This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
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Is the coconut oil you eat the same coconut oil you slather on your face or do you use different grades/types of coconut oil?
Or should I just eat A LOT of macaroons?
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 9:51pm.
I need to start dressing like this...Yes, indeed, Tiger Von Teese!
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haha! TVT! you and Dita would make quite a statement sashaying down the street
pppsssttt. hot!
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That would be HWAT, wouldn't it? I just gotta make sure my tiger titty tassels don't drag the ground when we's struttin' our stuffs...dirty titty tassels is not vintage sexay, and you know Dita will not have that shit....Courtney Love? She'd be all over the dirty titty tiger tassels...Ditto for Amy Wino...Dita? Aw Hell no....She'd quit a bitch for that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mrs. K, I use the 'spensive raw coconut oil for my face. I warm it up in my hands, rub it gently on my face and then use a paper towel to rub off any excess. My skin has been doing SO MUCH better. I use it on my feet too. I suffer from really dry skin in the winter and this is like my little miracle in a jar. :)
Amen Mrs. K. Word that!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:41pm.
ComingBack was not a troll
She was a genius.
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Who the hell works out dressed as Jackie Onassis...?
I miss Sybil, that was one random fukker..
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
That's great! You can enjoy this.I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men ... www.SugarMommyMatch.com ... where cougars and young men seeking love! That's cool!
Yeah d I can handle girly threads...if it switches to BMs I'm outta here LOLOLOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Add Sam Shepard to the list of celebrity DUIs...
Officers stopped Shepard early Saturday in the central Illinois town of Normal.
The 65-year-old Shepard was driving 16 mph over the 30 mph speed limit.
A breath test indicated Shepard's blood-alcohol level was double the legal limit.
Shepard told police he had been at a tavern in nearby Bloomington and was heading to a hotel. He said he was on his way to his home in Kentucky from Minnesota.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:19pm.
Methinks the trollstopper has a keen sense of irony. :\
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I actually think that lil' fucker is kinda funny *dodging rotten fruit*....Don't get me wrong, it's no Coming Back, but that troll bastid has made me giggle more than once...It makes us laugh at ourselves along with laughting AT him/her/it...Again, no Coming Back, but beggers can't be choosers....If we can't get a Coming Backish troll, then I'll take the one who makes me giggle if I can't have the one who makes me piss my pants laughing....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
this is quite ridiculous. she tries too hard.
Dot--How do you use the coconut oil on your face? At night as a moisturizer? Can you use it during the day or does it make you look greasy? What kind do you use for your skin? Where do you buy it?
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Iheart, I just hope nobody touches on constipation. I can handle the food, the make-up, the old movies... I don't have the strength for the BM trauma dramas. lol
just jane,
yea shu umera is the best... so they say. i hope it isn't all just hype, cos i bought into it
and kettle corn!
Shu eumura (sp?)= best eyelash curler
Hekki,
God I hate it when these threads get all girly, but I have to jump in and say I use coconut oil too, and I love it! Sometimes I mix in various essential oils though like lavender, rosemary, etc. Also I make a scrub for once in a while by just mixing in some regular sugar into the coconut oil... it works better than any store bought kind I think.
Sometimes I just eat a spoonful... because I can't find ways to use it usefully either, yet I think it's good for you. It's HARSH eating oil like that though.
Sorry to everyone who (justifiably) hates girly threads.
Hekki, I use the Nutiva brand coconut oil for cooking.
For eating out of the jar I use the raw expensive stuff. I've gotten my daughter hooked on it now. I use it in place of butter. I use it on toast/bagels, fresh warm pasta etc. I don't cook with the raw stuff though. What's the point right? I use the 'spensive stuff in place of butter and use the cheaper but still tasty Nutiva for my cooking oil. I've read a LOT of bad things about Canola oil too.
Oh and the tastiest rice I've ever made is basmati rice with some kosher salt and Nutiva Coconut oil. HEAVEN. Coconut oil works great on popcorn too. :)
I'm going from raw foods to makeup, back & forth LOL! You get so much cool shit from Dlisted.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
oh! 48 Hours Mystery . . . a Russian bride and a computer nerd. i'm starting a bag of Kettle Korn
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48 hours-
I even watch the reruns :)
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Submitted by Sugaroo: "Okay, 48 Hours Mystery is on so I must go..."
Oh Christ! Me too. LOVE that shit.
G'night, hookers!
Dot: Coconut oil is the shizz. I bake with it but haven't found a good way to consume it uncooked... Any suggestions?
meh
haven't found a really good mascara...
i love guys with nice lashes
iHeartHaters: You're welcome. Maybe I should have been a pusher. I love to turn people on to my obsessions: SkinDeep's Cosmetic Database, FaceBook, Trader Joe's, Grey Gardens, Daffy's, Fage Yogurt, Dlisted...
Nothing gives me greater pleasure than when someone gets all obsessed about these things, too! And it's a letdown when someone's like, "meh..."
I luv huh
Hekki, it's freaking SCARY what is in cosmetics! I say if you can't eat it why are you slathering it on the biggest organ of your body which absorbs all of those toxins just as if you ate that crap?
This is a link to the BEST raw coconut oil I've ever eaten:
http://www.livingtreecommunity.com/store2/product.asp?id=51&catid=41
If you buy 3 jars it's not a bad deal. The folks there are absolutely PRECIOUS too.
I also eat raw coconut butter...the best deal I've found so far is from here:
http://www.livesuperfoods.com/nuts/PRE001.html?Screen=USL&Code=PRE001
That same link above also has the BEST deal on raw [dried] Goji Berries which are AMAZING and give you a burst of energy...you only need a teensy bit each day. Just two brazil nuts a day will give you your daily dose of selenium.
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great! i stop by and everyone leaves! no, no. go ahead. i can see the troll spotting.
just . . . isn't dita a period (40s) stripper? that's her whole schstik, how she makes a living. It would be interesting to see her 'real' look. sans makeup, dirty hair, at the dollar store.
okay, i'm outta here. night hos!
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:21pm.
Yes there are Sugar. They're all over by soap bar. See?
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Ugh. Ew. Blah. Vlug. I can't stand that!
Okay, 48 Hours Mystery is on so I must go, kiddies. Yes, I really do have a life, but some nights I choose not to live it. Right now it's at the cleaners. Byeeeeeeeeee!
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Yes there are Sugar. They're all over by soap bar. See?
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:06pm.
The best thing you can do for your eyelashes is use an eyelash curler.
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You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
Thank you Hekki you just fueled my obsession LMAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
@MrsK and Pauly:
MrsK, s'all right! Just put a warning on it next time. When I opened it up, my dog started stratching himself in a gross place while howling.
Pauly, there IS no other kind, darling. ;-)
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Methinks the trollstopper has a keen sense of irony. :\
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Cool creepella, gotta check that out too. I seriously DO take notes here, on good discussion days...lol!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Sugar, obviously I don't have to perm the OTHER ones.
I love my eyelash curler!
and my bff has a neightbor couple and the guy's name is Harold. They're not a cougar relationship, but i refer to them as Harold & Maude.
I'd detail why but nobody's reading my posts now anyways. hahaha
fantastic movie, though
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Dot, I use the coconut oil, too! I'm prego and paranoid about slathering chemicals on my skin. There is nothing more delicious to spread on your skin, I swear. It feels GOOD, doesn't it?
EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS LINK:
http://www.cosmeticsdatabase.com/index.php?nothanks=1
Basically, you type in whatever cosmetic or shampoo or body lotion you use and it tells you exactly what each ingredient is, what it does and how toxic it might be. I have lost HOURS on this thing.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:13pm.
Oh, dear, she said as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, did I push the envelope?
*batting my uncurled unmascara'd eyelashes*
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 9:51pm.
I need to start dressing like this...Yes, indeed, Tiger Von Teese!
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haha! TVT! you and Dita would make quite a statement sashaying down the street
pppsssttt. hot!
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Mrs. K! I'm HURT! I would NEVER look like that, for my penis has actually been inside of a vagina.
LMFAO Mrs. K=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:11pm.
Pauly with a perm
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Sweatin' to the oldies! lol!
There was a HILARIOUS moment with him and Jay Leno on his late show...I still tear up with laughter thinking of it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 9:42pm.
ah shit.
I'm outta here, if this crap is going to go on again.
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Right behind you.
The trolls are taking over this site.
Such a shame.
ps - 'report abuse' is there for a reason not for OTHER people but for YOU to use.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:11pm.
Pauly with a perm
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OMG WTF! *reaching for eyebleach*
MrsK, that was sooo uncalled for!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:10pm.
Avon sells brush on eyeliner. The same one that Bobbi Brown charges $25 for.
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Pauly with a perm
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:09pm.
True story, I always manage to hurt myself whenever I attempt to use an eyelash curler, and I've got the scratched corneas to prove it!
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I used one once. Not only did it not work the way it was supposed to, I walked around with my upper eyelid inside-out for three days!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Hekki, I've tried every kind of GD eyelash curler and they all break or pull out my eyelashes.
I agree with you about the drug-store brand make-up...most of it is the same crap. I use raw, virgin coconut oil on my skin now...it's freaking amazing.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:07pm.
Sugar, why do you want me to perm? I look like a Jewish fool when I do. It's not sexy.
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You mean you were talking about your head hairs? Oops! *redface* Never mind. Carry on.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.