The Lezzies Are Fighting
Here we go again. Somebody put the hose on these two gayelles. Or throw a coke dust-covered dildo in the corner to keep HoHan busy for a while. I swear. HoHan and SamRo are always fighting.. Everywhere. They should be finger jacking each other. Not fighting.
Page Six has been tracking HoHan and SamRo's war battles in Miami. The first battle took place at Set in Miami with both of their families around? If White Oprah was in their presence, they should have join forces and attacked that whore instead of each other.
The real epic battle happened on New Year's Eve at Mansion where they shared hosting duties. A witness said they started screaming out each other and the fight quickly moved to the back alley. Okay, this is what I like to hear. The source said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
Gross?! The source doesn't know true glamour when they see it. That sounds fucking hot. I always try to do all my fighting in back alleys with sandwich-eating bums serving as my audience. Add a song by Vanity 6 as the soundtrack and that shit right there would have been the most glamorous event of 2009.
When the two angry lezzies got back to their hotel at around 11am, they started bitch fighting! Several whores said they could hear the two trashing their room and that's when they took the fight to the hallways. One source said, "They were punching each other - it was bad. And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary."
Again, who are these sources? Scary?! That is far from scary. That is entertainment right there. Obviously, none of these witnesses own a camera phone. I would've been telling those two fightin' dykes to smile and say "dental dam" for my camera while they were kicking each other in the bagina bone.
The source said at one point HoHan dropped to her knees and shouted "Why are you doing this to me?" SamRo responded, "I don't know you."
HAHAHAHAH! "I don't know you" is the best line ever! That shit always works when you want to exude hardcore emotion. Just make sure your bottom lip is quivering and one tear is coming down your cheek just as you're about to say "know you." I think I've said that at least a million times. The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.
I bet you HoHan and SamRo were fighting over something really stupid. HoHan probably wanted to top just once and SamRo wasn't going to share the strap-on.
Above is video from New Year's Eve at Mansion of the two having words. The worst part of the clip is that SamRo is playing "Woomanizah." This means that the song is back in my brain area for at least 48-hours. I just finished exorcising that shit out of my head by listening to The Facts of Life theme song over and over again. "Woomanizah" is back for more torture.
And here's some pictures of HoHan looking a lot cheerier while vising a friend's house yesterday. Her vagina must be pleased because she's smiling!
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:30pm.
I'm going to make a movie. And the whole point of the movie is for the viewers to find the bum eating the sandwich in every scene. I smell oscar!
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Oscar Mayer.....b-o-l-o-g-n-a?
Sugaroo, right? that was my favorite line!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
You forgot the part where BloHan screamed, "When I storm out, you're supposed to follow me!"
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I will be surprised if they last 6 months more,Linds needs the peen.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm going to make a movie. And the whole point of the movie is for the viewers to find the bum eating the sandwich in every scene. I smell oscar!
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This SAMRO chik gets 25k a night to play "WOMANIZAH"?! That's it...I'm getting back into the dj game.
Submitted by Leandra on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:18pm.
Who knows? Supposedly, it's better to have more small fights instead of bottling it up 'til you both blow and risk saying things you can't take back.
I can be a bit of a "bottler".
I really wish Hohan could get it together. The odds are against her, knowing who raised her. She needs to get away from the clubs and that scene, and back to work.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I read on another site, of another fight where Lilo said to SamRo, "when i storm out, you are supposed to come after me!!"
hahaha
drama!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 4:50pm.
How can people just drag out a fight for hours? The hub and I have a fight, we take a time-out, then talk it our rationally the next day.
I don't know how anyone can sustain anger for that long.
I'm always really impressed by people who are able to take a time-out and talk rationally through stuff later.
My husband and I yell at each other for ten minutes (usually while flailing our arms around for that extra cool kids fighting over toys -look))then decide we're sick of yelling and five minutes later we've forgotten about the whole thing. I have a sneaking suspicion nothing gets solved this way...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:14pm.
Heh. I'd give the edge to SamRo too. Those stringy ones can be tough!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 4:50pm.
OK, here's my list of Hohan's addictions:
5) booze
4) dick
3) coke
2) drama
1) ATTENTION
It obviously runs in the family.
Haha. So true. In a beatdown i'm going to go with Samro. She is what she is. Hohan is trying to be something she isn't really.
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Someway, somehow, these two whores need to get into an ECW ring and just go hardcore on each other!!!!!
You can tell I have been watching a lot of wrestling lately!
But wouldn't it be great to see saMAN beatdown Lilo with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I think that Woomanizah is what pi$$ed them off!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
It's sandwich time! I'm not talking about the bum's sandwich, I'm talking about getting in between those two and making a big old 'lezzie/hetero man/lezzie' sandwich.
Did Lindsay get mad because SamRo played Womanizah and Lindsay thought that was SamRo's indirect way of telling her she wanted to try out a little Brunette Buffet instead of the Ginger Crab Salad she's been stuck with lately?
I'll tell you what Lindsay's problem is she is craving the dick and SaMan knows this. She is trying to hold on for dear life to a lesbian imposter. She should ask Ellen about Anne Heche.
Lindsay is an experimentor who's dick addicted. Dildos and strap-ons can never take the place of a warm juicy dick. NEVER
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when will these dickwads dry up already
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I feel sad when lesbians fight.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
The title, the video, the quivering lip thingy, the story...all fabulous. But Woominizah fucking topped it all off for me! BRAVO!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Forget The Facts of Life Theme. A friend put this old tv commercial in my head yesterday. Apologies in advance-
I'm really glad they made the Children's Aid Societyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
again
I'm really glad they made the children's aid societeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lather. repeat.
The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.
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SLACKS? MK used the word SLACKS? That's so uber gay. hee
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
I just watched "Mean Girls" last night. Sad how fresh-faced & absolutely beautiful Blohan looked. & in the extras, Tina Fey, the director, & several others extolled her talents. Not anymore.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
It looked, in that vid, like she was saying:
Someone stole my fucking drugs, man! Did you grab them? Look! I looked all through here and they're not fucking here!
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Love the depiction of the alley! and "Nasty Girl" playing in
da club nearby would be key!
Was the bum having a tuna melt??.....hehehehe
OK, here's my list of Hohan's addictions:
5) booze
4) dick
3) coke
2) drama
1) ATTENTION
It obviously runs in the family.
How can people just drag out a fight for hours? The hub and I have a fight, we take a time-out, then talk it our rationally the next day.
I don't know how anyone can sustain anger for that long.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
SO FUCKING SURPRISING!
They're playing Womanizer. Go fucking figure! UGH!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
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i couldn't really hear the gayelles. all i heard was 'i don't know you' and womanizah busting in the background.
WHAT KIND of sammich was the bum eating???
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Disappointing video. Would've been so much better if they had showed some (pubic) hair pulling or something...
Haha, I love the mention of the bum in the alley. That's a nice touch.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.