Lily Allen Got Herself A Sugar Peeeeeeepaw!
Lily Allen has done a good thing. She went out and caught herself a big bag of money! Sure, Lily has her own cash, but a wise woman named Lil' Kim once told me: "Why spend mine when I can spend yours." That's the truth in eight little words and a period.
23-year-old Lily has been frolicking all over St. Barts with one Jay Jopling. He's worth kagillions! 45-year-old Jay has put together a £100million fortune from selling pictures. Jay recently quit his wife of 11 years back in September. He started boinking Lily's pad a few weeks ago.
Some nosy ho told The Sun, "It’s early days in their relationship, but Lily has been telling pals how happy she is. She is thrilled with her new man, but some of her friends have urged caution because of the huge age difference. They don’t want to see her get hurt.”
Eff the age difference. His millions of dollars instantly turns him into a 6'2" 20-something with a big dick and abs that could scrub my dirty mouth clean. Although, at first Lily's new piece sort of looked like Taylor Hicks. And nobody wants his soul in their hole. No. But then I reminded myself that the dude has cash coming out of his ass and that's when he turned into a horny Adonis.
Here's Lily in St. Barts looking like Nell trying to make ends meet by working as a homeless gay hustler. I bet you Jay is into that shit. It's always the rich ones. He totally makes Lily say "chicka-chicka-chicka-bee" while she's blowing him.
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Although, at first Lily's new piece sort of looked like Taylor Hicks. And nobody wants his soul in their hole. No. But then I reminded myself that the dude has cash coming out of his ass and that's when he turned into a horny Adonis.
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haha...he does look like Hicks. I have to admit though, for one second I forgot who Hicks was
Lordy! What does a dude as wealthy as Gramps see in Lily Allen?!
OK, I saw a snippet of Lily's new video today and she was fat, but last week I saw a pic of her and she was thin.
She needs to stick to one side of the figure lane.
Thick or stick!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She's a smart little goblin. Her saliva on his $200,000 dick probably never has a chance to dry.
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 7:44am.
Another celebrity fuck-up exhibiting daddy didn't want me syndrome. Yawn.
Agreed. Her dad is all kinds of revolting so this makes perfect sense.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Another celebrity fuck-up exhibiting daddy didn't want me syndrome. Yawn.
A disturbing view. Not only could he calculative be her dad easily, but also and especially by the looks ot them.
That Lily. Such a smart little girlie!
I luvs her!
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Looks hot to me, minus the gray hairy man!
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I am all for that and have been living off Lil Kim's advice since I was a teenager.Welcome to the club Lily!He could get better looking snatch with that kind of money though so I am a tad disappointed in him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Right now I'd trade my oldie in for one who was worth 100 mil. But that's just because he's making me watch 'Maurice' and getting pissed when I try to Mystery Science Theatre it. I do not think 45 qualifies as a peepaw, though. Isn't 40 the new 20?
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
I don't approve of any of it (other than the 55' sailing boat and crew).
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Wow, this is graphic.
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:40pm.
A hundred million for an all access pass to lily's love rug. Dude was robbed. My cousin hit that last week for half a PBJ sammich and a bag of marbles...
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Yeah, well, hate to tell ya, but it was your cousin that was robbed, cuz that was me in a brown wig and a bottle of Jack in my paw. I enjoyed those marbles, but that PBJ is sitting in my stomach like a bunch of....DOH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A hundred million for an all access pass to lily's love rug. Dude was robbed. My cousin hit that last week for half a PBJ sammich and a bag of marbles...
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
it's just a matter of time before lily fucks this cash cow situation up...
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You can enjoy this.I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men ... www.SugarMommyMatch.com ... where cougars and young men seeking love! That's cool!
You would think a rich peepaw would have a knockout on board not a pigwoman. He looks alittle like the peepaw that Liz Hurley slutted up with.
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Bye! Good
I was this close to getting me one of these Sucre Daddy types on New Year's Eve. Bitch looked like a brokedown Marlon Brando. Wasn't interested, but he literally begged for a dance. I eventually obliged, out of pity.
Later, he told me he was laid off for "three weeks" from his job and didn't know how he was gonna make rent, groceries AND car payment at once, then thought I was gonna go home with him!
I'm no Golddiggah, but suddenly I got drier than the Sahara Desert, told him my ass was on "PAID VACAY" and turned my back to him.
I felt dirty and cold. Had to go home and scrub down "Crying Game" style. Get Yourn Lily!
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
She only wants one thing, HIS WALLET.
This explains why I had to deliver an ART BOOK to Lily's cruddy little flat in Kilburn, London.
(she wasn't in BTW, there is a god!)
Golddiggaz of the world unite! I never see Lily Allen with any dudes her own age...why is that? Maybe because she's such a hot mess no dude wants to touch her either though, huh?
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poor me, 2 weeks on a quite serene Mexican beach surrounded by Canadians and their RVs
It was hell I tell ya, HELL!!!!!!!
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Next year we're all coming to seattle.
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:57pm.
Good evening, Mrs. K...
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Evening, doll face.
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Good evening, Mrs. K...
Mrs K.,
"Mamdatory"....I missed you bunny!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:41pm.
Um, boobie pics are ok though?
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they are mandatory! Wait no...they are MAMDATORY!!!
HAHAHAHA
I crack me up.
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Mrs K./PSL,
Either way babies! I am like the postman, as long as the message entrusted to me gets through!!!
Mrs K.,
Um, boobie pics are ok though?
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mrsk, done.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
GET IT GURRRRRRRRL
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:30pm.
MrsK, i can send it straight to Slutty. If you still want me to send Clarisse your info, I will so so.
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OK send it to both. Clarisse knows I have a girl crush on her
*giggling*
But if I start getting a lot of emails telling me how to increase the size of my penis I am going to be very very angry!!!!
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:10pm.
Good for you for not letting that cabbie rip you off!
Evanston as a cool town, but yeah. WTF ARE we doing here?
One of my scariest "on my own" adventures happened in Pennsylvania! This was close to 20 years ago. I lived in Philly and visited friends near Pittsburgh for Thanksgiving on Amtrak.
Well the day I was leaving one of my friends drove me to Johnstown to catch the train back to Philly.
Well, hungover as hell I waited on the platform for the train that was way late and began chatting with an equally hungover guy who was heading back to Jersey City after his visit.
They finally announced that the train would be delayed because somebody jumped in front of it in Pittsburgh. So Jersey City guy and I decide to go to the nearby diner and get breakfast.
Well, the ONLY train going east got there earlier than they had announced and i was stuck in Johnstown. The guy suggested going back to his mom's house and trying the train tomorrow. His mom arrives to pick us up in her bathrobe, chainsmoking Salems. I'm serious, I never saw her without a cig. We pull up a long drive, where I see a trailer with a gorgeous shirtless guy stepping out of. I see guys dressed in hunters' orange, (doe season In PA starts the Monday after Thanksgiving.)
We get up to the house, get out of the car, and there are dear carcasses hanging and bleeding in the garage. Anyway, the whole thing was quite surreal, but nobody got hurt, and I was on the train the next day. The family and I exchanged Christmas cards for a few years. But I was as out of my element as I could have been.
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MrsK, i can send it straight to Slutty. If you still want me to send Clarisse your info, I will so so.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:23pm.
MrsK, I have Clarisse's MS....you want me to give her your email?
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Yes, please.
Clarisse, PSL will give you my email address and you can give it to Slutty if she wants to send me a message.
But no crank emails, like, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" or "Is your refrigerator running?"
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@Sugaroo: Ah. O.k. then.
Leash - meh. No trolls. Just 2 hoodrats breaking each other's balls.
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MrsK, I have Clarisse's MS....you want me to give her your email?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Mrs K.,
NO!!! She wanted to make sure you got her msg regarding your recent loss. Oh crap...I will let her know that you can't get into the forum!
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Clarisse--My forum account is currently inactive and I have not bothered to do anything about it.
Is Slutty mad at me? I'll bet she's mad at me.
Oh dear, what did I do NOW?!?!?!?!
Do you have anyone's email address here?
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ooooh, are we talkin' Wunderlust??
I habla ze Wunderlust for Canada.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:02pm.
Will she now "retire" a la Pia Zadora? Let's hope so.
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PIA ZADORA?!?!?!!?
Can you say "talent up the wazoo?"
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@Paradoxical bunny: The best boots and to-die-for fuck-me heels I've ever had were made in Spain (sister sent them over). Those spanish shoemakers. Mmm-mm.
Mrs. K - that sounds like a blast was had by ALL! Ain't traveling alone grand? I love the ultimate freedom of it.
Sugaroo.. thanks for the heads up!
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:10pm.
@Sugaroo: I think there's some shit fixin' to go down in the Lindsay thread. I think saw some nasty exchanges...
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:10pm.
That is why traveling is so good for you.. it truly expands your character and world in so many ways.
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Plus the shopping in Italy and France is AWESOME!!!!! I got these boots in Rome, TO DIE FOR, thank you very much.
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Mrs Kravitz!
Bunny! Did you get my post a few days ago to check your PM's. Sluty sent you a message.
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:10pm.
@Sugaroo: I think there's some shit fixin' to go down in the Lindsay thread. I think saw some nasty exchanges...
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Deb.. I was in the city for years.. then in the far North Shore area, now back in Evanston where I am from. What are we DOING here!?! That Nevis story fucked with me bad! LOL
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:09pm.
OMG! It's a MIRACLE you got through that!
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And the parties at the RVs? Don't ask. I mean they had Saskatchewanian accents, I could hardly understand them!
I toughed it out though.
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@Sugaroo: I think there's some shit fixin' to go down in the Lindsay thread. I think saw some nasty exchanges...
Deb... yeah.. it DID make me feel better. It truly was something to have made it out of there. It happened in both France AND Italy. I have some cool stories about those experiences - being alone in a strange country ... off the beaten path... (WAY off)... and in areas where I didn't speak their language and they didn't speak mine - and I had to get myself out of some pretty intense situations. And in one of those, I got ROYALLY ripped off by a cab driver who held all my luggage hostage, after he drove me up a mountain in Courchevel, France. He charged me QUADRUPLE what it should have cost, and I had to ARGUE with him in a language I couldn't speak!!! I finally got my luggage and my ass out of that cab, AND won the argument - and paid him 1/4 of the fare... and no tip. The dude totally thought I was a young blonde American bimbo... and I had to re-arrange his thinking. So yeah, it felt good to survive those situations! That is why traveling is so good for you.. it truly expands your character and world in so many ways.
oh yeah, and Lilly... um.. don't care for her one bit. there! on topic at last!
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09