The Lezzies Are Fighting
Here we go again. Somebody put the hose on these two gayelles. Or throw a coke dust-covered dildo in the corner to keep HoHan busy for a while. I swear. HoHan and SamRo are always fighting.. Everywhere. They should be finger jacking each other. Not fighting.
Page Six has been tracking HoHan and SamRo's war battles in Miami. The first battle took place at Set in Miami with both of their families around? If White Oprah was in their presence, they should have join forces and attacked that whore instead of each other.
The real epic battle happened on New Year's Eve at Mansion where they shared hosting duties. A witness said they started screaming out each other and the fight quickly moved to the back alley. Okay, this is what I like to hear. The source said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
Gross?! The source doesn't know true glamour when they see it. That sounds fucking hot. I always try to do all my fighting in back alleys with sandwich-eating bums serving as my audience. Add a song by Vanity 6 as the soundtrack and that shit right there would have been the most glamorous event of 2009.
When the two angry lezzies got back to their hotel at around 11am, they started bitch fighting! Several whores said they could hear the two trashing their room and that's when they took the fight to the hallways. One source said, "They were punching each other - it was bad. And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary."
Again, who are these sources? Scary?! That is far from scary. That is entertainment right there. Obviously, none of these witnesses own a camera phone. I would've been telling those two fightin' dykes to smile and say "dental dam" for my camera while they were kicking each other in the bagina bone.
The source said at one point HoHan dropped to her knees and shouted "Why are you doing this to me?" SamRo responded, "I don't know you."
HAHAHAHAH! "I don't know you" is the best line ever! That shit always works when you want to exude hardcore emotion. Just make sure your bottom lip is quivering and one tear is coming down your cheek just as you're about to say "know you." I think I've said that at least a million times. The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.
I bet you HoHan and SamRo were fighting over something really stupid. HoHan probably wanted to top just once and SamRo wasn't going to share the strap-on.
Above is video from New Year's Eve at Mansion of the two having words. The worst part of the clip is that SamRo is playing "Woomanizah." This means that the song is back in my brain area for at least 48-hours. I just finished exorcising that shit out of my head by listening to The Facts of Life theme song over and over again. "Woomanizah" is back for more torture.
And here's some pictures of HoHan looking a lot cheerier while vising a friend's house yesterday. Her vagina must be pleased because she's smiling!
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was that a fight in the video? it didnt seem horrible to me...the club was loud so they were yelling...what do they have to fight about anyway?? which one of them did the last of the drugs? lindsay is looking more & more coked out lately.
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Shit. That aint no fight. As a person who was raised by the gays and whos best friends are nothing but queeeeer, I know from personal fucking experience. Drama comes with the lezzie territory! I mean, I was worried when my sister and her girlfriend DIDNT have their weekly blowout (lol) It usually involved them getting drunk and my sisters girlfriend saying meanie mean things to my sister. Then time for the beatdown!! Theyd throw punches, break things. One would lock herself in the bathroom and then theyd be back to clit bumping in no time flat. You cant have lezzies without the drama. Tommy Girl cant go without his big boy shoes,Brit Brit will always have cheetos, and Lilly Allen will always be a dayshift hooker. You just cant stop the sun from rising!
Believe me, fighting will not only happen, but these hos need it!
Cant tell by the vid that they're fighting but, assuming they are, it shows a level of maturity.
They're both being paid a pretty good amount of money to perform. They are at work no less than I will be at work tomorrow morning. That's not the time to bicker and fight.
Awww, it looks like Cousin It is having a pseudo-fight with an anorexic Pugsley. Fugsley! Happy News!!
"I don't know you". Isn't that what Lindsay used to say every morning to the random dudes she woke up with back in the day?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
SamRo responded, "I don't know you."
Check out the irony. "I don't know you" sad the assfaced freak who is a nobody herself and wouldn't exist, if she wasn't Hohan's running gag.
LMAO!
I bet there was much pussy-licking and clit-nibbling when these 2 made up - dykes are always fighting, just so they can "make up"...just like queens. Only queens are MUCH more dramatic.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
The chances of this relationship lasting much longer is just about zero. Lezby friends maybe.
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Honestly, in the video you cannot tell if they are just talking or arguing. Either way I don't care.
Regardless, Blohan is a coke whore.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:58pm.
G'day bitches. Anyone died suspiciously lately?
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That video was such a letdown. I had hoped to see Lindsay claw Sam's eye out and Sam rip off her extensions. At least give me a drink thrown! Sheesh.
After watching the video, I can tell you Blohan is taking blow hits off a bullet when she comes back.
It's obvious. Look at how she slouches over with her arms close to her face.
Fucking whore needs to be exterminated.
Who can even tell what is going on in that tape? If no one told me they were fighting I would just think they were yelling over the "noise" to be heard. Noise being Britney's yowling.
must be that time of the month for lilo and samro...they probably haven't been up close to each other's twats in a couple of days and now they're cranky...
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G'day bitches. Anyone died suspiciously lately?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:42pm.
ok, nothing yet.
They are talking girly stuff in the overrated stripper thread!
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'"I don't know you" is the best line ever! That shit always works when you want to exude hardcore emotion. Just make sure your bottom lip is quivering and one tear is coming down your cheek just as you're about to say "know you." I think I've said that at least a million times. The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.'
Now that is David Sedaris-worthy.
i heard linsday has a leggings line... is this true?
Mrs K.,
The msg fro Slutty may not have made it through the pipeline yet.....You gave me the message to/from Slutty, soooooz, I want to make sure you chickies connect.
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...my name is Bobby.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:24pm.
Mrs K.,
I do not want to be too "Hogans Heros" but...did your message get through?
Message? What message> From me? To me?
Why am I always confused?
BTW, new car...cool.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Just looked up Coriolanus, now I'm pissin myself =))
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ok all, I am off to see "Gran Torino"....
have a great night...
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
angel_i,
Just follow the fucking "freezing rain"!!! Sorry...New car...Ohio...freezing rain...YEAHHHHH!
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...my name is Bobby.
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Mrs K.,
I do not want to be too "Hogans Heros" but...did your message get through?
"I know nuffing! Nuffing!"
*wink wink poke poke*
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...my name is Bobby.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
angel_i,
Oh sanity! This place has been insane lately!!! Period. For the record...I heard Night Ranger and David Bowie back to back! How can you not LOVE that?!?!!??
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Waddyamean? Like, on the radio...?
Where do you live...? Just outta curiosity...
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Pauly!
I do not want to put a spot on your record, but this shit is enough. Period.
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...my name is Bobby.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
wham bam thank you ma'am
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
By menses Clarisse, that news is just FANTASTIC!
angel_i,
Oh sanity! This place has been insane lately!!! Period. For the record...I heard Night Ranger and David Bowie back to back! How can you not LOVE that?!?!!??
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...my name is Bobby.
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What, am I hugging myself over here? What is this? Come on ladies, I want to hold you all close!
This isn't mere lesbian drama; this is "Coriolanus" of the clitoris.
Meh, lezzies fight. It's what they do...PUSSY FIGHT!
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@Clarisse:
You have the bestest rants. Thanks for that:)
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RANT coming! (but fuck...the shit that has gotten by lately, so what!)
Bought a new car today...My salesman told me that my new car came with a 1rs worth of free Sirius radio. I was driving away ( out of the parking space ) and thought, who the fuck needs Sirius radio? Let's turn that stupid shit....OH! I love THAT song!!!!
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...my name is Bobby.
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@PSL:
I totally get it tho. Dojo are filled with sexay Dojo men! And they wanna beat on you! But they don't wanna hurt you...they just wanna teach you...and everybody's all sweaty and it smells all musky up in there...
Anyway, that's why I can't go there. I'm like a cat in heat, right now - I wouldn't be able to control myself. It would be embarrassing ;/
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Group hug time! Don't mind my smell, I'm getting dirty for Clarisse.
angel, ya think? hahahah
I'd be there right now, if a class was going on!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Pauly,
*sigggggggggggggggh*
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...my name is Bobby.
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@PSL: on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 9:09pm.
did someone say Dojo?
heehee
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LOL! Obsessed much?
Altho - you could pick way worse things to obsess over so...well..., Bravo! =)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
@Pauly:
It's true. I would prolly shmoosh you if you tried to death ray me, ya lil cutie;p
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haha sandbitch,
great idea, wino and lindsay...oh my fucking god...the snortation of drugs. ha!
pffft typos. deal.
of course linds loves dramatic relationships, she's a tabloid whore/actor/singer/upskirt shot/whatever gets attention.
I reckon that Lindsay has ridden her friendship with Samro a little too long. Does she expect Samro to be celibate for the camraz while Lilo is in BFF Limbo? I mean, bitch is getting warm moist knickers thrown at her all...
Dudes think Lindsay is gayelle. Chicks think she's a bitch. Samro is horny and Lindsay is hetro clingy.
Lindsay should bud-on to Wino. That would be some fun in the pool.
Lindsay and Samantha both look like they stink like cigs, suntan oil, Nair and Raid.
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I'll talk dirty Clarisse.
Mud puddle.
Smelly underwear.
Crusty dishes.
Shower-free for 5 days.
ms.c1,
This particular straight girl pulls Samro 25 grand a night. Money talks.
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...my name is Bobby.
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Pauly,
I am just trying to make you talk dirty! =)
PSL,
I even checked online to make sure that I spelled Dojo right for you!!!
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...my name is Bobby.
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<"The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.">
HA! Hope it was followed by a dramatic turn on your heels, and exit.