This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
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sugaroo: you think this directing talent comes cheap? Mmmm? I'll do it on the sly and you won't even know what happened. Just ignore the five inch hole in the closet door and any heavy breathing coming from that direction... I sorta gotta cold. I'll show you! trying to take money from my unborn childs!!!!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:45am.
*sigh* Kids these days. Doing everything "common law" and the easy shit. Didn't you know that you're supposed to spend your salary on one day so that you'll HAVE to stay together for the first five years just to pay that crap off?
Easy come easy go, I say! No wonder it only lasted a damn day! *grumps*
but I can still tape it, right?
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I don't have a salary anymore. I spent it all on that damn fright wig.
Tape away but I get lenders' rights.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:45am.
*sigh* Kids these days. Doing everything "common law" and the easy shit. Didn't you know that you're supposed to spend your salary on one day so that you'll HAVE to stay together for the first five years just to pay that crap off?
Easy come easy go, I say! No wonder it only lasted a damn day! *grumps*
but I can still tape it, right?
OT: I just showered and I feel GREAT. What a difference a good scrub makes. Now I am going to blow my hair out, put on some mascara and lip gloss and drag my brats out to the supermarket so we can have tacos for dinner tonight.
Dita has inspired me to look nice for Mr. Hekki today.
No, we didn't get married. Didn't need to. In the blogosphere, two people who are together for more than seven posts are considered "common law" marriage, so it's the same thing.
And I left my Bonnie Bell in Pauly's shortz. You know, a little momento to remember our life together. To bad I forgot to put on the top.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
@Sugaroo: Don't forget the Bonne Belle lip gloss on a rope!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:35am.
There was a WEDDING???? Damn. Always the clueless-never-invited-to-this-kind-of-shit-because-I'm-too-cheap-to-buy-anything never the freeloading-friend-who-thinks-that-her-presence-is-enough-of-a-gift.
Can I come to the makeup fest? And video tape it? And sell it on the internet? For lots of money? And create an ESCANDALO?
I probably need to go wash my dirty ass too. But I'm being lazy, reading all these posts an' shit. This is about as much entertainment as I'm likely to get today...
Carrot where are you going? You just got here!
Leash, it's okay. I managed to get a pic of his peen before I kicked him to the curb. I'm gonna sell it on eBay to raise money to get Aqua Net for my fright wig.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Lizardbits' two cents: (which, due to inflation, aren't worth that much)
I LURVS it here. And I lurvs the off topic stuff that happens during the weekends. I don't appreciate the bitch fests, but with that many regulars, things are going to be rubbed the wrong way. I accept it and skip threads.
But more often than not things get rubbed the right way.
Hugs to all... and off to shower... a stinky Lizard is not a fun Lizard.
@Sugaroo: Sorry to hear about that. You didn't run him off completeley now, didja?
Ahh well. Bye!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
ElB, you are not the FIIIIRRRRSSSSST person to say that!
This site belongs to the Head Bully!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:34am.
On topic- I'd like to see Ditas make-up after i dick slap her with my rancid moist willy!
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I'd like to see mine after that, too~
...wait - I never typed that!
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I'm so queer for your avi, El Bastardo.
Pauly and I got divorced after I discovered he peels his toenails and likes sexy times with socks.
ElB, thanks so much for that mental pic.
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GET OUT EVERYONE!!! THIS SITE IS MIIIIIINNNEEEEE!!!
On topic- I'd like to see Ditas make-up after i dick slap her with my rancid moist willy!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:30am.
@Leash and ElB:
I never said I was a good girl. Just goooood.
And nyah, nyah, I is here to stay! I'm new! Hi!
TROLL!!! ALT!!!! TRALT!! ALTOLL!!! GET OUT!!!!!!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
How's your boy Pauly, Sugar?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:29am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:26am.
Hi! I'm new!
GET OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Are you crazy? Don't ACKNOWLEDGE it. You might make new people think we're actually nice.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
@Leash and ElB:
I never said I was a good girl. Just goooood.
And nyah, nyah, I is here to stay! I'm new! Hi!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:26am.
Hi! I'm new!
GET OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
@Sugaroo: God, I just KNEW you had some freak in you (that little good-girl thing was just an act). Love it...
Hi! I'm new!
*doink*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Leash, I forgot to add that I also wear a fright wig a la Tina Turner when I pump iron.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Ok, after reading this 1,579th comment about 'regulars hate newbies', I'm beginning to wonder if these people even attempt to join in the fun before accusing us all of hating on them.
Think about a close-knit group of friends that have been like that for awhile. They wouldn't let some random Jane on the sidewalk immediately become a part of the tight knit group because they CAN'T. There are months/years of jokes, caring, sensitivity, and support there that can't be manifested in a second.
Becoming a part of a tightly knit group may take some effort, but TRY to before you start yammering on about how no one is welcome, which is CLEARLY not the case.
I hate to use the 'j' word, but I can imagine some are feeling mighty jelly they're not a part of it, hence the bitching.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Suagroo, what did I just wander into up in this place? I ain't even had my first cuppa joe yet, YOU'RE working out in a boob toob and some poster's pissed cuz they think they've been made to feel unwelcome-? I'm sorry, I'm laughing right now...
Submitted by killmenow on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:06am.
Dont be shy! Whats your blog???? C'mon!!!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
I must have that coat and scarf. I think she looks great but cannot see how you can work out in full make up. But then again, how would I know? An unused gym membership is as close as I get.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
PSL, I was just going to reply "What?" but I felt a phrase was more polite in response to such a long post. What was it about again?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Sugaroo, lol
killmenow, you have some good points, but they are lost here. The off topic rants, and unfortunately the bickering, are not going to stop. But kudos to you for speaking up.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by killmenow on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:06am.
You lost me at "hilarity".
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by killmenow on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:06am.
After 20 on-topic posts about Dita and Pilates, it gets pretty boring.
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Wow, this is graphic.
I love this blog for its hilarity, and MK seems like a really nice guy. I have a blog but I won't give out the URL because I am not here to promote it; and that'd be just wrong. I just wanted to say that I used to find the comments hilarious here. And the more comments, and more people coming back to engage in further commenting and discussion, the more page views for MK and possible ad revenue so it's important to have an open forum where all feel welcome.
I know that on my blog I count on those things to make bits of money and I kinda wonder if MK does as well. But the comments here have gotten so off topic, and the comment arena seems so much like a private club which does not seem welcoming to newcomers, that I wonder if it has inadvertently become a disservice to MK, who would probably like to be able to continue to write this blog and generate some income. This is simply all speculation based on how blogs make money.
And I know that on my blog, the part that I totally dread, and wish I did not have to deal with, is being a sort of comment police because it's like an unsavory task and I don't like having to be an authority figure at any time, but yet I need my blog to be welcome to all and for viewership to grow so I can continue it, and get paid for it.
So, maybe if you all love MK you might want to keep that in mind. And, MK, I don't know you and I hope this commentary doesn't put you in a bad position, but the comment arena here has become a place outsiders likely would not want to venture to, so I fear you are losing page views.
So, kill me now. I'll not be back to see the fallout attack for saying any of this cuz I admittedly fear, based on observation, that it would be upsetting. But I do miss the old commenting style which was on topic and not so much an intricate web of cliques and snipes at each other. MK seems so nice. Why not support him?
I work out in a miniskirt, 10" heels, a boob tube, and Playtex rubber gloves.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Pure class! Sexy! Stylish! What? She's had MMs dick in her.......Skank!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Whenever I see postings on Ms. Dita I ask myself 'why is she famous again?' But I admire her fashion sense.
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Well, shouldn't She look like this at all times? This is her full time job/claim to d-list fame isn't it? To walk around looking like she fell off a pin up page from World War II?
"It is what it is"
That's one classy broad.
G'morning, beeshes!
Happy 2009 btw!
I'm back~ futile comments - with a touch of self importance - in abundance returning!
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Was this lunatic neighbors night? My Horror (TM) lives across the hallway, and must use Jerry Springer guests as role models.
I got to hear shit slamming, screaming, crying, wash-rinse-repeat ALL FUCKING NIGHT. It's happen so often the cops don't even want to come out anymore. Unless one of the no talent ass clowns clubs the other one, the police can't do much.
When the murder/suicide happens, the building will know because of the loud sound of SILENCE.
Grumpy....no good sleep....
Payday came and with it beer.
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did i just get my post deleted? whaaa???
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i don´t hate dita, but i do pity her. MK, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! UPDATE THIS SHIT!!!
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I think I'd go into shock if I ever saw DVT out in jeans, Nikes, and a t-shirt.
I take a stand and note, without the dresses and the inch-thick layer of makeup, there wouldn't be much to notice about her. For european standards she is not particularly attractive.
And yes, not just the face, i mean her body too. In some photos you can see when she's not in a corset she has almost no waist, no butt to speak of and really obvious plastic boobs.
Is she really wearing a dress while working out?
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I am with Dita on the never dressing down thing.I get letters on MySpace all the time asking for a vanilla photo to see what I look like in my everyday life and that is what I look like everyday..I never dress down..and it ain't ever going to happen.
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