This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
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Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:51pm.
It looks like a butterfly wrap.
http://www.texeresilk.com/cms-butterfly_wrap.html
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:46pm.
yeah luscious-t well every woman between 38 and 50 wanted to fuck him and still does..but he is a class A dick and wouldnt be nice to anyone that wasnt 14 or Jessica who holds the purse strings.... so there...cover blown...of course a drama teacher would cream for him...that's his fan base...and a bunch of frustrated writers
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Well, he also writes that crap drama for drama's sake poseur-Tennessee Williams shit - which was right up her alley
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Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:51pm.
back to Dita...howd she tie that scarf???
==Not tight enough.
Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:46pm.
yeah luscious-t well every woman between 38 and 50 wanted to fuck him and still does..but he is a class A dick and wouldnt be nice to anyone that wasnt 14 or Jessica who holds the purse strings.... so there...cover blown...of course a drama teacher would cream for him...that's his fan base...and a bunch of frustrated writers
===I.DON'T.CARE. I'd still hit it. Can't guarantee I won't go the Sharon-Stone-Ice-Pick-Routine on him however
back to Dita...howd she tie that scarf???
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The war isn't working.
mad tv is funny right now
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:46pm.
Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
Sandy, I'm happy to have found my clit! The g-spot only happens for some rare women. Never found the g on my own so I don't believe I 'have' it. lol
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re: Sam Shepard
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The war isn't working.
sandbitch do you want me to help you with your computer and your problem with yahmess?
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clits tits coconut butter and buttons woot woot its Saturday night on dlisted!!!
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Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
Sandy, I'm happy to have found my clit! The g-spot only happens for some rare women. Never found the g on my own so I don't believe I 'have' it. lol
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I suggest digging around some more because when you get it, it is seriously the BEST FEELING EVER! Not every man can do it right - I suggest fucking hard and fast in missionary with your legs on his shoulders - scooch your butt down as close to him as you can.
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Fuzzywuzzy? What's not to like?
:D
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
Sandy, I'm happy to have found my clit! The g-spot only happens for some rare women. Never found the g on my own so I don't believe I 'have' it. lol
===The Jury is out on the G Spot until I meet Alan Rickman in the flesh.
yeah luscious-t well every woman between 38 and 50 wanted to fuck him and still does..but he is a class A dick and wouldnt be nice to anyone that wasnt 14 or Jessica who holds the purse strings.... so there...cover blown...of course a drama teacher would cream for him...that's his fan base...and a bunch of frustrated writers
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The war isn't working.
Beats me. Never seen it. It's not available for torrent, but found it there of all places.
loading the first three parts now.
Learned that you can only really have 3 ytube windows going at once. That was the twin peaks weekends.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
HOLY FUCK!
I love tits. And I love you, TITS!
Good parts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLcm8tUI-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnOkyLFxkBA
AR's panting just sends me right over the edge.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Ok TITS - whhich part has the hot Rickman love scene?!
I must add that I love all the comments on there dissing HG and adoring AR~
I think Rickman is one of the sexiest villains ever. I found him particlarly hot in that Robin Hood fiasco he was in w/ Costner.
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Sandy, I'm happy to have found my clit! The g-spot only happens for some rare women. Never found the g on my own so I don't believe I 'have' it. lol
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:36pm.
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Finally! First person to acknowledge my presence in, like, 3 hours or some shit. :)
omg - you *were* laughing *with* me, right?...
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Fuzzy Wuzzy, and Mrs K
big advent is on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JEv4mPr0E&feature=related
12 parts.
clearly someone REALLY liked the movie!!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
I love her. If I were famous, I would be the exact same way. I mean, she goes out knowing there are going to be paps all over her, and knows that there will be pictures of her splattered all over the internet by the next day, so why not look good for it? I greatly admire her effort.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:35pm.
hahahahahaaha
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GO STEELERS!
Oops - wrong window...
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:31pm.
Team V.,
What exactly is the response at espn.com when you start chatting about Bakelite buttons and coconut oil moisturizer?
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"oh yeah!! well the sawx r wining the series nex year dawg (sniff). An da Patroits got robed!"
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Submitted by tharuffian on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:30pm.
omgosh Mrs K theres buttons upon buttons there!
oy vey, $32 for a button! the things i learn everyday from here.
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I KNOW. My kid was a little pissed when I told him I spent his college fund on buttons.
Little fucker, he can get a job and pay his own way.
I kid.
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Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:20pm.
Sandy,
You can't be serious? G-spot? Myth! lol
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Oh Dotty, you aren't for real about that are you? Because seriously. if you haven't yet, go find that g NOW!!
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Team V.,
What exactly is the response at espn.com when you start chatting about Bakelite buttons and coconut oil moisturizer?
Time for dinner and a movie.
See you sluts later.
Much later.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
I hate computers.
omgosh Mrs K theres buttons upon buttons there!
oy vey, $32 for a button! the things i learn everyday from here.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:27pm.
Eh, I'd read about it first. As I said, I really didn't like the movie. The book's pretty good, though.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:26pm.
I do what I can to elevate the discourse (or lower - whichever is appropriate).
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:25pm.
They'll look awesome next to my POGS collection!!!!
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:22pm.
re: bakelite
Did you ever see 'Savage Grace' (about the Baekelands)?
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No, I have not. Should I add it to the, ahem, queue?
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:24pm.
Hey Team V.!
I knew once this girly thread started rolling, that you'd weigh in.
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I'm gonna have to post on espn.com again, huh?
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She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
mike,
You always have damn good input. I'm always impressed.
Submitted by tharuffian on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:19pm.
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what is a bakelight button?
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It's a button made out of Bakelite.
check it out!
http://www.ohgosh-buttons.com/bakelite1.html
Buy, sell, trade them with your friends.
Everyone's doin' it.
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Hey Team V.!
I knew once this girly thread started rolling, that you'd weigh in.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:21pm.
Oh God! I hope you like it, it features Hugh Grant as a grumpy old queen. Pretty funny. Alan shows up about an hour into it. (Just in case you're like 'WTF? Where's Alan? Was that bitch high?')
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:59pm.
Sam Shepard is an asshole at dog park..He gets pissed when you ask him to pick up his dogs shit..and was all rude..now we know why...he's a mean drunk...a has been with an ugly face lifted girlfriend... too bad she was so beautiful. He walks around Washington Square Park all moody and rude...HA HA HA u drunk... fuck off and pick up your dog shit asshole
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I love hearing that because I had a prof at drama school that was obsessed with him - and she was such a petty affected fake bitch - total stereotypical drama teacher
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:17pm.
re: bakelite
Did you ever see 'Savage Grace' (about the Baekelands)? The movie's shitty, but the book is pretty good (though it's written in a style that's gone out of fashion).
Mrs. K.,
I feel a bit sorry for her as I've made her kitchen look like my nana's (who collects owls). But it really is hilarious when I show up at her place with another ridiculous chicken and she ALWAYS accepts it which makes me fall on the floor with laughter. I'm always, every single time waiting for her to say "Take that stupid, hideous fucking thing away!". Personally I think she loves seeing how far I will go in finding her chickens.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:15pm.
BITCH! You have, OF COURSE, seen "An Awfully Big Adventure"?
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No, I have not, but I just added it to my Netflix queue and moved it straight to position # 1 with a bullet.
I love it when you call me a bitch. It's like you're the only one here who really understands me.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:18pm.
WHAT LOL! Oh bitch, I love you, ever since we first talked about Eric Bana many moons ago. Still lurv him.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Sandy,
You can't be serious? G-spot? Myth! lol
I collect dill dough recipes.
Betty crocker was a kinky ho!
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what is a bakelight button?
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:15pm.
WARNING! You're coming awfully close to the G spot WARNING!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:17pm.
I collect dragons ... preferably live ones.
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