Sunday, January 4th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Margaret Farquhar from The Wonder Years (as played by Lindsay Fisher) - Yesterday was Winnie Cooper's birthday and this got me thinking about the hot bitches of The Wonder Years which eventually led my memory to Margaret Farquhar. She was the school weirdo who really wanted to become Kevin's friend, but he couldn't handle her glamour, so tried to keep away from her. In the end, like always, Kevin learned a valuable lesson or something. Margaret Farquhar most likely moved to Paris and became a world famous couture model. Kevin missed out.

Click here to see one of Margaret's episodes.

Posted by: Michael K


"Saying like a pompous 90s bitch" This show wasn't my time

Fuck yeaaahh, Margaret Farquhar! The bitch who loved bats!

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We need to submit our avies as HSOTD.

I would vote for TV and also whoever picks up Gere's 8th thumbnail from "Would You hit It?"

Oh yeah, and TL's.

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Nerdy girls with guts, rule! :)

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Not only do I remember Margaret Farquhar, I probably WAS her between 1987-1988.
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Why did the biggest dork on the show have to have a sorta Arabic-sounding name? Now that's straight up racist! Paul was obviously Jewish on the Wonder Years, just like those two other kids in Freaks N Geeks, well at least one of them anyway (I can't remember his name but he was pretty funny!)

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:03pm.

Rastafarian Harry Potter...irie, irie!
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That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo. The horny ghost bitch from HP.

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oh the memories of Wonder Years. I had to watch the whole episode after that and then I found this one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlQ21xSMXy0

was the semi-formal dance the last episode?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:20pm.
then there are the true freaks of nature who are stunningly beautiful throughout their whole lives.....

Awww, thanks, PSL.

*blushes under the black*

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aw - thanks carrot! :)

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luscious, sorry your holidays were le suck. I'm giving you a big DListed love hug right now.

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Ugh - this may well have been the worst. holidays. ever. Def worst NYE ever. That big day had me in about a 4-day funk but I'm coming round and out of it.

What we really need is for MK to hit us up with some good shit today - like, some freaky Chloe Lattanzi or equivalent type posts. I think we'd all feel a little better after that.

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Speaking of fairy tales.... "Farquhar" is always the name they give the dork, like the dorky little lord Farquhar in Shrek

Margaret does look like a young,um, awkward, Audrey Hepburn

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Hysteria's picture

Arggg! I was trying to think of which character Fred Savage was in Princess Bride. DUH. Still one of my fav films

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AWWW, memories- i ended up utubing the rest of the whole episode! i loved the one with the weird girl! but couldn't find the end of it, and i can't remember how it ended~ aghhhh! p.s. i still think paul is marilyn manson! HAHAHAHA

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ok mike....just checking.

:)

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:40pm.

I'm not really in a funk, I guess. I'm more just ready for things to return to normal (full work-weeks, and stores being less busy, and whatnot).

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That's very decent of you Thornhill. I will make you matzo balls drenched in ketchup.

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mike, Holidays are OVAH! Let it go, and be happy!

this was the first year in I don't know how long that I wasn't a complete mess over the Holidays....which made me even happier!
You're cute, smart and have a ton of fake friends here...what is there to be in a funk about?

*hugs*

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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@PS...I am a pagan heretic, but out of respect to the Jewish wing of the DL family...

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Submitted by Thornhill on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:25pm.

All the best sluts get their training at a catholic highschool...

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Thank you *bows*

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:36pm.

I'm doin', I'm doin...

I'm still kind of in my holiday funk.

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Thorny, are you Jewish too?

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heehee mike.....no fights!

how are ya today darlin?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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@PSL..G'd bless the Strummer...

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Submitted by Tubereuse on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:31pm.

Christian Siriano in drag!

Bitch, I said that at 12:01pm. :)

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ooooh Thorny!
great quote!
great song!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Well done on bringing up the memory of this character, MK. I remember her storyline very well. But now I'm thinking that maybe there were a couple of girls that I may have treated in a similar way and now I feel guilty as all hell. So fuck you MK. I may have to weep silently into my pillow late at night or something. Fuck you again.

EveryStrangersEyes- I thought I knew her from somewhere else so thanks for pointing out that it was from "Roseanne". She played drunk pretty well.

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Christian Siriano in drag!

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But I believe in this
And it's been tested by research
That he who fucks nuns will later join the church

The Clash...Death or Glory...

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Margaret Farquhar most likely moved to Paris and became a world famous couture model. Kevin missed out.
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All the best sluts get their training at a catholic highschool...

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Hey! Wait a second...who stole my school pic from my years in parochial school. Motherfuckers!

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Mr. President, Adriana is a devout catholic according to the Brazilian website I read about her (folha's url I had bookmarked somewhere!)

If you can pretend to be a devout Catholic for half a year, maybe she'll commit to you!

Hmm... and yeah, I knew an Argie boy who was also pretty geekish looking in Catholic school - around middle school too - and now he looks drop dead gorgeous.

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Mr Pres...true. The girls that were gorgeous in the 7th grade usually peaked by age 19, when others improved with age....

then there are the true freaks of nature who are stunningly beautiful throughout their whole lives.....

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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MK is right, she's probably hot now. I knew a girl like that in Middle School and she was a total stunner by the time she graduated High School.

Sibsi: I love Summer Glau, but I'm waiting for Adriana to dump her meathead NBA fiancee and marry her one true love: me.

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The flagship of 7th grade weirdness...

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Roseanne may just have been the last intelligent sitcom. Until it jumped the shark.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:07pm.

same to ya, PSL!!

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Mr. President, I love Adriana, but wish you'd use your older avvie actually.

Speaking of your old avvie, Scifi showed 'Serenity' last night. I fell asleep before it ><

Topic? Once saw this show while flipping through channels and thought it was kinda good.

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ESE!!!!!
Happy New Year, you sexy motherfucker!

OOOh...Hurricanes with Becky Conner! I loved that episode....actually, i loved that show!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:04pm.

what can i say?... i stick with my strengths!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:01pm.

Hey, ESE! It figures that you would be the one to come up with the getting drunk reference.

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Rastafarian Harry Potter...irie, irie!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:01pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:53am.

she got drunk with the eldest daughter on "Roseanne"
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THAT'S IT! *doing Charlie Brown tumble in mid-air* Thank you! That episode was classic. I'm gonna go flush the wok.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:53am.

she got drunk with the eldest daughter on "Roseanne"

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mike's picture

She looks like that uber-gay dude who won Project Runway last year.

Raniya's picture

I didn't know the Wonder Years had their own version of the Chilindrina...

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Hahaha Mr. President....I know, how was there life before LC, Speidi and Audrina?

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:54am.

the Wonder Years is one of my favorite shows of all time. Quality, not the crap they try to pass off as entertainment today.
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What do you mean, crap? What about "The Hills"? That screams quality, right there.

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