Jude Law Is Looking For Fish
Whenever I post pictures of Jude Law I have to comment on the fact that his Chia Pet head is not working anymore. It's just not growing. His front end follicles migrated to his titty area and set up camp there. His fronthead is probably lonely, but at least his nipples have company and that's all that matters really.
Anyway, Jude Law spent his holidays with his ex-wife and kids in Rio, because that's what celebrities do. While everyone is freezing their clits off, they are dipping theirs in margaritas where it's toasty.
Jude and his daughter also did a little snorkeling while there. Let's talk about snorkeling for a quick second. I don't get it. I'd rather just sit on the boat, booze and try to drown out the loud ass crap music they always play on high. I just don't understand why whores bust nuts from looking at some stupid ass fishes! That's what a screensaver is for! I can stare at all the colorful fishies I want without getting saltwater in my mouth. I mean, if I'm going to swallow a huge shot of a salty liquid, I want to hear a bitch scream "Oh baby bitch!" while pulling my hair. I know I'm totally alone on this, because everyone I know loves that shit and they even get all excited when they touch a fish. Bitch, I can touch all the fish I want at fucking Red Lobster!
lol @ screensaver comment
I would so totally hit it.
What was Sadie Frost thinking??
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
He is yummy. Of course his kids would have to go.
he looks good with his face covered
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Jude probably gave his children crabs sharing the water with them.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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i'd climb right on him and ride it like a racecar. HOT!
That's an ex-wife with benefits. I'm not sure it's technically "snorkeling" if only your head and legs are under water.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Follicly challenged or not, I'd still climb on top of that & say he's my daddy!
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Caught any fish Jude?
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This dude is hot,I think he is handsome and has a
smashing body!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hi Man,
Let the men be there, play whith his kids, fool around whith whoever he wanna... we have a lot of HOT babysitters...
but let me tell u something about Brazil..
We don´t drink `margaritas`... That´s something mexicanish(?)
We, brazilians, do drink CAIPIRINHA, a lot...
Lol...
as much as u drink ``6 pack`` beers, or tequila shots...
all we need is a bit of lime, sugar, cachaça and a lot of energy...
wich god has given us a lot!
So we can survive the next day!
By the way, i´m a huge fan of u and ur sense of humor!
Dunnow how to say goodbye in english in a funny way...
so, bye...
lol
MK, I am sooo with you on the ocean thing. The water tastes disgusting. Give me good clean Michigan lake water any time. And you can snorkel here without barfing up your vodka.
He needs to just buzz the rest of his hair, sort of like Jason Statham wears his. That Dave Letterman thing in the front just isn't working.
"I mean, if I'm going to swallow a huge shot of a salty liquid, I want to hear a bitch scream "Oh baby bitch!" while pulling my hair."
I frickin' love it...you're a mess! And you're not alone...I totally agree with you!
They are so happy, date and marry millionaires or celebs are wonderful. I am so lucky, I have met my Mr Right on meetwealthy. com, here are many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, also nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
MK, you can touch my fish anytime if I ain't being too subtle...What? I have a pet gold fish named "Goldie" who likes a lil' nudge now and again before I feed him his fish food...What were YOU whores thinking I meant...GASP! You thought I was talking about my no-no...WELL I WASN'T.....
shhhhh...yes I was MK...call me....;-)
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MK, my sis is resistant to the idea of snorkeling as well, but I'll tell you the same thing I told her: I bet once you get out there and do it, you won't want to get out of the water. It's not just about the fish! It's the whole underwater landscape experience. It's another world. And it's mesmerizing to just relax and let the current carry you along.
Also, you can snorkel AND booze, you know. One of the catamarans I went out on had an open bar :)
the body isn't bad, but jude has been on steady decline of ick since he fucked sienna and the nanny...
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Submitted by Datura on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:23pm.
You should rent Gattaca or The Talented Mr. Ripley. He was the prettiest thing in movies about ten years ago.
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that's funny because Ripley is the one that really had me puzzled as to why people thought he was hot. but I've never gone for pretty boys a la Leo et al so maybe that's the prob
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If Jude was looking for fish all he had to do was call Sienna.
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I love to snorkel. Mikey, you don't know what you are missing.
The booze cruise just doesn't do it for me. I did it once and some stupid slut barfed all over me. I beat her sorry ass and all the other drunks came after me. I was barely saved by my buddy, the gay pirate!! No more booze cruises for me!!
"Bitch, I can touch all the fish I want at fucking Red Lobster!"
Holy shit, I'm about ready to bust a nut. And I don't even have nuts.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I find nothing redeeming about these photos. Absofuckinlutely nothing.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:48pm.
I've never gotten the Jude Law thing but with his face all covered up like that, he actually looks a little hot to me
...but I'm a gal that totes digs chest hair on a man.
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You should rent Gattaca or The Talented Mr. Ripley. He was the prettiest thing in movies about ten years ago.
I was really surprised by the whole Sienna/nanny thing. He never seemed entirely straight to me.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Someone might have posted this already, but his hair looks like Phil Collins. I can feel it comin' in the air tonight, oh Lord.
Their kids look really happy that Mummy and Daddy aren't killing each other. That's nice.
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Aw, Jude still looks cute.
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Anyone who sleeps with Sienna Miller is a peckerhead. And why do men who are losing their hair try to compensate by growing a beard?
Note to men: YOU ARE NOT FOOLING US! THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD NOTICE IS IF YOU GREW YOUR PUBES!
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I used to think he was hot, for maybe five minutes a few years ago.
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oh baby bitch!! bahahahaha
Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:09pm.
i guarantee he's got a bushy mound downstairs... in the back.
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thanks a lot - now I'm picturing that :\
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I don't know what it is, but a lot of British guys seem to age really badly.
Jude should be looking for hair plugs, not fish.
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The things you own, eventually own you.
I wonder how much crack ho piss would sell for on Ebay?
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Okay, he's starting to look like Bill Murray back in the day.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:01pm.
I think he found Amy's piss!
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Do you think he'll sell it on eBay?
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i'm not about to complain about a bent over jude law with a hot body. hair or no hair. i guarantee he's got a bushy mound downstairs in the front and in the back.
Funny, Jude Law is wearing the outfit Paris Hiltons GYN wears.
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Submitted by what a slut on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:51pm.
OMG! for a minute i totally thought that child was his girlfriend
LOL!
Nah, just wait for his vacation pics from Thailand to surface.
Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:01pm.
I think he found Amy's piss!
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that's great! :D
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In the big pic, that lock of hair in the middle looks like a beaver's tail hanging down. Or a gorilla's dick.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I think he found Amy's piss!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Is his ex wife the assless wonder in thumbnail #14? On first inspection they may look like the perfect couple but now I understand. No hair + no ass = a union made of fail.
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I thought he had that with Sienna? bwahahhaha ba dum bump!
This makes me think of the thread I was reading where they talked about some fat lady in the ER having a fish in her rolls. Was it a goldfish or like a trout?!
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Are there sucker fish in Rio?
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His thirties have not been kind to Jude. He peaked in his late 20's, and it has been all downhill from there.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I'm with you MK. I'd rather just have my drinkies. I'd jump in and swim every now and then, but not with all that plastic shit strapped to my face.
i like need to stop flying high