This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
Submitted by danperducci on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:16pm.
Just remember, Vodka backwash between friends is the next best thing to taking a pilgrimage to Herrod's or eating breakfast in front of Tiffany!
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You forgot sharing the last square of toilet paper. That's what friends are for. I'd share my last square with you. I'd also like to make sweet love to your avie, which is probably why I'm intrigued by you.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Hey danperducci, can I borrow that water bottle for just a sec? It's ok. I turned old today.
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Just remember, Vodka backwash between friends is the next best thing to taking a pilgrimage to Herrod's or eating breakfast in front of Tiffany!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:14pm.
yeah, but i can understand it now. it seems like 99.9% of all noobs are boobs.
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My boobs are not new, thank you. I got them last year. *snaps bra strap*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:08pm.
Everyone stop talking to everyone immediately. STAY ON TOPIC.
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Wot?
===It's a jokey! Dita Ditto is so fucking boring that if we dropped off topic banter (like the newbies demand)...there wouldn't be anything for them to read.
Ahahahaha fanks Sug you hot sloot.
If I were a guy, I'd so be working the BEEDAY BEEJAY angle.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
She isn't worried about sweating. I would be sweating due to worrying about sweat stains.
HAPPY BARDFAY CARROT!
FUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT!
I am such a loogey. *slinks off*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:12pm.
a full toilet!
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I'll see your toilet and raise you a SHAM WOW.
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Screw that noise. I see your SHAM WOW and raise you a turlit full of POUTINE.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
So. Weren't we all newbies at some point? Man, I posted up in here for weeks before anyone would talk to me,
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yeah, but i can understand it now. it seems like 99.9% of all noobs are boobs.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
I don't know how to play poker but I'll strip...
What was the topic again?
Just kidding, that was my brunch drink talking again...
P.S. - Friends don't let friends drink domestic...
P.S.S. - I would take Dita over those troll doll Olsen twins anyday. Come on, Ashley and Mary Kate, if we wanted to have Stevie Nicks come back, we already would have searced her dumpster. The homeless gypsy look is soooo 1978...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:12pm.
a full toilet!
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I'll see your toilet and raise you a SHAM WOW.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
*passes Danny bottle of KettleOne* Here ya go, Love... Cheers. Have a Vicodin as well.
Hey danperducci, can I borrow that water bottle for just a sec? It's ok. I turned old today.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:59pm.
The hell with Twister! Let's play Strip Poker!
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kay... here's my hand:
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a full toilet!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Sweating with the Oldies gives me a boner.
YOU CAN DO IT LADIES! SHAKE IT OFF!
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:07pm.
@danperducci: I have some leftover KettleOne you could mix up with tha OJ... Unless you're a Grey Goose snob...
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Danny loves the Vodka. I don't care if it's Stoli, KetelOne or Grey Goose...
I take whatever looks good in my water bottle when I take my daily jog...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:08pm.
Everyone stop talking to everyone immediately. STAY ON TOPIC.
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Wot?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Everyone stop talking to everyone immediately. STAY ON TOPIC.
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Do you want to see the real Dita sans makeup? Check out her feet!
I guess it is true that a woman's hands and feet are like the portrait of Dorian Gray, reflecting the TRUE ravages of time and evil...
bwahahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
@danperducci: I have some leftover KettleOne you could mix up with tha OJ... Unless you're a Grey Goose snob...
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:53pm.
I'm new too! Let's have a new party. No oldies invited.
Just kidding. Let's play Twister.
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What about Dita's new collaboration with Richard Simmons and the dlisted crew?
SWEATING WITH THE OLDIES!
Take that, newbies!
I took a hiatus but I am back with a vengeance and cannot find the champagne for my orange juice. Hell with break forth like never before!!!
I love dlisted like my lost brunch drink...
Sandbitch, stop talking to us! Only newbies can talk in here! *doink*
So. Weren't we all newbies at some point? Man, I posted up in here for weeks before anyone would talk to me, and I made it. It's like a fraternity hazing only here no one does anything to you at all, which is really freaky.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Any guesses as to who may have posted that epic about the whole newbie issue? I think it's a long-time regular here...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:49pm.
Hi guys!
*putting on a 3 piece suit to go wash the car with*
Welcome whoever. LOL
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And what about wearing a tux to the swap meet?
I love it when newbies complain that everyone's ignoring *them* then another newbie will complain about shit going off topic. Then newbies will have a bitch fight and another newbie joins in. I love that.
Funny!
Sugaroo, you're new until that 'new poster' smell wears off. And there is no pine tree air freshener that replicates the special scent... :(
The hell with Twister! Let's play Strip Poker!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
This whole new/old thing really bugs me! I am not new but NO one talks to me anyways! Come on I talk to new/old people all the time. And some of the new are just reincarnates anyways!!!! Anyone complaining about newbie syndrome is full of cow crap!
Godspeed newbies.
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killmenow
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FUCKING NEWBIES
Hey! I'm new too! *notices nobody's paying attention, slinks back off into the corner*
Even though I am an East Coast guy at heart, I feel very welcome whenever I drop in on the dlisted site.
If I wanted to get a handjob every time I visit, I would be have to hang out with Kelly Rutherford's soon-to-be ex-husband!
On topic, Miss Von Teese [I know that he ilk prefers to be called 'Miss'] is my kind of Hollywood. What is the point of having stars when they all want to look like us. It was like when Divine [Or was it Totie Fields?] who lamented that ladies wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor but the day had come when Liz started looking like everyday frumpy, fat women...
I'm new too! Let's have a new party. No oldies invited.
Just kidding. Let's play Twister.
Hi! I'm still new!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Hi guys!
*putting on a 3 piece suit to go wash the car with*
Welcome whoever. LOL
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Too late luscious! DListed unwelcomed you first!
I'm joking sweetness, let's hug.
I'm quitting you unwelcoming sluts
'til MK posts some more shit.
lizardbits1, thanks chica! I mean it too. Hugs & Kisses ;)
Mrs. K was back after a week absence and none of you hoes raised the roof when she returned? Shame on you!
Honestly tho, I'm just dropping in the middle of this regulars vs. newbs debate - can't read all the hundreds of comments before and manage to finish lunch today! - please forgive if my comments make no sense, or are just ignorant.
And come back, killmenow! I think you sound like you'd have a lot to contribute.
ETA: El Bastardo I heart you!
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:03pm.
Whoa! This place is unwelcoming?
Are you new? If so...WELCOME! :o)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
killmenow,
honestly... who cares?
xoxo
**whatever**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:07pm.
sugaroo: *scampers from bathroom nekked*
My mom used to call me that!!! (((hugs!!!)))
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Little do you know, I AM your mother and I've been watching you! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
sugaroo: *scampers from bathroom nekked*
My mom used to call me that!!! (((hugs!!!)))
Buckaroo Bonzai and the Adventures of the 8th Dimension! Some brainrotting fun there if you want to see a young Lithgow in action! He plays, of course, Dr. Lizardo.
*turns on water and throws myself into it*
Sibsi! I noticed your absence, but I sorta shutted up about it. Welcome back chica.
And I mean it. Shit, Mrs. K. was gone for a week and nobody said hi to her without her pointing it out. Things happen...
Shower time! And this time I mean it!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:03pm.
Bye El Lizardo!
*runs from ElB*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
sugaroo: *siiiiigh* alright. I'll have to go and stalk some other couple on the outs... do you have that dude from Coldplay's address? Or perhaps I can get into Pitt-Jolie's house?
Anywho, off I go. Have a good day.
Whoa! This place is unwelcoming?
Okay, so no one said hi back to me after my absence. Doesn't mean people hate newbies like me - been commenting for 3 months give or take - just that, like anywhere else, takes time to form bonds with fellow human beings.
How's this bad for the blog itself? People, who fear rejection through interaction, would keep away even if the regulars offered milk and cookies and a warm hug upon logon.
Ah well... not trying to tear your post down at all, just thought I'd add my 2cents and all that. Wish you'd stay actually.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:58am.
sugaroo! Celeb breakups have at least one "make up session" before shit really hits the fan! You have to do it or be demoted to average Jane on the strip! And my kitties will starve if you don't *cue large, tear heavy eyes*
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Ain't gonna happen. Truthfully? I think Pauly scarpered because I mistook him for my Paris Hilton doll and stuck him full of pins.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
sugaroo! Celeb breakups have at least one "make up session" before shit really hits the fan! You have to do it or be demoted to average Jane on the strip! And my kitties will starve if you don't *cue large, tear heavy eyes*
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:54am.
sugaroo: you think this directing talent comes cheap? Mmmm? I'll do it on the sly and you won't even know what happened. Just ignore the five inch hole in the closet door and any heavy breathing coming from that direction... I sorta gotta cold. I'll show you! trying to take money from my unborn childs!!!!
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Ah but we're no longer together, you see, so who will you tape? I guess I culd glue my fright wig to my no-no place and perform the watusi, but I doubt you'd get much money for that.
WAIT! If we add ElB's moldy dick, we could have something!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.