This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
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Hey - Happy bday - whose is it again - carrot? Happy bday!
And a grand "allo" you you Mrs. K. My heart bursts at being on your list :)
I think maybe I'll pretned I'm Madonna or GOOPie or BritBrit and speak with a fake accent today... although i guess posting on her you guys won't really know I'm using it...?
I'm cracking myself up today people - I think I might have cabin fever or something
POO POO POO
~teehee
Happy Birthday, LCT!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by danperducci on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:37pm.
With apologies to the best film of all time - I used to look sexy when I drank, now I just look drunk.
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Nuh-uh, I'm pretty sure that is NOT a line from Shakes the Clown, the best film of all time.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
PSL! I'm baked and shredded from playing with the kitten. Time to rattle some pots and pans!
luscious_t! You're a funny fucker your damn self!
Sorry, I only have one "post of the day" per day!
On topic: Dita Von Tassle-Tits is well groomed.
GO EAGLES!!!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I used to have a full C, now they are more like oranges in pantyhose. hahahaha
@Sugaroo: Really? B cups? Well now! After 4 kids, my own are still holding up quite well, I'm happy to say. But still, a picture of them wouldn't fetch more on E-bay than the price of say...Oh, a can of Aquanet and some BonneBelle lipgloss. ; )
I used to have ScarJo-like extrordinary tits, then I had a baby...
YES, I BLAME THE FUCKING BABY DAMMIT!!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:44pm.
I know I did. Rotten of me, wasn't it?
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Rotten like a cow patty.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
OMG. Manimal is so right!
*Flashing my b-cups at Manimal*
and BTW, B CUPS RULE!!!!!!!!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:43pm.
I know I did. Rotten of me, wasn't it?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:39pm.
Or POO! *ducking*
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You said poo.
POO-SAYER!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
@ MrsK and Leash:
HOWWDDYYYYYYY!
B-cups are hot. It's the Pam Anderson howitzers that are revolting.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:35pm.
Pre-coffee rant.
@Mrs Kravitz
Mani as Dean Martin
*holds drink in one hand, fingers snapping with the other , cig in mouth and somehow still manages to sing*You're nobody 'til somebody loves you( I know I do)
You're nobody 'til somebody cares
You may be king, you may possess the world and it's gold
But gold won't bring you happiness when you're growing old
The world still is the same, you never change it
As sure as the stars shine above
You're nobody 'til somebody loves you
So find yourself somebody to love
The world still is the same, you never change it
As sure as the stars shine above
Well, you're nobody 'til somebody loves you
So find yourself somebody *Yah*
Find yourself somebody
Find yourself somebody to loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove!
Ok that last note is unrealisticly long but hey, it's my GD post!
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Good morning, Mrs. Kravitz! Or afternoon, rather.
Hi Mrs. K you walking angel!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by danperducci on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:37pm.
Thanks, LOVE CARROTTOP. With apologies to the best film of all time - I used to look sexy when I drank, now I just look drunk... But I have learned to do it with style, now...
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Looking drunk can be sexy.
Look at Clark Gable.
He may not have been drunk, but he sure looked it, and he could have bagged anything with tatas.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
@Sugaroo: I doubt you'll fetch much, if anything. B-cup.
GOOD MORNING TO ALL MY LOVIES, AND BY THAT I MEAN:
(in no particular order)
TITS
LCT
Sugaroo
Lucious T
PSL
Deb
danperducci (have we met?)
breaktheleash
sandbitch
Pauly Shore
Joanne
ocd can be good
killmenow
liverwurst
FFS, I hope I didn't leave anyone out.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:38pm.
There noobs - see? That's how it's done. Just mention mentrual cramps and you'll have comments directed at you right and left. haha
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Or POO! *ducking*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:37pm.
@Sugaroo: Hey, I'm over here with my tits hangin' out. And I'm not even in the game!
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*whips out Nikon*
HA! Now I can put that pic up on eBay along with the one of Pauly's peen!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
There noobs - see? That's how it's done. Just mention mentrual cramps and you'll have comments directed at you right and left. haha
like butter~
Thanks, LOVE CARROTTOP. With apologies to the best film of all time - I used to look sexy when I drank, now I just look drunk... But I have learned to do it with style, now...
[Adding 'Just for Men' hair coloring to shopping list...]
@Sugaroo: Hey, I'm over here with my tits hangin' out. And I'm not even in the game!
Pre-coffee rant.
Just cut it out with the newbie/regular/"wah wah nobody talks to me" crap.
Sometime you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
That's life
That's what all the people say
You're riding high in April
You're shot down in May
GET USED TO IT!!!!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:34pm.
@Sugaroo: Y'all still tryin' to play strip poker?
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What do you mean "trying"? You mean you guys stopped? Well then why the hell am I sitting here in just my drawers? Sneaky bitches!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
My booze addled advice needs clarification. It could always be worse. Ya, grey pubes are a bad sign but so is going down on someone and ending up flossing with some short grey ones...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:29pm.
luscious you're totally going to rip your anus off with gas aren't you?
Awesome.
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haha - I'll take some IBS meds - which actually have effects very similar to Xanax... so it aint all bad
except i just used "aint" - but tha's only for dramatic purposes - i never would really use it, grammar gods/godesses!!
The downside is I still have 2 bottles of Andre from NYE waiting for me but i know I shouldn't drink feeling yucky and medicated, etc :( Debbie Downer, i know --not our Deb though! lol
Deb - I'm dying for your wit. Please. hit me with more post of the day-type magic :)
@Sugaroo: Y'all still tryin' to play strip poker?
oops, I forgot, Vikes may not help THOSE kinda cramps. Poo-poo cramps. That sux.
Whose deal is it?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
And the world is pals with you dan. You hot slut.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
it's so fun being an 'unwelcoming slut.'
[raises glass of booze brunch in a toast to the birthday people of today, including my pal LOVE CARROTTOP - when i'm wasted, i am pals with the world]
@luscious_t: Here, babe... A lil' something for those cramps. *passes luscious_t a couple Vicodins*
Maybe that'll help.
Killmenow,
You have some good points. I'm not new here though only comment now and again. One thing about this sight (other than MK brilliant snark) is I like to read what some of the regulars have to say. A pleasantly, twisted fucked up group of people if there ever was. I truly enjoy you all.
"It is what it is"
luscious you're totally going to rip your anus off with gas aren't you?
Awesome.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
I have cramps - and not the sexy menstrual kind that prove I'm a woman of worth - but the yucky tummy spastic colon kind.
Maybe I ate too many BK chips while reading the fattie bashing threads yesterday. *snarky eyeroll*
But fuck you all - noobs and oldies - because I'm a hot dlisted slut and I can say fuck y'all if I wanna
OK - so I came back before a new MK post - so shoot me
shoot me with a wad in the...
oh never mind
come here Pauly - I'll return your hug since Sug's publically declared your split. I still fuckin' love Son in Law, i don't care who reads me admitting that
Thanks ocd :)
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by danperducci on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:24pm.
Grey pubes on your crotch or getting caught in your teeth...there is always a bright side...heh.
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Is there a hidden bright side in that sentence, 'cause I don't see it... unless pubes are a tasty dish for you?
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Have a great birthday, LOVE CARROTTOP.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:23pm.
I wish you a year of good grammar and proper spelling LCT.....and no trolls.
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You know what PSL, that might be the very best present a D girl could get! Thank yoU! xoxo
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Grey pubes on your crotch or getting caught in your teeth...there is always a bright side...heh.
Submitted by danperducci on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:23pm.
happy birthday to you, LOVE CARROTTOP...
the birthday bj angle in winter time is always odd because of there being so many snowballers running around :)
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You said snowballers. Hee hee.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
I wish you a year of good grammar and proper spelling LCT.....and no trolls.
Deb! How's my "real Mom" doing today?
I fell in love with you yesterday.....heehee
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
happy birthday to you, LOVE CARROTTOP...
the birthday bj angle in winter time is always odd because of there being so many snowballers running around :)
'Tis PSL. I'm checking for gray pubes right now.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Happy Sunday, hos! On topic, Dita is wearing the same outfit she wore yesterday. How gauche!
Here's my 2 cents about my feelings here at Dlisted.
I come to read and write witty stuff and have a laugh. Sometimes a thread has a serious nature, and I enjoy reading and contibuting to them too.
I talk to anyone who has something funny/worthwhile to say. I have no time for spazzes logging on just to spew shit, attack others, or just go for the "shock value".
I think most of us feel the same about it. Carry on.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:13pm.
*passes Danny bottle of KettleOne* Here ya go, Love... Cheers. Have a Vicodin as well.
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Cheers to you, breaktheleash...
Now I have something to chase my VSOP and percoset...
Now, where did I put my brunch?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
*total side-eye* I should never have told you about that. *thud*
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Yes you should have. BJ stories are meant to be shared between friends. Speaking of which, you still have to finish the story from last night.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
LCT, today is your birthday?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:16pm.
If I were a guy, I'd so be working the BEEDAY BEEJAY angle.
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*total side-eye* I should never have told you about that. *thud*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.