This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:12pm.
Mrs. K.,
You're so cute with your Bakelite buttons! I have a girlfriend who I visited at one point and she had a vintage ceramic chicken in her kitchen and I said "OH!! You collect vintage chickens??" And although she vehemently said no, she really didn't care for chickens at all, I ignored her and it gave me another good reason to flea market every chance I get, and now she is the proud owner of a gigantic vintage chicken collection. (The funniest part is that I would never allow a vintage ceramic chicken in my home, but I take great pleasure in her collection).
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vintage Cocks, different story.
Hi, madam s.!!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I LOVE TRuly Madly Deeply MrsK
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Madam S.
Chickens, yeah seriously.
People collect chickens
Wow.
OK, well I collect, pears and Eiffel Towers and bees.
And Bakelite buttons.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
OMG ALAN RICKMAN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:12pm.
BITCH! You have, OF COURSE, seen "An Awfully Big Adventure"?
LOL, I'm kidding. Yes, I've seen TMD, I HAVE it! It's what started my Alan crush. Have you seen the movie I mentioned? Two sex scenes, way WAY hot.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:09pm.
Okay... just watch those claws! XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
@ Fuzzyslippers. It could be post holiday blahs but in my case it's a lack of posts on bad clothing options by Katie Holmes.
On Topic.
" (the artist formerly known as Dita Von Teese) shall now be known as:
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Binary always wins.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:07pm.
I think I've seen it at Whole Foods. I kinda doubt they have it at Trader Joe's, since their non-food items are kind of limited.
Mrs. K.,
You're so cute with your Bakelite buttons! I have a girlfriend who I visited at one point and she had a vintage ceramic chicken in her kitchen and I said "OH!! You collect vintage chickens??" And although she vehemently said no, she really didn't care for chickens at all, I ignored her and it gave me another good reason to flea market every chance I get, and now she is the proud owner of a gigantic vintage chicken collection. (The funniest part is that I would never allow a vintage ceramic chicken in my home, but I take great pleasure in her collection).
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:03pm.
You have, of course, seen Truly Madly Deeply?
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
if you like pina coladas....getting caught in the rain..just rub this shit....all over your brain....
xoxox
The war isn't working.
-And, "YES" to some of you asking if coconut oil is okay to put on your bod. The raw stuff is full of anti-oxidants and vitamin D. It's beneficial and helps work with your bod's defenses to fight acne and bacteria. Coconut oil is also a natural candida combatant. :)
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:00pm.
Geez, I'm in such a funky mood. It's like I don't know what I want to do. Should I play on Dlisted? Should I watch some tv? Should I go play with my asshole?
Seriously, I just caught myself clasping my hands together and wandering around the house like a dipshit. Has anyone else ever done this? *shivers*
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Come play with us fuzzyslippers! Unlike watching tv, we will play with your asshole and your brain...well, mostly your asshole, but...What? What? Like you sluts are interested in this whore's brain? Please, bitches....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:03pm.
Oh slut, so would I. I would sell my soul for one night with Alan Rickman, but on one condition: he must ravage me whilst wearing his "Sheriff of Nottingham" costume.
WHEW IS IT HOT IN HERE??! *fans self*
But I'm getting ready to change that pic. I need something... hotter I think. Yessssss.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:04pm.
Oh, you bitch. XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I keep thinking of the phrase, "eat it or wear it" heehee :P
blackcherry, I bet Dita could peel her face off in one swift move!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:00pm.
Geez, I'm in such a funky mood. It's like I don't know what I want to do. Should I play on Dlisted? Should I watch some tv? Should I go play with my asshole?
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Me too. I feel strange today. Can't explain it.
madam s. may smell like a Pina Colada, but I smell like an entire vodka distillery!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Madam S!!!!
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
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and where do I buy this stuff? Can I get it at Whole Foods? Trader Joes?
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
My mom uses raw organic coconut oil for her Bronchitis. she takes spoons of it. It really works.
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If there are any hot NYC firefighters out there that happen to have a spare pair of "jaws of life" hanging on the wall.
My legs are rusted shut.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:01pm.
Have you tried exiting it completely, then signing on again?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I love that she manages to earn her living by taking off her clothes, but is always seen in public fully clothed (and usually flawlessly dressed). A classy broad by any decade's standards, I think.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:00pm.
Have you tried vacuuming or going through your Bakelite button collection?
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:55pm.
I know Tigey, I know...I have cried into many a can 0' green beans over CB :(
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OH THE HUMANITY....
Anywho, about this coconut oil...I had some and it seperated and got all crystally, so what a ho do 'bout that, Dotty? You got 'frigerate that shit or what?
Btw, do not use that shit on yo' skin in the summer if you live in the S.E. US, and want to spend more than 5 minutes outside....Skeeters LURVE that shit, or at least that was my experience!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:54pm.
Mrs K., not only do I slather it on my face and eat it but sometimes I've been known to roll around in it willy nilly!
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They tried that with Charlize Theron when they remade King Kong to get his interest, but it turns out it was just a gay monkey.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
mike,
No kidding! I still try to be high raw but the 100% people (at least online) are a freak show that I cannot deal with. They make Dlisters appear to be the meeting of the great and sane minds that we are. Plus there are a few things I can't fathom giving up.
Mrs. K.,
I use Laureate coconut oil. It's great, but I don't know dots brand, so I have no idea which is better. Laureate rocks, though. Yes, you eat it AND wear it and then you walk around a good part of the day smelling like a Pina Colada.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:00pm.
I'd hit your avie in a minute, the first time...
He's my ultimate leg opener.
Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:00pm.
sometimes you feel like a nut
sometimes you dont
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hee hee hee, I was thinking the same thing! How could one not, right?
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Mike,
How cool! I wish I could go 100% raw IMPOSSIBLE for me, but I try to get as much raw food in my diet as I can. Our organic garden sucked this year though because our weather was a joke and our tomatoes never ripened. We planted a good eight tomato plants that hogged up our garden and stayed GREEN. I made some pickled green tomatoes and I tried like crazy to salvage as many green maters as I could (I managed to ripen quite a few in my pantry) but, I wish...in hindsight I'd have planted more cucumbers... We planted on little lowly cuke plant and it did so great...and those little suckers were so yummy!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:59pm.
You can put something like that on your face without breaking out?!?!?!
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see, that's my concern...
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:52pm.
How come my yahoo messenger won't work??? I swear I'm being thwarted higher powers.
Geez, I'm in such a funky mood. It's like I don't know what I want to do. Should I play on Dlisted? Should I watch some tv? Should I go play with my asshole?
Seriously, I just caught myself clasping my hands together and wandering around the house like a dipshit. Has anyone else ever done this? *shivers*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
sometimes you feel like a nut
sometimes you dont
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:54pm.
Mrs K., not only do I slather it on my face and eat it but sometimes I've been known to roll around in it willy nilly!
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OK THEN!!! I am going to give it a try. Thanks!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:54pm.
Mrs K., not only do I slather it on my face and eat it but sometimes I've been known to roll around in it willy nilly!
You can put something like that on your face without breaking out?!?!?!
Sam Shepard is an asshole at dog park..He gets pissed when you ask him to pick up his dogs shit..and was all rude..now we know why...he's a mean drunk...a has been with an ugly face lifted girlfriend... too bad she was so beautiful. He walks around Washington Square Park all moody and rude...HA HA HA u drunk... fuck off and pick up your dog shit asshole
xoxox
The war isn't working.
as dita's personal trainer, i begeth her to remove the mask!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:52pm.
Just smoosh a mounds bar on yo face
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Laughing and peeing in my pants.
Mmmmmm, mounds bar....
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:47pm.
That's a decent company. I'm on a ~ 75% raw diet, and I buy stuff from there occasionally.
I tried 100% raw, but I got too thin. Besides, I like food too much to cut out certain things.
I know Tigey, I know...I have cried into many a can 0' green beans over CB :(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Mrs K., not only do I slather it on my face and eat it but sometimes I've been known to roll around in it willy nilly!
Iheart,
Dirty Tittay Tassels... Tirby dabbay rassels.
I give.
Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:49pm.
and you put that on your face? And you eat it?
*looking around nervously for the hidden cameras*
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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OMG HEkki that site is amazing thanks
xox happy new year!!!!! I just chucked 1 hr out of the way of my life on there!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:47pm.
Is the coconut oil you eat the same coconut oil you slather on your face or do you use different grades/types of coconut oil?
Or should I just eat A LOT of macaroons?
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Just smoosh a mounds bar on yo face. Not Almond Joy though, the nuts are for gay dudes.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:41pm.
ComingBack was not a troll
She was a genius.
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Don't talk about her/him/it in the PAST TENSE...ComingBack is going to...er, Come Back!! Yes, yes, she/he/it is....*running to toilet to check for toilet bats*....*bitterly disappointed*....OH GOD! Oh, ComingBack, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US????? *sobbing uncontrollably*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
lmao!
Mrs. K.,
The coconut oil I buy is da bestest. It's so tasty and good for you inside and out. I promise you won't be disappointed. :)
Bwahahaha dirty titty tassels!! Say that 5 times fast =))=))=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Sorry, forgot the link Mrs. K.
This is the best raw coconut oil I've ever tried and believe me, I tried about 5 brands....
http://www.livingtreecommunity.com/store2/product.asp?id=51&catid=41
Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:47pm.
Mrs. K, I use the 'spensive raw coconut oil for my face.
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don't hold out on me girlfriend!!!
Gimme a brand name and tell me where to buy it!!!
NOW!!!!
Ahem, I mean, please and thank you.
*curtseying*
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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