Dumb Dumb Madam Rates Celebrities' Ho Value
Kristin Billie Davis is the ho that I briefly fell in love with during that whole Spitzer drama. She sold top shelf poon through her Wicked Models escort service. Spitz was one of her clients. Kristin pleaded guilty to selling whores back in October. While she's waiting to be sentenced, 32-year-old (cough, HACK, choke) Kristin shared her pro-ho skills with Steppin' Out Magazine (via Gawker) by saying how much Brit Brit, Sarah Palin, Wonky McValtrex and others would make if they sold their ass for her.
It's hard for me to listen to a creature who looks like she hasn't been exposed to natural light since the early 90s for fear that the sun might turn her into a puddle of silicone.
Kristin's assessment is totally WTF-ish. This dumb whore makes no sense. I mean, she says Katie Holmes could make up to $3,000 an hour, because she has that "girl next door" look. Yeah, if you live next to a methadone clinic for snails. Has this plastic moron seen Katie Holmes lately?! Kristin also thinks Brit Brit's chitterling pie could sell for about a grand. And if she didn't lose her brains, she could get $2,000.
I don't know why Wonky McValtrex is even included. That bitch is already handing out her broke down snatch for the bargain basement price of $0. The dumb fucks who hit that shit are the ones who pay the price by receiving a standing appointment to the free clinic.
I wish they would've asked her how much The Empress of Lucite would cost for an hour of fucky times. Kristin's Tupperware tittays (that's what she thinks with) would have exploded from trying to put a price on Shauna Sand's priceless lucite flower.
Kristin's entire list with her comments is after the jump. Warning. You might be offended and your outer (or inner) vagina will probably weep over this fuckery. JUMP!!!!
1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.
2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She's slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.
3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She's tall and blonde. It's always a homerun if I can get a girl who's 5'9” or above. She's usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.
4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern's wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can't have now, or the prom queen they couldn't have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.
5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.” I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn't get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn't let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.
6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn't have any market for her. She couldn't work for me. She's cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agencies that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.
7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I'm talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, their boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look too California. For the most part I wouldn't use Playmates.
8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She's got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I'm sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.
9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don't have a market for her. She couldn't work for me. It's unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn't bring in any business for me.
10. Melania Trump: She's hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don't like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she's from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn't let it slip where she's from.
All you can fucking do is shake your head and cackle. I'd sell my kidney just to touch RiRi's forehead with my pinky finger. Besides, most of these women make three times that an hour just from breathing.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:24pm.
(cries) Shit, I would make a HORRIBLE hooker. And that was my #1 ambition, too. What in the duck fucking hell am I supposed to do with my life now, huh?
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FRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOO! Where the hell have you been you skeezin' skank ass slut-whore????
Don't give up on your dream...Wait...what are those shoes you are wearing???? WHERE ARE YOUR LUCITE HEELS???? Oh, and umm.....Raccoon eye make up??? Yeah...duh...And ARE YOU KIDDING ME with that skirt nearly down to your knees???? A skirt should just cover the 'giney...if that...Ok, now let's get you a proper belt-as-shirt- top...and...oh yes, much better....Ok, let's draw on your lips and brows...Yes, yes....I give you, ladies and gentlemen, Mme. Frito....
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:34pm.
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And there's a market for like chicks with like beards and like armpit hair that smell like corn chips. See? I can be a ho too! They was wrong, they alls was wrong they don't know what theys talkin' bout
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:31pm.
@Angel_i:
Oh yes, being a whore sounds like a blast, but according to that lady there's nobody out there that would pay to have sex with a woman that looks like a damn garden gnome, so I'm fucked.
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LOL! Like I said - her view is narrow.
Mr. President was all up in here looking for Hayden so it can't be all true;p
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Kristen Billie Davis has man hands.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:20pm.
hmmm...should i be offended this plastic tranny would have no use for black or asian hoes in her stable? i thought i voted for change...
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Nahh, I think us white chicks should be offended that THAT BEAST is able to make money off our asses! EEEEEEEKKKKKK! I mean, can you imagine what kind of Johns that she-thing brings in? Good god almighty these damn Nordic whores will be lucky if they ain't fuckin' they own damn grandfathers!
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lol, that thing is a beast...i was being nice when i called it a tranny...and if all the men this thing catered to looked like spitzer...*shudder*...there just isn't enough money...
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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:20pm.
hmmm...should i be offended this plastic tranny would have no use for black or asian hoes in her stable?
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She has but one tiny stable.
There are SO many others - her view is really narrow. Guys like all kinds of girls.
In fact - angel's theory of the day....
I do believe that bustles or whatever you call them that make your skirt all poof out like you got a huge ass became popular around the time that African women were first noticed by white men. I do believe that white women wore them in competition.
Just a theory - and I'm not talking about today...altho the collagen thing is pretty interesting, too...
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
@Angel_i:
Oh yes, being a whore sounds like a blast, but according to that lady there's nobody out there that would pay to have sex with a woman that looks like a damn garden gnome, so I'm fucked.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
night Deb - rest up to bring the funny tomorrow :)
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:24pm.
(cries) Shit, I would make a HORRIBLE hooker. And that was my #1 ambition, too. What in the duck fucking hell am I supposed to do with my life now, huh?
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HA! Me too! I'd be like...no, no - don't give me money! It was fun! LOL!
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:24pm.
I always wanted to be a phone sex girl - or Phone actress, as they refer to themselves. I looked into it and found some leads on the net but I was just too paranoid to give out my SS# and info that way -- just didn't know who to trust as legit
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:20pm.
hmmm...should i be offended this plastic tranny would have no use for black or asian hoes in her stable? i thought i voted for change...
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Nahh, I think us white chicks should be offended that THAT BEAST is able to make money off our asses! EEEEEEEKKKKKK! I mean, can you imagine what kind of Johns that she-thing brings in? Good god almighty these damn Nordic whores will be lucky if they ain't fuckin' they own damn grandfathers!
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Submitted by Diego on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:04pm.
I still can't get over the 'all black men are tripods' statement because I feel completely ripped off in my experiences. Can someone please find a fat girl, put her man in a box and send him to me?
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LMAO!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:19pm.
I've seen it up close and personal with my hub's only brother and his wife and their two male toddlers. At another appropriate occasion, I'll share.
In the meantime, night all. The Eagles beat the Vikings, so zll is good.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
what are the staged Preston pics - link please?
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
(cries) Shit, I would make a HORRIBLE hooker. And that was my #1 ambition, too. What in the duck fucking hell am I supposed to do with my life now, huh?
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RE: JETT
OK - unable to communicate adn seizures..sounds an awful lot like autism to me
why would they even try anti-seizure meds in the first place if they are so sold on the precepts of Scientology? Some kind of worry about legal issues, child's best interests etc perhaps?
Even if the boy slept 12+ hours regularly, would you not, as a job duty, regularly go in to check on him during that time?
I don't know,. maybe I've watched too much crime Tv but something's not right... and I still think Scientiology is to blame, ultimately - in some form
The whole thing is sad, but so,too, is hiding him away for over a decade - especially when he was a little tyke they would take him to premieres and stuff
and we sure haven't seen a lot of Ella lately, wither, now that she's past little tyke-dom, too - Anybody know much on her? Is it possible she could be ill now, too?
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
hmmm...should i be offended this plastic tranny would have no use for black or asian hoes in her stable? i thought i voted for change...
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Deb: Yeah. I hate to judge another mother and say she doesn't love her own kid. I can't say that. But I have known a few women who really were bitches to one child and nice to the other. Seen it with my own eyes, over and over again. (Not to mention hilariously depicted in "Welcome to the Dollhouse"!) It's cruel, but it happens.
And I think Jett was "there" enough to feel it.
Poor kid.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:58pm.
I like to do dirty things in every city I visit. Break as many morality laws as possible before I leave. Why I bought the sweatshirt. advertising for me and the restaurant. You know how it goes.
And I really want a reason to say, "What I wanna is what is a white boy like you doing driving a big old brother's jive ass heap like this shit here?" And it would be so much more romantic if I could actually say it in Savannah.
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...in Paula Deen's restaurant...just get up and recite that shit...You know Paula loves the gays...(you have seen her two sons, yes?;-))
Me personally, I've always wanted to go out into the N.Ga. mountains and proclaim "SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!" But without an inbred hillbilly banjo player and a terrified fat dude on all fours, it loses it's charm for me...See! All of the charm is in Savannah! I know, I know, I ain't right in the head...
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:03pm.
I feel you on this. That Jett was treated like a pariah is beyond sad.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:58pm.
I like to do dirty things in every city I visit. Break as many morality laws as possible before I leave. Why I bought the sweatshirt. Advertising for me and the restaurant. You know how it goes.
And I really want a reason to say, "What I wanna know is what is a white boy like you doing driving a big old brother's jive ass heap like this shit here?" And it would be so much more romantic if I could actually say it in Savannah.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Davis, 32, pleaded not guilty to money laundering and promoting prostitution in Manhattan Supreme Court and was held on $2 million bail. She faces 15 years in prison if convicted of running the ring, which also operated the Madison La A'mour and New York Body Miracle agencies.
Davis "personally interfaced with Spitzer a number of times" since 2003 before she became a madam.
When vice cops raided Davis' apartment at 315 E. 56th St. after learning she was about to skip town, they seized some $500,000 in various bank accounts, $15,000 from a safe-deposit box, and $4,800 from the residence. The wary madam had been tipped off to the investigation and was in the midst of destroying evidence, moving her money and planning her escape.
TITS: I hear ya. Just stay home. What can't wait until tomorrow? Unless you have to walk a dog or something.
You know that the man who found Jett/caretaker is the guy kissing John on the lips in that infamous photo? He and his wife run a wedding photography business. (How do they find the time if they're supposedly watching an autistic boy?) Although I think there was another "manny" on duty as well, that night. Maybe the wife is running the business while Jeff is busy with John.
Sorry. I'm obsessed.
And I still think John is the only one who cared about that boy. The body language of Kelly in all those staged beach photos are that she is inwardly cringing to have to touch Jett. John seems comfortable with him. Flame away, that's what I see.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:23pm.
Oh, I can totally see being a romantic in your mind. The moss hanging from the trees, the squares, the mansions. It's a gorgeous city My tacky sweatshirt aside, I'm all swoony and romantic about it too. We took one of the haunted tours and I was shocked at how candid the guide was about crime and where not to go in the city. I mean, even the projects we saw looked beautiful. Love the graveyards. My major disappointment was that I didn't see one hustler who looked like a 22 year old Jude Law.
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HAHAHAHA! It is a romanitic sea side little city...I think I romanticize it cuz I was there last with a LOOOOOOVVVVVAHHH! And we did dirty, dirty things in the most proper, gorgerous little bed and breakfast you could EVAH stay in...
Ther's just something genteel, yet kinda dirty and free, but not in a smutty way about Savannah...That's how I romanticize it...
ATL? Now that's for some straight up WHORIN' any way you slice it..."Come WHORE with us" That should be our logo...We usta have the market cornered on strip clubs...don't know if we do anymore or not...Meh....
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Beth O is horsefaced. Sal the Stockbrokers wife is waaaaay hotter. Blonde haired, Irish, long island bitch, mmmmmmmmmmmm!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:23pm.
Oh, I can totally see being romantic in your mind. The moss hanging from the trees, the squares, the mansions. It's a gorgeous city. My tacky sweatshirt aside, I'm all swoony and romantic about it too. We took one of the haunted tours and I was shocked at how candid the guide was about crime and where not to go in the city. I mean, even the projects we saw looked beautiful. Love the graveyards. My major disappointment was that I didn't see one hustler who looked like a 22 year old Jude Law.
ETA: One more disappointment. Nobody sang me 'Dumspter Love' so that was a bummer.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
I don't see Beth Otricantspellherlastname all that unattractive...I don't think she is by any means a "classic beauty" and at the same time, there does seem to be something odd about her that I cant put my paw on, but I just don't see her as fug...
I dunno, I think like someone else said this hag sells "top shelf poon" to a certain type...My guess is the whore is question can't look like a real whore or raise to much suspicion that she's a whore, and most of her customers are skeezy white politicians, evangelicals, married men...you know...They gotta be able to pass a whore off as a "neice" among some crowds and "oh, look at me I'm such a stud I bagged a model type" among others and "this is my assistant" among some...You know, you gotta have that "I can do it all" whore look while being able to suck dick like a Hoover hooked up to a jet engine....
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Off T - Travola update:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/04/conflict-over-travolta-death/
shit i've been trying to get outside for 3 hours and now it's dark and raining. damn you dlisted.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
I'm gonna piss some ho's off here when I say this, but Savannah is kind of like New Orleans only with class *dodging rotten fruit*...NO is more PARTAY. Savannah is more laid back, but in a somewhat genteel way, but they still like to get they drink on...
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You know what you fucking whore? that has always been my impression.
NO - low rent Denis Quaid with a fake accent
Savannah - Lady Chablis
No contest really.
I bet you've got some GREAT graveyards. not you personally - I don't need a tour of your backyard.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
And Howard Stern is a hottie? The man looks like a human tarantula, for hell's sake!
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:08pm.
What has Beth Fucking Otrosky done except to fuck Howard Stern?
She's useless and fugly.
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I want to rip his nuts off with my teefs, filet his penis, cook it up and feed it to him with freshly squeezed nut sauce on top! ARGGGHH!
Ok. passnig through agiaon and stopping just to add that Savannah is my fave ciry I've ever been to. It's beautiful, historical, and they DO know how to party.
Seriously, no better place to be than Savannah @ St Patty's
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@ Sandbitch
@ Diego
Yeah, Ga. really does have a lot to offer. A lot of people don't realize that cuz the SouthEast in general has such a backwards, racist reputation (much of it deserved), but ATL has a very large, well established, well respected black community and has for MANY decades, and ATL is also pretty gay friendly, pretty large gay community. It's just parts of the city and outside the city are still kind of stereotypical racist, homophobic, ultra-conservative Christian, but whatevs.
I have no real love or hate for ATL. I have a romantic view of Savannah, however. (Romatic being unrealistic)...
Yeah, Athens is cool...cuz of UGA...Ga. is a historian's dream, really....
Oh, and is it wrong that I'm totally starting to LOVE Trollspotter? It's ass cracks me up...I know I'm not sposta like it, but dammit. I do...
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 8:52pm.
Yoo HOOOO socky!!!!
Your mother says hello.
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She's out of the chokey already? I'll have you know with the money she made/stole, she sent me to the best parochial & later finishing school money could buy! Ha!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:04pm.
TL, I took a drive up to Athens when I was in ATL. I know it's a college town but I could have lived there, OMG fucking gorgeous. I even walked through the graveyard...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:04pm.
I love Savannah. Last time I was there about a hundred years ago I got a sweatshirt that said, 'Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw.' Good times.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:05pm.
Well fuck me. And I have never been with a black guy who would bottom. There's my contribution to the stereotype list for the evening.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Troll google yourself a spa hut to visit. You need a troll vacation.
What has Beth Fucking Otrosky done except to fuck Howard Stern?
She's useless and fugly.
Trollspotter, why do you keep bumping your posts? We see them and ignore them the first time, don't worry. No need to call attention to yourself.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 8:56pm.
all what you said plus
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK!
yeesh the mind reels! I try not to think about all the food choices we don't get up here so have forgotten tons!
psst know what really sucks? american chocolate. blech.
===Bitch, American cheese is artificially coloured!!
No murkins, cheese is NOT naturally ORANGE. Sorry!
Trolls travel the world via google airlines. Its cheaper and no hassle.
Diego, you were ripped off! The one black man I have slept with had a cock the size of my forearm.. I didn't know what to do with it....lol
Oh, and I am not fat.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 8:42pm.
TL what does one do in ATL for fun?
Is it anything like Savannah Ga? I've longed to go there.
And can we all stay with you? I'll bring some BC smoked salmon for you!
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Atlanta is NOTHING like Savannah...Apples and oranges to some, but I could easily live in Savannah, I think. I'm gonna piss some ho's off here when I say this, but Savannah is kind of like New Orleans only with class *dodging rotten fruit*...NO is more PARTAY. Savannah is more laid back, but in a somewhat genteel way, but they still like to get they drink on...
Atlanta is kind of, in some ways like a mini-New York and in most ways like a bunch of small cities, some cooler than others smooshed togther with some po-dunk towns, all spread out in no particular order and surrounded by either quaint, curious and cute towns such as Peachtree City or complete oblivion rural country-side and/or ghettos the further you get away from the city. But then, there are gorgeous lake and mountain communities in North Ga, but I digress...
Savannah SHOULD HAVE BEEN the capitol of Georgia, no question about it. Why Atlanta became the capitol of Georgia is as odd, annoying and inexplicable a story as the city itself...And yes, I am an ATL native.
What you do in ATL is what you do in any city...We have pretty good shopping, night life, museums, even natural wonders...Atlanta lacks the charm of Savannah IMO, but you can have yourself a damn good time here. It's a very diverse city. There's tons of shit to do, but public transportation is more like that of L.A. IT SUCKS. It's better than L.A., but it's similar in that if you don't have a car, you basically don't have a life...
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I still can't get over the 'all black men are tripods' statement because I feel completely ripped off in my experiences. Can someone please find a fat girl, put her man in a box and send him to me?
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
All trolls have hemorrhoids from sitting on their asses posting for years at a time. Its a known fact.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 8:50pm.
==I'll bring kangaroo steak! Tits, bring some Beaver tail!
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nah US customs are THE biggest fucking assholes ever to draw breath. they're so nasty I've actually avoided going to the states in the past.
==Geez eh? Gotta protect those borders! I'm a permanent Australian resident but I have a British Passport. I fly to the US via Hawaii so I can clear US customs in Honolulu. FUCK LAX MAN! They took a pic of my fucking eyeball last time. The UK is even worse, TRUST.
Nevermind, sorry to ask. Just read back far enough to find out it is Atlanta. Wow. I'm BORED.
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'greens'
fried chicken
taco bell
krispy creme
in and out
jerky
mothers cookies
burger king chips
cherry coke
chili cheese fritos
yeesh the mind reels! I try not to think about all the food choices we don't get up here so have forgotten tons!
psst know what really sucks? american chocolate. blech.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 8:51pm.
"Look at all you P-I-G PIGS going to ATL!! "
Sorry, too lazy to research, or care enough to, but what is ATL?
painful sore growing lump on inner butt crack. "pimple!"
Who can resist clicking on that comment?
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hard to resist picking it too!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s