This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:42am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:40am.
I was gonna go with "THIS IS NOT A BOATING ACCIDENT! It was a tiger! A big fuzzy one!"
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No! No! No big fuzzy tigers on the beach...It just doesn't happen that way! That's as absurd as...oh, I don't know a land shark... *knock, knock*...Yeah, TV, someone's at your door, you better get that....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by . on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:38am.
Sorry, Tiger...I called you TG and I'm not editing that out because I seriously need some zz's. lol
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Huh???? I thought it stood for Tiger Girl or some shit like that? I dunno...Whachu talkin' 'bout Dotty? ;-)
Nite,nite Dotarina...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:40am.
I was gonna go with "THIS IS NOT A BOATING ACCIDENT! It was a tiger! A big fuzzy one!"
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:36am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:34am.
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We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Was that a "Jaws" reference???? You HOT SLUT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:24am.
" Von Teese
' Von Teese
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Ha! How stoned am I, I just goddit (I fink) Shouldn't she be just a V?
Von Teese
Von Tees
Von Tee
Von Te
etc.
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"cats are pussies" -- Team Valtrex
Sorry, Tiger...I called you TG and I'm not editing that out because I seriously need some zz's. lol
Nite you crazy baters.
One of you needs to send out a search light for my g-spot. I feel like I'm missing out now.
Hosers!
((HUGS))
*Raspberries*
Hot rum shots!
Harsh but compassionate tokes.
:)
OT:.. seriously, this pic of Dita is the hottest lookin' bitch I've seen since Jackie O in her Ron Galella stalkin' prime. Talk about way back...
yeah, I was impressionable then...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Jesus Christ. Nothing ever changes does it?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:34am.
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We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
It's nice to see a fucking whore look classy for once! I wish all the fucking whores of Hollywood would try to look classy instead of the fuckpigs they really are.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:30am.
Great, now Tommygirl's gonna be waiting outside to get his vengeance. And I'll step on him.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:24am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:21am.
Oh, you eat one surfer slathered in Coppertone, now you love coconut oil?
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THAT WAS A SHARK ATTACK!!!! I placed...er...they found his remains on the BEACH...They ruled it a shark attack...Those sharks are VICIOUS...without mercy, I tell you...and LURVES Coppertone almost as much as I do...
Well, I mean, with me, for TANNING, not for basting...
Mmmmmm...Coppertone...Delicious coconutty, buttery goodness....*licking tiger chops, booking flight to Miami*....What? I want to get a tan....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey that scarf site is really cool - an to think i nearly missed it all caught up in my sexy times,
Alan Rickman, & righteous indignation!
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:22am.
*watches that one fly right over mah heed*
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TigerLils.. TV seems a little... howyousay... jealous???!
what up with that?
(TV... just HAD to quote you darling...)
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:26am.
I'm thinking that the fuzzy slippers are redundant.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TG, coconut oil rarely goes rancid. It has an amazing shelf-life.
BUT
It depends on the kind you have. Some lasts longer than others. If it still smells good and tastes good it should be FINE. I have a really sensitive sniffer and if I smell something rancid OUT IT GOES.
I have a shitload of links about coconut oil.
http://www.tropicaltraditions.com/what_is_virgin_coconut_oil.htm
That link ^above^ isn't a bad explanation. I tried their brand of extra virgin coconut oil and it's effing NASTY though. I made the mistake of investing in a big bucket of that nasty crap. It tastes so bad and it ruins the flavor of ANYTHING I put it in! Total waste of my moula and I bitched on amazon.com about them. lol I've tried quite a few brands... The brands that I absolutely love and that taste good are the brands I've already mentioned here. Hope that helps. :)
coconut oil? That is what I cooked my tuna steak in tonight. YUM!
It's really good for your metabolism, hair and skin too!
Take a 2tbs shot of it a day.
MASS ENERGY!
O/T: I would totally dress like that if it weren't for the fact that my ex-Boyfriend's Atlanta Braves T-shirt, my sister's NYU sweatpants, and my own terry cloth robe were not so comfy...What? I exchange the terry cloth robe for a chenille one when I go out in public...I'm Klassay like that....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
rubbing coconut oil on me;;; all over now..it better work you guys
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:21am.
Oh, you eat one surfer slathered in Coppertone, now you love coconut oil?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
love you all
heres raising a glass of straight well vodka and startin up the car to good ol Sam Shepard...i'm outta here..thanks for a fun saturday night you dlisted SLUTS!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
" Von Teese
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ok, annoying double post so I will edit this by mentioning the ads for that Biggie Smalls movie - it samples the Duran Duran classic "Notorious" which i find kinda odd because I bet Biggie would have called them fags or some shit
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Dotty.. ok thanks for clarifying. I was kinda scared there for a few. Seems kinda cloggy gooey for the face.. but I will take your word for it! But I do abide by the belief that if it isn't something you wouldn't eat.. don't put it on your skin. Skin absorbs nutrients like any other organ.. so beware the chemicals..
nature knows best...
now back to the g-spot?...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by patty cake on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:18am.
You're welcome! I love that site, it has so many different scarf ideas, it's wonderful.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:19am.
Oh yeah, and Ditta looks hot... and tiny. Is she really short or is that just the impression I'm getting?
' is the artist formerly known as ditto von teese.
Yeah I love how Sam Shepard acts all southern and he lives in the west village and shops at Citarella... real tragic and downright porch!
whatever... I guess I'd fuck his old ass ...into a wheelchair!!!! ha ha ha
we'll all gang bang him and force feed him Jack Daniels til we poison him into a stroke...thats southern and goth....see? I'm a playwright.
gag
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The war isn't working.
She reminds me (in a good way) of my Grandma, who would hot roller her hair and put on lipstick and pearls every morning. I like it. Rock on Dita.
Submitted by . on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:14am.
TigerLils,
Room temp is fine. I keep mine in my pantry. I do have some stocked up in my garage fridge though because that shit is expensive and so I only keep a little room temp that I need so it lasts as long as possible.
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What's the shelf life for at room temp? I hate to bug you with this shit, but I LURVES me some coconut oil. I have some that's kinda old, cuz I don't use it it the summer much... I noticed down here in the ATL, yo' ass better not be outside too long in the summer time wif that shit on your skin, SKEETERS LOVE IT! And we have da SKEETERS!
As long as yo' ass not eatin' it, do you think it matters how old that shit is if you just puttin' on your skin?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:05am.
Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:03am.
==Is that the San Diego Chargers? HOOT!!
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Yea we have a long way to go. But this is great tonight. :)
===You from SD Zomay? Where aboots? I got family in SD so I can come visit there (and I do). I got some good Pacific Beach/Garnet Avenue stories. Good times.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:16am.
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Well. At least Somebody appreciates my g spot finding tips. That was probably my most important post ever on dlisted and you girls not-in-the-know mocked me for it.
/end of righteous indignation
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Oh yeah, and Ditta looks hot... and tiny. Is she really short or is that just the impression I'm getting?
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:16am.
PB, you're thinking of the HYDROGENATED coconut oil.
NOT the pure, real, raw deal!
OMG FUZZYSLIPPERS...you are the best..thanks so much...I never know how to tie a scarf...how great!
thank you!!!!
xoxoxox
sending you an oversalted pumpkin seed and diet gingerale...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Vitamin shoppe has the best deal on coconut oil for cooking:
http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/en/browse/sku_detail.jsp?id=YR-1009
NOT stuff you want to rub on your skin/face...it's tasty but not as good as the raw deal.
That is all. I'm tuckered.
Peace.
3 things:
Sam Shephard is a one-of-a-kind dick, and for that, I love him. Brooding melancholic fuck, but I will always love him - whether he picks up his dog's shit or not. (actually I love him more now knowing that he doesn't)
I want Dita's sunglasses.
Coconut oil will destroy your face. Talk about clogged pores. Hell, if it clogs your heart.. what do you think its going to do to your face!?
ok... 4. ... (where else can you get Sam Shephard, coconut oil, g-spot finding, and Dita Von Teese scarf tying tips all on one thread?)
yeah, Dlisted is my drug of choice.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
@TITS and Sandbitch
*waves*
Yah got mail.
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TigerLils,
Room temp is fine. I keep mine in my pantry. I do have some stocked up in my garage fridge though because that shit is expensive and so I only keep a little room temp that I need so it lasts as long as possible.
Wait up, Dotty! Coconut oil question. How best to store that shit?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:03am.
==Is that the San Diego Chargers? HOOT!!
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Yea we have a long way to go. But this is great tonight. :)
Team Valtrex. :)
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just trying to help a girl out - but y'all can miss out if you prefer :P
and poor Stella didn't seem to appreciate the Rickman like she should -lol
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:59pm.
chargers won in overtime. Bye bye manning!
==Is that the San Diego Chargers? HOOT!!
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:59pm.
Damn, we shooda won it all
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV,
Look to the coconut oil. Don't hate. Appreciate!
chargers won in overtime. Bye bye manning!
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Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:57pm.
Maybe you're dyslexic and your g spot is on the back of your head or something?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:47pm.
I suggest fucking hard and fast in missionary with your legs on his shoulders - scooch your butt down as close to him as you can.
==Have you seen my butt?
lol. Thanks for the g-spot uh...tips. :))
TV, I give up. lol