The Lezzies Are Fighting
Here we go again. Somebody put the hose on these two gayelles. Or throw a coke dust-covered dildo in the corner to keep HoHan busy for a while. I swear. HoHan and SamRo are always fighting.. Everywhere. They should be finger jacking each other. Not fighting.
Page Six has been tracking HoHan and SamRo's war battles in Miami. The first battle took place at Set in Miami with both of their families around? If White Oprah was in their presence, they should have join forces and attacked that whore instead of each other.
The real epic battle happened on New Year's Eve at Mansion where they shared hosting duties. A witness said they started screaming out each other and the fight quickly moved to the back alley. Okay, this is what I like to hear. The source said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
Gross?! The source doesn't know true glamour when they see it. That sounds fucking hot. I always try to do all my fighting in back alleys with sandwich-eating bums serving as my audience. Add a song by Vanity 6 as the soundtrack and that shit right there would have been the most glamorous event of 2009.
When the two angry lezzies got back to their hotel at around 11am, they started bitch fighting! Several whores said they could hear the two trashing their room and that's when they took the fight to the hallways. One source said, "They were punching each other - it was bad. And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary."
Again, who are these sources? Scary?! That is far from scary. That is entertainment right there. Obviously, none of these witnesses own a camera phone. I would've been telling those two fightin' dykes to smile and say "dental dam" for my camera while they were kicking each other in the bagina bone.
The source said at one point HoHan dropped to her knees and shouted "Why are you doing this to me?" SamRo responded, "I don't know you."
HAHAHAHAH! "I don't know you" is the best line ever! That shit always works when you want to exude hardcore emotion. Just make sure your bottom lip is quivering and one tear is coming down your cheek just as you're about to say "know you." I think I've said that at least a million times. The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.
I bet you HoHan and SamRo were fighting over something really stupid. HoHan probably wanted to top just once and SamRo wasn't going to share the strap-on.
Above is video from New Year's Eve at Mansion of the two having words. The worst part of the clip is that SamRo is playing "Woomanizah." This means that the song is back in my brain area for at least 48-hours. I just finished exorcising that shit out of my head by listening to The Facts of Life theme song over and over again. "Woomanizah" is back for more torture.
And here's some pictures of HoHan looking a lot cheerier while vising a friend's house yesterday. Her vagina must be pleased because she's smiling!
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Candy,
I ask you educate yourself on keeping your ignorant trap shut or taking it to pigezhilton.com where most people wont find offense to it. Dlisted is a great fucking site but every now and then comes a fucking troll and to spew caca out all cavities...really turns me off the comment section.
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LezLo and SamRo are such obnoxious fakes. SamRo raised her fee from $1200 to $25000 because LezLo always accompanies her and SamRo believes that folks should pay extra for both of them. Thus, they have to attract lot$ of attention.
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Hells yeah - Saturday night culture fight! Fuck, I wouldn't have twisted my panties about losing 20 cable channels if i knew this would be waiting for me :)
...backs away slowly so as not to get involved in this discussion...
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"Above is video from New Year's Eve at Mansion of the two having words. The worst part of the clip is that SamRo is playing "Woomanizah." This means that the song is back in my brain area for at least 48-hours. I just finished exorcising that shit out of my head by listening to The Facts of Life theme song over and over again. "Woomanizah" is back for more torture."
And THIS is why I love My Michael K.
My brain is struggling now with the injected Womanizah and The Facts of Life theme. They do NOT go good together. I just hope The Facts of Life theme wins because I at least then I can remember the joy of my girl crush on Jo.
Lindsay's problem is this: daddy didn't give a fuck and was away shagging who knows who for most of her childhood; mommy didn't give a fuck as she was more interested in herself or, failing that working out, getting to where she wanted to be in life vicariously through her daughter. Neither one of the fuckers ever gave a shit about their ginger-haired little madam. So little madam found herself another little lad(y) - along with a nasty old drug and alcohol habit along the way - to be her surrogate mammy and pappy. The little lad(y) was pleased as punch as she was clearly batting way above her average (punching above her weight for you US folks). Unfortunately though little ginge is far too insecure from the rejection she felt by her parents so has to constantly test the boundaries to see whether little lad(y) really does love her. She does this by throwing a fit, acting up, being a pain in the arse at any slight issue. Just to see if she pushes little lad(y) enough she just might leave her. And on it will go until she does, trust.
No tubereuse, she can't. She has even said it in interviews.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Can't Lohan be by herself? She was smart enough to dump the parasite father, now SamRo should go.
It's a no-brainer.
Redpoint be quiet those issues are the blatant ingnorance of instructions and the speaking of spanish in front of me while I'm giving instructions if you are offended by what people from your culture did, people you don't know that's your problem, but it WAS a cultural thing and it happens alot. Educate yourself. I fucking mean that
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I'm sweet I'm polite I know how to talk to people. I have experience with attitudes and I can handle it but these 3 yesterday....All I can say is that I don't get up at 3 in the morning five days a week for tea and scones. Thank you hekki fo saying that because I just got pissed all over again as you can tell from my previous response.
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Submitted by Candy on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:45pm.
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You couldn't make that fucking statement without using some blatant generalization about Hispanics and "culture"? That says volumes about why you have those kinds of issues at work..
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Deb: Mr. Hekki and I are like that, too. We've raised our voices, but we usually come to a detente pretty quickly and don't drag it out. We try to model good conflict resolution for our kids now, although we have always been that way
I think we both saw our mothers be totally irrational and screamy and so we make sure our kids have a nice peaceful stable home without the parents raging at each other.
Candy: I'd be scareda you, too! Caribbean women intimidate the shit out of me. You wouldn't have a problem with me, because I'd be SO nice to you. I worked with a Jamaican woman who was sweet as honey and funny, too, but I would never cross her. I saw someone who did once. Not pretty.
What the fuck I mean by that? You want to know what the fuck I mean by that? It means that I am the assistant supervisor and I polietly gave instructions to new hires and they ignored me, talked right in front of me in Spanish a language I don't speak fluently and refused to do what I asked four fucking times which almost cost the company 4 grand. REFUSED! You think they'd do that to the white man that hired them? Thats what the fuck I mean by that.
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Submitted by Candy on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:34pm.
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A culture thing? What does that mean? Im Hispanic and i really dont understand what the fuck you mean by that..
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
yes Hekki. Unfortunately a lot of Moms today are still doing that "buy them a whole bunch of crap they don't out of guilt" shit.
Fathers too. They are not blameless.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
That wasn't a bum, it was Joaquin Phoenix.
I was just talking about this with my friend. She said the kids in her office don't think they need to work for or wait for promotions or raises. They roll their eyes at everything, text during meetings, will never admit if they made mistakes and threaten to quit over every disagreement and have no respect for people with seniority and experience. They say "whatever" a lot, too. I asked her why they were hiring such little snotnoses and she said if they don't the competition will snatch them up. My friend is only 37 and she said she is obsolete already.
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Sounds liek my office. I had to put some bitches in their place yesterday and remind them who has senority but in my case it's not just the age factor it's the culture. I'm Jamaican and they are Hispanic. They tried me big time. I don't know wtf got in their head yesterday but let me just say they heard my Jamaican black ass loud and clear for the whole day yesterday and today
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And another thing about 80s kids is that lots of moms were working and felt guilty about it, so they were compensated with monetary stuff and leniency. My SIL was raised by a revolving door of nannies. Ignored but spoiled rotten, if that makes sense.
My mom worked, but she didn't have that guilt and she was strict as hell anyway.
Blohan is a hot mess and seems extremely high maintainance.
Shit, now I've got "Womanizer" stuck in my head -- Mommmeeeeeee!
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I figured HoHan was getting high again on a regular basis, cause she's skinny again. The bizarro behaviour just confirms it.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:21pm.
Hekki, I agree. It's like the cart is before the horse. IF you pay them more, MAYBE they'll work harder.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:19pm.
I'm glad my club days were many years ago, when I did coke and drunk driving laws were less stringent.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Sugaroo, she was born in the 80's. A LOT of people born then seem to have that problem. Just an observation."
I was just talking about this with my friend. She said the kids in her office don't think they need to work for or wait for promotions or raises. They roll their eyes at everything, text during meetings, will never admit if they made mistakes and threaten to quit over every disagreement and have no respect for people with seniority and experience. They say "whatever" a lot, too. I asked her why they were hiring such little snotnoses and she said if they don't the competition will snatch them up. My friend is only 37 and she said she is obsolete already.
Oh, and my SIL was born in 80. She is the most shallow, self-absorbed entitled little bitch ever. The rest of the family buys her size Small, even though she is bigger than me and I'm usually a Medium. The last time she got something with a Medium on the tag, she cried and ran out of the room. But everyone enables it, so...
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:41pm.
I agree. Maybe people are shouting because the music's so goddamn loud, you can't hear your self think.
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Good times!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
80's kids are different. They grew up real fast. Plus there are no boundries for them. JMO
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Seriously who follows these two crusties around and why?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:41pm.
I agree. Maybe people are shouting because the music's so goddamn loud, you can't hear your self think.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:54pm.
An interesting post, although I really don't know anything about the topic so I have little to nothing to add!
Can we just add that cocaine exacerbated the effect that you describe though?
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PSL, fucking A. I wouldn't sign Sam without a guarantee of a shouting match. I'd make her sign a contract reading that she'll withhold the meth until Lindsay starts screaming.
Aphid, for 25K a night, it had better be!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
This relationship is as funny and slapstick as fucking Laurel and Hardy.
See? Proof gays really *are* like straights.
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I thought a Lindsay/Sam fight was part of the DJ package??
That was a very boring youtube, but I am starting to think $25,000 a night isn't much money when you have to listen to womanizah at high volume for it. I feel sorry for samro.
The guy in the white shirt and hat is Nik Richie, blogger from thedirty.com
He wrote about what allegedly went down on his site:
http://thedirty.com/?p=86512#FEATURE-MOST-COMMENTED
"I don't know you" is a song or should be. :>
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Ziggy, I think it has to do with the turnaround of "discipline" in the 80's. My parents certainly weren't abusers, but we got smacked every once in while (my sister more than me, because she was a backtalker). In the 80's it became all about the child's self-esteem and no one set limits with these kids. I think some parents of today see that, and are trying find a healthy balance between smacking the crap out of your kid/emotionally beating down, and ass-kissing, as discipline.
Just my opnion.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:42pm.
Children raised in the 80s have the worst entitlement issues.
I trace it back to their parents' ALLEGED cocaine habit. I know that my parents were off their heads most days.
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Damn, they need to keep their harpy voices down.
I can hardly hear Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer over their shrieking.
And SamHo, any capable DJ would have shook their tits at the crowd at the fill before the chorus. Have you never seen the video?
Brit will always best SamHo, and her accomplice, La Lohan.
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That song is fightenizer.
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I can understand their fighting, listening to "womanizer" could make anyone pissed off.
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Ugh, it's fight, reconcile, have great make up sex cause you're all juiced from fighting. Crazy fuckers but that's all Lohan knows.
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Sugaroo, she was born in the 80's. A LOT of people born then seem to have that problem. Just an observation.
*apologies to the cool/nice people born in the 80's*
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
And why the hairy old hell do these so-called "explosive" videos that outlets like TMZ have always suck? You can't see or hear anything yet there supposed to "prove" that so and so did or said that.
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PSL, this stinky swamp monster will never grow up as long as people like SamRo indulge her childish bullshit. Where in fuckety fuck did she get such a sense of entitlement?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Whatever. It's like when my sister and her ex used to have their stupid drama. I just wanted to say "You're both being jerks" and walk away. Luckily I can do that in this situation.
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