Lily Allen Got Herself A Sugar Peeeeeeepaw!
Lily Allen has done a good thing. She went out and caught herself a big bag of money! Sure, Lily has her own cash, but a wise woman named Lil' Kim once told me: "Why spend mine when I can spend yours." That's the truth in eight little words and a period.
23-year-old Lily has been frolicking all over St. Barts with one Jay Jopling. He's worth kagillions! 45-year-old Jay has put together a £100million fortune from selling pictures. Jay recently quit his wife of 11 years back in September. He started boinking Lily's pad a few weeks ago.
Some nosy ho told The Sun, "It’s early days in their relationship, but Lily has been telling pals how happy she is. She is thrilled with her new man, but some of her friends have urged caution because of the huge age difference. They don’t want to see her get hurt.”
Eff the age difference. His millions of dollars instantly turns him into a 6'2" 20-something with a big dick and abs that could scrub my dirty mouth clean. Although, at first Lily's new piece sort of looked like Taylor Hicks. And nobody wants his soul in their hole. No. But then I reminded myself that the dude has cash coming out of his ass and that's when he turned into a horny Adonis.
Here's Lily in St. Barts looking like Nell trying to make ends meet by working as a homeless gay hustler. I bet you Jay is into that shit. It's always the rich ones. He totally makes Lily say "chicka-chicka-chicka-bee" while she's blowing him.
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:27pm.
Jelly shoes are back, as are pointy flats. I'm seeing more and more big hair.
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fuck the rest but I'll say this: I LOVE m some pointy flats! Screw heels and sore feet~
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Jelly shoes? Oh God. I has jelly pumps, and I thought I was The Shit. First chick in my 9th grade class to have Jellies.
Jelly shoes are back, as are pointy flats. I'm seeing more and more big hair.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Good for her!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I was in denial too.
I was in denial.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
God, I can hardly remember the 80s, really. Oh... Well, I had a kid in '85. But that's about it.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:16pm.
@Sugaroo: Hell yeah! I'll take that Aqua Net. And some Bonne Belle lipgloss too, if ya got some.
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Only if it's on a rope I can wear around my neck!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
good for her!!!!!!!!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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@Sugaroo: Hell yeah! I'll take that Aqua Net. And some Bonne Belle lipgloss too, if ya got some.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:06pm.
I hope those damned Day-Glo colours aren't coming back. That whole Madonna look, and now Katie Holmes and her whacked-out late 80s/early 90s denim pants and shorts. I don't want to re-visit that scene again.
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I got a can of Aqua Net with your name on it! I hate to admit it but I still have a gasket bracelet I kept from a boy in my class. Ugh, why did I admit that?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I hope she is familiar with the concept of "REBOUND FUCK". If she isn't yet, she will be soon.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:06pm.
How come everyone and their dog is in St. Bart's and I'm stuck in the snowy Northeast? That shit ain't right.
Do you have a card that says you're a rich asshole?
Yeah, me neither.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That foo has got some big ass feet.
I like her cuz she's pure freak. And she's especially funny when she's drunk.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:02pm.
I like her bra.
Hardly noticeable.
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I hope those damned Day-Glo colours aren't coming back. That whole Madonna look, and now Katie Holmes and her whacked-out late 80s/early 90s denim pants and shorts. I don't want to re-visit that scene again.
She's slowly becoming Sienna Miller, but I still like her for some reason.
I like her bra.
How come everyone and their dog is in St. Bart's and I'm stuck in the snowy Northeast? That shit ain't right.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Eww! How rich can he be if he actually has dirt on the bottom of his yacht shoes! They should be disposable, heck Lily should be carrying him piggyback!
**Jett Travolta, a new star in heaven**
An already-rich golddigger; did she go to the Beyonce Knowles school of Miss Thangery and get an A in Star Jones's "Ugly Bitches CAN Snag a Man!" class?
I want a sugar pepaw, too. Aint no shame in that. As MM said in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man" - or something like that.
but ultimately, i like them older - and i have a good relationship with my Dad, so none of that Oedipal shit or whatevs~
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Hey kdracofan! Happy 2009 to you to!
I am ambivelant about Lily Allen. My question is do you have to show a card saying you're a rich asshole before they'll admit you to St. Barts? Sheesh!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ah Lily- go for it. Get some good jewelry.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Another girl who cant hold the attention of someone her own age goes golddigging. How sad and pathetic.
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what up deb!
Happy new year hun
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