Lily Allen Got Herself A Sugar Peeeeeeepaw!
Lily Allen has done a good thing. She went out and caught herself a big bag of money! Sure, Lily has her own cash, but a wise woman named Lil' Kim once told me: "Why spend mine when I can spend yours." That's the truth in eight little words and a period.
23-year-old Lily has been frolicking all over St. Barts with one Jay Jopling. He's worth kagillions! 45-year-old Jay has put together a £100million fortune from selling pictures. Jay recently quit his wife of 11 years back in September. He started boinking Lily's pad a few weeks ago.
Some nosy ho told The Sun, "It’s early days in their relationship, but Lily has been telling pals how happy she is. She is thrilled with her new man, but some of her friends have urged caution because of the huge age difference. They don’t want to see her get hurt.”
Eff the age difference. His millions of dollars instantly turns him into a 6'2" 20-something with a big dick and abs that could scrub my dirty mouth clean. Although, at first Lily's new piece sort of looked like Taylor Hicks. And nobody wants his soul in their hole. No. But then I reminded myself that the dude has cash coming out of his ass and that's when he turned into a horny Adonis.
Here's Lily in St. Barts looking like Nell trying to make ends meet by working as a homeless gay hustler. I bet you Jay is into that shit. It's always the rich ones. He totally makes Lily say "chicka-chicka-chicka-bee" while she's blowing him.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:01pm.
OMG! It's a MIRACLE you got through that!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:04pm.
You little, precocious devil, you!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I still have my Docs - boots and shoes. I KNOW they will be back someday, I just KNOW it...
hopefulhopefulhopeful
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This one simultaneously bores and annoys me - is that possible?
I need a sugar daddy too *sigh*
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:00pm.
I always think of the Beatles song from Abbey Road, "The Two of Us".
"You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead".
And here we are, freezing our asses off in Chicago!
Paradoxical bunny, are you downtown or in the 'burbs? We're in Villa Park.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:02pm.
Will she now "retire" a la Pia Zadora? Let's hope so.
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PIA ZADORA?!?!?!!?
Can you say "talent up the wazoo?"
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:59pm.
You're a damn prodigy then!
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I also steal the cars of old memaws and take them for joyrides.
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Will she now "retire" a la Pia Zadora? Let's hope so.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:53pm.
Doc Martens are some HEAVY shoes....I remember when I bought mine, I swung my foot up to tie one, and broke a piece of the shelf off. Haha....
It was a workout, just walking down the block in those things! I'd wear them and my Frye motorcycle boots, (which I still have and wear), back when I worked in a restaurant on two floors. I was skinny then!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:58pm.
Many people wouldn't DREAM of taking themselves out of their comfort zone.
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I went to Mexico by myself for two weeks in December 2007..
Talk about being out of my comfort zone...poor me, 2 weeks on a quite serene Mexican beach surrounded by Canadians and their RVs
It was hell I tell ya, HELL!!!!!!!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Finger-banging? Who said finger-banging? Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Deb... ahhhhhhhhh... now that transported me right there too! That sounds like a blast. How cool you and he are still together and share those memories. (It's a far cry from our frozen-ass Chi-town neck o'the woods though, ain't it?)
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
It's more of an age-appropriate thing for ME, I guess... I know a lot of women my age who can wear those, and they wear them well, but I just don't look right in them... Its hard for me to find anything below the waist that fits right (and doesn't make me look like a 12 yr-old OR a potted plant) at my height.
Off Topic, I think? Why have you given up talking about finger banging MK ? I miss all that naughty no no hole bits and pieces stuff step up the naughty, lolololol
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:57pm.
Excuse me, but I happen to BE a 12 year old hoodrat! *side-eye*
You're a damn prodigy then!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:48pm.
But don't you feel brave and happy that you handled that? You're a better person for it. Yes it can be very scary to be in a strange place on your own, but good for you for doing it. Many people wouldn't DREAM of taking themselves out of their comfort zone.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:44pm.
@Paris: I SO wish I could get away with those skinny jeans but they just don't look good on me. I'm not fat, it's just that I have short lean legs, and I'm afraid I'd look like like a 12 yr-old hoodrat. And at 41, that look ain't cool.
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Excuse me, but I happen to BE a 12 year old hoodrat! *side-eye*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Fug times 2.
I'm all about those big, long, wide shouldered jackets ala Grace Jones. Wish THOSE would come back. Man I loved me some 80's...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
I can't decide if I like her yet. I don't hate her and she is less annoying than the other starlets her age. I still love the pic of her with her gray ugg boots on:)
OMG...all the broads in my town with tight jeans and uggs and their damn patchwork Coach bags. I think that is all they have in their closets! If I had their money I'd be dressing to the NINES, and not in high school kid shit! Goofy women!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Doc Martens are some HEAVY shoes....I remember when I bought mine, I swung my foot up to tie one, and broke a piece of the shelf off. Haha....
I think I still have them somewhere in my closet.....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
As much as everyone else hates lily allen i still love her. I dont know what it is.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:42pm.
How does Starr Jones-Reynolds-Jones fit into that equation?
I know she's the exception.
About 15-16 years ago, my hub, (who was just my lusted after friend), managed restaurants in Nevis. It is a tiny island, with St. Kitts it's the Eastern Caribbean States. Anyway, I went to visit him there in 94 for a week. There were "beautiful people" who stayed at the Four Seasons there. But mostly we hung with locals. It was the most amazing week. We rented an apartment over a gallery. We had no pool or usuable beach right there. But we walked up and down the beaches, stopping for a swim or a Carib at the next beach bar.
The place was wild. We traveled on the hub-to-be's scooter. The roads were scary, but fun, with goats and donkeys and chickens to dodge.
Sorry for waxing rhapsodic. But it was much more fun than being on the "compounds" in Jamaica for our honeymoon. Not saying that wasn't great.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Luscious: Doc Martens = what I used to call "my lesbian solidarity boots". Mine weighed almost as much as me.
Deb I totally agree. (except when you are alone, and not ONE person speaks your language and you are out in the middle of nowhere - or up in the mountains as my case was ... then all of a sudden that is a pretty isolated feeling... been there a few times, and it can make your heart race when it becomes impossible to communicate... and when you are late to catch a train to a plane and need important information!) Happened to me several times, and what's worse is you KNOW those fucks can speak some English, but just WON'T. It's ok, I love to botch their (gorgeous) language to get back at them. Man I love France, but they sure got some assholes there.
sorry.. was that not on topic? LOL
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Good for her! I can't hate on her for some reason. I like her because she doesn't give a fuck.
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breaktheleash, if you are lean, then you probably would look great in them. Are the Olsen Twins tall? Is Nicole Richie? they all look adorable in skinny jeans. If your build is more like Hayden Pantiliners, then I would suggest skipping them. She looks squat when she wears them. I use her as an example, because she is lean, but shaped differently then NR.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
aww, early ninties fashions!
long black broomstick skirts, huge goth crosses, black turtle necks and gold vests down to the knees, all worn with combat boots.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I hate these women who try to dress like like their 20-something daughters; in MY 'hood, it's an epidemic. Bitches lose they minds when they turn 40 round here. I try to avoid 'em, in case that shit's catching.
Deb, "the boulevard is not that bad......."
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
@Paris: I SO wish I could get away with those skinny jeans but they just don't look good on me. I'm not fat, it's just that I have short lean legs, and I'm afraid I'd look like like a 12 yr-old hoodrat. And at 41, that look ain't cool.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:34pm.
I know PSL said it, but it makes me think of the Elton John song, "Hold me closer, tiny hooker"...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The only people I know who go to St. Barts are rich and thin and stylish. Not celebs, but the celebs needs SOMEONE to see them and feel superior to. It's no fun if EVERYONE is a celeb. They need gawkers, too.
Sexy peepaw , he looks a little like Tim Robbins. I would definitely hit it twice.
Only if it's on a rope I can wear around my neck!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Lil' Kim lyrics are music-sampling cognitive therapy.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:32pm.
I never understood the idea of leaving the country on vacay to hang out with people from home. I'm into immersing myself in a different place and culture. Not spending the day with assholes like myself!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:30pm.
I preffer 80s to 90s fashion anyday,
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Aw, that makes me sad. I adore 90s fashion and can't wait for a woman in her 30s wearing a babydoll to be fashionale again. Babydoll dresses were SO flattering for my shape - and you could dress them up or down.
and I hated jellies then and I hate them now...however, when Doc Martens* get their second coming, I'll be all about that. :)
*shoes, not boots
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
breaktheleash:
a tiny hooker! HAHAHAHHAHA
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:27pm.
Jelly shoes are back, as are pointy flats. I'm seeing more and more big hair.
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Next thing we know, bitches will be using lighters on their eyeliner to get the raccoon look.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I hear you girls about the trends.....I swore I would never buy skinny jeans, and then after 4 seasons of them not going anywhere, I caved. Now, I got a gorgeous pair of riding boots for Xmas, and I found myself buying * deep breath* Leggings. I have to say, they look so cute with my new hot black boots!
I however, will never, EVER, EVER wear day-glo colors again. At 14, there was my excuse. There are none for an adult.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
@Deb: you know, I probably did. I wobble in anything over 2 1/2 inches. I so jealous of girls who can wear those 4" heels. I have the legs, but NOT the height. I look like a tiny hooker in anything higher than 3".
Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:29pm.
They're adorable, but provide no support for your arch.
I don't mind padded shoulders, because mine are big. 80's fashions and hairdos WERE fun, even if they're a bit embarrasing now.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Stick Stickly on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:09pm.
That foo has got some big ass feet.
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:09pm.
...she's pure freak.
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and those two back-to-back posts prolly sum up why she's with him! lol
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Lily has the *strangest* taste in men. Jesus. She looks like she's pashing her dad. yuk.
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Hey Deb... yes, you DO have to show a card that says you are rich to get on St. Barts! I remember when I was on St. Thomas nearby, and our driver told us that ONLY stars have property there. (Some people's money is better than others?) Now I would like to see that screening process in action. Stars are even more enamored with each other than we (allegedly) are with them. They LOVE to hang together.... and yeah, apparently they all got the memo on St. Barts.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:29pm.
Jelly heels? Did you wobble in them? Google "jelly shoes" and enjoy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
How do jelly pumps work? They must reinforce the heels somehow?
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I like her bra and yes, 80s fashion has been making a comeback since 2002. I preffer 80s to 90s fashion anyday, i think it was really fun for the most part.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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