The Lezzies Are Fighting
Here we go again. Somebody put the hose on these two gayelles. Or throw a coke dust-covered dildo in the corner to keep HoHan busy for a while. I swear. HoHan and SamRo are always fighting.. Everywhere. They should be finger jacking each other. Not fighting.
Page Six has been tracking HoHan and SamRo's war battles in Miami. The first battle took place at Set in Miami with both of their families around? If White Oprah was in their presence, they should have join forces and attacked that whore instead of each other.
The real epic battle happened on New Year's Eve at Mansion where they shared hosting duties. A witness said they started screaming out each other and the fight quickly moved to the back alley. Okay, this is what I like to hear. The source said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
Gross?! The source doesn't know true glamour when they see it. That sounds fucking hot. I always try to do all my fighting in back alleys with sandwich-eating bums serving as my audience. Add a song by Vanity 6 as the soundtrack and that shit right there would have been the most glamorous event of 2009.
When the two angry lezzies got back to their hotel at around 11am, they started bitch fighting! Several whores said they could hear the two trashing their room and that's when they took the fight to the hallways. One source said, "They were punching each other - it was bad. And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary."
Again, who are these sources? Scary?! That is far from scary. That is entertainment right there. Obviously, none of these witnesses own a camera phone. I would've been telling those two fightin' dykes to smile and say "dental dam" for my camera while they were kicking each other in the bagina bone.
The source said at one point HoHan dropped to her knees and shouted "Why are you doing this to me?" SamRo responded, "I don't know you."
HAHAHAHAH! "I don't know you" is the best line ever! That shit always works when you want to exude hardcore emotion. Just make sure your bottom lip is quivering and one tear is coming down your cheek just as you're about to say "know you." I think I've said that at least a million times. The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.
I bet you HoHan and SamRo were fighting over something really stupid. HoHan probably wanted to top just once and SamRo wasn't going to share the strap-on.
Above is video from New Year's Eve at Mansion of the two having words. The worst part of the clip is that SamRo is playing "Woomanizah." This means that the song is back in my brain area for at least 48-hours. I just finished exorcising that shit out of my head by listening to The Facts of Life theme song over and over again. "Woomanizah" is back for more torture.
And here's some pictures of HoHan looking a lot cheerier while vising a friend's house yesterday. Her vagina must be pleased because she's smiling!
ShareThis
Lindsay Lohan looks like the type that would be verbally abusive in a relationship. Plus most recovering drug addicts are angry drunks . I think Sam Ro should dump Lindsay Lohan and just date a attractive lesbian. Why butchy dykes like chasing over straight girls is beyond me.
did someone say Dojo?
heehee
***********************************************
Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Clarisse, it rhymes with... ummm... shbedroom?
*giggidy! Pauly called me "Darling"!!*
You would never get out of the...uh...Dojo?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...my name is Bobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Uq2Mdowss&feature=related
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:46pm.
THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of Seinfeld, that's why I like James Haven. He talks about himself in the third person like Jimmy. JIMMY'S DOWN!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I wish they was an actual fist fight in the video above, except I can't even hear what she's saying and all I see is her stupid blonde hair being flipped around for emphasis. As for the gross alley fight, why doesn't anyone carry a camera phone to record that shit!? That IS entertainment! That is stuff that DREAMS are made of, come on now! At least they can both be famous for their tragic relationship.
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Clarisse my darling! Ninjas may be overrated, but if I had their moves I'd never get out of the you-know-where.
Pauly,
Ninja's are over-rated sweetie!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...my name is Bobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Uq2Mdowss&feature=related
forget about her spandex her hair and skin colour is just vile
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:43pm.
You've obviously never had your nails done in a Korean salon, then!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ruby: You late.
Elaine: I know I know. I didn't have change for the bus and they don't give change in this city. So they threw me off the bus
Ruby: "That's a shame". You'll have to wait for Lotus now.
Elaine: How long do you think this will take. I have a millllioooon things to do.
Ruby: "Mustn't keep the princess waiting. Princess in a big hurry." "No change for bus" "Poor princess."
Elaine: What?, uh?
Ruby: Nothing, won't be long.
Lotus: "Princess wants a manicure."
Sunny: "Oh lucky me."
Lotus: "Oh, you got the princess."
Elaine: What is so funny?
Ruby: …tell knock-knock joke.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Mrs. K! Only in my dreams! They're the ones with all the experience. Do you really think they'd waste their pelvic thrusting on me? I'm not even a ninja!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:30pm.
There's a big chance the old Chinese ladies on the subway were making fun of me today. I couldn't understand them, but the pointing sort of gave it away. That's just mean.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You've obviously never had your nails done in a Korean salon, then!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:37pm.
I meant the Chinese ladies were thrusting their pelvises at YOU!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
angel, I've tried the death ray thing. For some reason it just makes people laugh and say, "Oh, Pauly" then hand me another beer.
LiLo only went to rehab to get some privacy for sexy times.
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:30pm.
There's a big chance the old Chinese ladies on the subway were making fun of me today.
**************************************
I hate it when they do that.
Shoot death rays with your eyes right at them.
That shuts them up!
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Mrs. Kravitz, you're making me blush. I was sitting beside what could very well have been a male model. No amount of pelvic thrusting could have hid that, unless I pelvic thrusted into his face.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:30pm.
There's a big chance the old Chinese ladies on the subway were making fun of me today. I couldn't understand them, but the pointing sort of gave it away. That's just mean.
~~~
Oh I am pretty sure they were pointing at you and saying "He's a hunka hunka burnin' love."
Did the pelvic thrusts not give it away?
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
I fought over a slice of cake once. My slice of cake was bigger than my Sister's [supposedly] and so my little sis stomped and pouted and I finally gave her my piece and my mom cut me a new slice...and guess what? That new piece was bigger too. This is why I'm so over cake. Except for cheesecake. Mmm.
There's a big chance the old Chinese ladies on the subway were making fun of me today. I couldn't understand them, but the pointing sort of gave it away. That's just mean.
Submitted by D.R. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:01pm.
I feel sad when lesbians fight.
***********************************
Not me. It makes me feel sexy;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by . on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:23pm.
Of course they are, and if they aren't talking about other people and making fun of them it sure seems that way to the ones who don't speak the language
Epic fights like that are fueled by one of two things: drugs or alcohol. SamRo is supposedly a recovering alcoholic which we know is a lie. And BloHan, well.............
Rehab my giant ass.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Aphid, I've had those 'other language' situations and you know damned well they are making fun of the people who can't understand them. That kind of boorah crap used to chap my hide but now I just chuckle because I realize it must suck to be in a culture you don't understand. Grunting and farting are my hub's only genuine way of communication. When he tries to use English he completely baffles me.
Thank you, iHeart! :)))
I work in a very multi-cultural place, I also speak Spanish but almost never do because there is always someone around who doesn't.....I hate when the Chinese women I work with have these long, loud conversations in front of me. I keep hoping to teach by example but it doesn't work.
Lindsay seems like a giant needy bitch. It's funny to see her trying to have a normal life when she's completely fucked in the head.
I wonder if she'll ever meet her half-sister.
--------------------------------------
"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
MK you crack up my life!
"Just make sure your bottom lip is quivering and one tear is coming down your cheek just as you're about to say "know you." I think I've said that at least a million times. The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks."
lol the dry cleaners
~************************************************~
"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by You Knew Who on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:52pm.
Okay that whole post was fuckin hilarious!
But oh so true! One thing for my sis, who is the ultimate neat freak: She never let go of her BayBreeze and didn't spill a drop on her teal coloured lyrca gown. She was such a Dynasty inspired bitch.
Submitted by Candy on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:02pm.
I read your post, your employees WERE being wise asses and rude.
----------------------------------
I'm about to head to bed but I want to apologize to all you Dlisters except one. I didn't mean to jack the thread and turn it into a back and forth argument but I had to speak my peace.
Aphid that was the point I was trying to make but this person thinks I'm trying to be racist or prejudiced. I said cultural because it happens to me everyday here in Miami and IT IS RUDE.
Goodnight.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Submitted by You Knew Who on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:52pm.
Okay that whole post was fuckin hilarious!
Aphid, I read through the grapevine about your good news! Congrats honey! XoXo
Lory~clitmatized LMFAO
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
*staying out of the Hispanic debate - although I must say speaking another language, regardless of which, in front of your co-workers who don't IS rude and bugs the shit outta me*
Lindsay reminds me SO much of my crackhead next-door-neighbor. They even look alike. Ugh.
iHeartHaters,
Just keeping everything clear! After the last week on this crazy site, I'm totally gunshy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The things you own, eventually own you.
Oh the Drama. Really, why can't these two fucktards get beamed up by a UFO?
I do like that Lou Bega lookin sandwich eating guy trying to be all casual and making like he aint hearing shit.
Once, my sister and I went to a wedding reception> The brides father had recently divorced his wife and come out of the closet in a big way. His ex mother in law was passing out all kinds of remarks and gossip about her ex son in law. My sister tried so hard to hear that shit and kept leaning back in her chair. Eventually she tipped the chair over and landed on her ass. She should have tried that sandwich eating routine! It's a lot more dignified
*Peeks around door* Is it safe to come in here now?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:28pm.
I was gonna say Linds is dickmatized but that couldn't be right. Maybe strap-onmatized?
------------------------
I think "Clitmatized" would be more PC.
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
LOL I gotcha Clarisse:) I know how things can be misconstrued in text though!
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I was gonna say Linds is dickmatized but that couldn't be right. Maybe strap-onmatized?
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
can we talk about her and those damn black spandex tights?
AGH! if i have to look at one more picture of her in those fucking things.....
Mike / Iheart!!
OY! By "your shit" I mean "your" the person in relationship, not "your" as in Mike / Iheart!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The things you own, eventually own you.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:18pm.
I just do not understand people that stay in relationships that are drama 24/7.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If I've told you once I've told you a million times--BECAUSE THE ROCKS IN HIS HEAD FILL THE HOLES IN HERS (replace pronouns to fit the specific situation)
Some peeps LOVE the dram, can't live without the drama, live for the drama.
Sometimes the drama is the only thing that makes them feel alive.
Been there done that.
Ugh.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
awww suki suki now!
can't we all just get along?
***********************************************
"Hasta la bye bye!"
Mike / Iheart,
Those are EXACTALLY the type of people that go from relationship to relationship.
Spend some time alone! Get your shit together. LORDY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The things you own, eventually own you.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:18pm.
I just do not understand people that stay in relationships that are drama 24/7.
No shit, but there are a lot of people like that. And a lot of those people are the types who can't stay single for more than a week.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:18pm.
I just do not understand people that stay in relationships that are drama 24/7.
~~~~~~~~~
WERD. That shit makes me nervous.
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I just do not understand people that stay in relationships that are drama 24/7.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The things you own, eventually own you.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:47pm.
Good for you and Mr. Hekki! It's not easy, I'm sure.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I somehow doubt Lindsay is ever going to have what most sane people would consider a healthy relationship.
Don't feel too bad for her, though, as that's more common than you'd think.
Troll, bitch stfu you've been here for how long? Troll? In all the time I've been here I've never went at a poster like I'm doing to you now. You got a stick up your ass because you know your people can be rude motherfuckers Accept it bitch and move on. I am.
BTW don't school me about this site and what I can and can't post unless you have some kind of gossip site internet teaching degree. You don't fucking own this bitch. Go suck on Linday's pussy juiced dildo. That's troll enough for you???
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Submitted by Freak Speely on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:01pm.
This relationship is as funny and slapstick as fucking Laurel and Hardy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DO NOT insult Stan and Ollie like that!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no