training Zack Mayo!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:09am.
hey Hor!
I wuz jest checking what I missed last night. Gotta get some laughs before hopping off to work.
It's dawn's crack here & the playtime's ovah!
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I got naught to say about Dick Gere here. Now if he had his Officer and a Gentleman uniform on...
Submitted by jiggywiddit
HO!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:08pm.
I know I'm late to join in the discussion, but I'd hit Gary Cole.
Did you mean to say Gary Coleman?
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Psht, I'd hit it. I hit worse than that everyday..lol..
I'd hit it!
Yeah why not.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:05am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:45am.
Did anyone say Sir Ben Kingsley? MRAWR!
Sir Ben? Lord, I lOVE him as an actor but after I saw him in Ghandi, I only see him as Ghandi, and well, I cannot have sexy times with Ghandi, the father of the non-violence movement.
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True.
You gotta watch him in Sexy Beast. That fixed it for me:)
And he did this other cute movie about an alcoholic hitman. That was funny.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:59am.
Hi vany, Tiger, angel, et al.
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KONICHIWA, BITCH!
Actually I just realized the time! I MUST to bed! My internal Mommy is having a shit fit.
kisses!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:45am.
Did anyone say Sir Ben Kingsley? MRAWR!
Sir Ben? Lord, I lOVE him as an actor but after I saw him in Ghandi, I only see him as Ghandi, and well, I cannot have sexy times with Ghandi, the father of the non-violence movement. I got issues.... LOL
Well, nice to be back here and nice to see you all again: tiger, angel i, Tv, sheeps, dee dee, PSL, tits, skybitch, LA (oh and that is Love anderson not LoveAnge...), all of you. My ass got to go to sleep!
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I would make out with vany's avatar if I was drunk enough. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Hi vany, Tiger, angel, et al.
Tiger: Yes, I couldn't pass up the siggie. Wish I could credit the troll who said it, but 'IT's" name is not worth mentioning. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Hell no! Gere is so fugly I'd barf.
Did anyone say Sir Ben Kingsley? MRAWR!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:14am.
hi
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
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Jelly H8R of your siggie....:-/
I WANNA BE THE MOST DIGUSTING POSTER EVER!!!!
NO FAIR! *pulling out tiger fur by the fist-full*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'd still hit it... no questions asked!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:25am.
I would admit to Jeremy Irons.
Although I did admit to him, my friend met him in London and asked for a picture or autograph and he told her that he had in his lifetime given too many of those. She was sooo dissapointed. So was I in a way. Anyway, if I was drunk and he smelled like an ashtray it is likely I may still not throw him off the bed... but don't tell my Bf. ____________________________________________
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(repeating myself makes me a dull girl) Sorry for the double post mofos
I would admit to Jeremy Irons.
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he's a huge chain smoker.
blech.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 -
Sky bitch. Happy Mofo new year and long mofo time.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Richard Gere is a fat, bloated, arrogant, ass. It's good to see that his body finally matches his personality!
Good thinking. I looked him up, he's going to be 55.
He qualifies.
Submitted by No Words on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:50pm.
I knew there were a few of us. God, did I love that movie. Must buy it in DVD. The VHS was eventually "worn" That is all I will admit to! LOL.
\Didn't quite feel the same way for him on There will be blood.
While am at it, other over 50 mofos I may not throw out of bed: Denzel, Chris Cooper, Warren Beatty. But like I said the Mohican is my fav.... followed by Oldman in Immortally Beloved.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
I never found him all that hot, even in his prime...He's just always been on my gaydar...even now...registering...Yep...Peen lover...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by lovemyboy on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:48pm.
If I'm 30 and he's 50ish does he qualify as a pepaw?
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My thinking is if you could be his kid and you can make babies then he qualifies.
but this is not official or anything.
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:47pm.
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I know, vany, I know. LOL
I'd hit Brosnan and Day-Lweis - oh hell yeah!
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Chris Noth from the Sex in the City days. Well shit, he's still hot now!
If I'm 30 and he's 50ish does he qualify as a pepaw?
He's hot.
Submitted by No Words on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:24pm.
Stay away sister! I have built a whole fantasy life based on those running scenes.... lol____________________________________________
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:16pm.
I'm not really sure either but it doesn't look good!
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oh i'd hit it.
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Daniel Day Lewis in "Last Of The Mohicans!"
*swoons, dies*