"Me Crack Rocks Ah Fallin' Aaht Of Me Fanny!"
The Crackie of Camden is still on holiday in St. Lucia. Yes, she's on vacation. Pap smacking, crack smoking and ice pop sucking can get really exhausting! I also think she'll be there a while. I'm not sure, but I believe that the UK might have closed their borders to her.
It looks like while Wino is bestowing her natural beauty on St. Lucia, she is also managing to get gross with some dude. I'd bet all my laundry money that the dude is her local rock seller. Look at how she's hanging on him. He's either got a 9" always-erect peen or he's packing crack. Just look at the first thumbnail below. Wino's got a totally hot big-lippy piece of man meat behind her and instead she's hanging on that douche like he's an ever-lasting crack pipe. I would sit on the dude's face behind her so hard that his head would magically disappear into my no-no like a scared turtle.
Anyway, feel better about yourself today by feasting your eyes on these gorgeous pictures of Wino. A little warning: there is some nip here. Wino's nips and me go way back, so I don't get the dry heaves anymore when I see them.
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Gross....
Oh Hekki!
"CHOWDER"!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm both horrified and hysterical.
Mrs Kravitz, have you seen that place in Seattle where you can watch the salmon under water migrating, sometimes up stream and through a maze like river? They are determined beings.
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Looks like Wino has an itchy snatch. Snatchies.
Either that or she's making sure her crack pipe doesn't fall out of her hiding spot. Ugh!
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Salty sea water's stinging somebody's sores.
'nuff said.
she is a comedian
www.thatshideous.com
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:20pm.
from the neck down, except for the tattoos, she does have a nice bod
....sure....when compared to Star Jones!! LMAO
this chick looks bloated, has a boy body, and has noassatallitis, which means Eddie Murphy would totally hit it!
methinks you were blinded by the nipple.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:25pm.
I know!!!!
Amy is mah boo!
*giddy with love*
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:23pm.
Dolphins pee in the ocean. most people do not know that.
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Fish live in their toilet bowl...that is why I refuse to eat fish.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
@Mrs. K,
Your girl is looking way better, like she has finally discovered food or maybe it is the beer...whatever it is I hope she keeps it up!
Life ain't so hawt when you look like a deep pile of death! LOL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:21pm.
LMAO!!!!
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SAVE THE SEA MONKEYS!!!!!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:11pm.
Someone explain why Wino is doing the cartwheel...please.
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she is trying to imitate her idol, Phoebe Price.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Dolphins pee in the ocean. most people do not know that.
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she totally looks better wet
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
God, an ice cold beer on the beach sounds wonderful!
Don't want to comment on the crotch grab.
She looks happy. I'm glad.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mrs. K... when I feel a warm spot in the ocean, I'll take comfort in that it probably came from you... it'll keep me from running in disgust.
*enter disgusting things that I would do with some of your pee and still feel clean from it all if not cleaner than I already am...*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:19pm.
but my piss doesn't kill sea monkeys
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
from the neck down, except for the tattoos, she does have a nice bod, I'll give her that much.
Too bad it's poisoned to shit by now on the inside.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:12pm.
lol, it was painfully obvious what she was thinking
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:16pm.
thanks for that cheery thought, it was bad enough that Amy pissed in it
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:08pm.
She pissed in the water.
guaranteed!
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Oh, like you've never done that!
LOL
I have peed in the Pacific, the Atlantic and the Mediterranean!
Go Amy, Go Amy, Go Amy Go!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by jussayin: "She pissed in the water.
guaranteed!"
That's what kind of grosses me out about the ocean. How many animals and people have died or shat and peed in the ocean over the millennia? I know there's a LOT of water in the ocean, but I'm surprised it's transparent at all. It seems like it should be like chowder by now.
Socky, I think Amy is just high on life. Well, that and the crack. :)
Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:08pm.
not quite at the same time, but thinking about the same things... yay.
Someone explain why Wino is doing the cartwheel...please.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
What we are seeing, my friends, is Wino's "Oh goodness I gotta pee so get me into the ocean so I can do it in peace and if anybody notices, I can blame it on a crab or seal or something!" pose. I've been guilty of doing it... but I was five. Or less... I forget... I was freaken young.
She pissed in the water.
guaranteed!
too much beer...and we all know holding crotch won't hold back piss.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
How has she not died yet? This bitch will live a full life and have crack to thank.
"I would sit on the dude's face behind her so hard that his head would magically disappear into my no-no like a scared turtle."
MK, you are an American treasure.
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4/4/79 - 1/22/08
What I wouldn't give to be that classy...
Maybe a pack of hot dogs and a toothpick?
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Amy...oh Amy.
please get better.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Daaaayaaam!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Yuck!. That's all I can say about this over-exposed twat.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Poor Wino. Even submerged in water she looks dirty.
And what's up with that Attention Whore pose?
I have more pity for the paps who have to follow this has-been around. It seems that everyone who gets five minutes of fame continues to fascinate the paparazzi much longer than the rest of humanity*.
*My apologies for trying to include the celebrity photogs as part of humanity!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 2:42pm.
God, I really, really, really dislike her. *sigh*
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Finally - someone who thinks like I!!! I'd be just fine with never seeing her again. I do not care!!!!
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Wino, kindly fondle your privates in private. Your making us all nauseous.
WTF is she doing with her crotch? Damn, Wino, get a suit that fits (or preferably stay covered up altogether)! Nobody wants to see that shit!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Wino needs to cover her shit up. She's quite frightening looking. Reminds me of the opening scene from "Night of the Living Dead".
God, I really, really, really dislike her. *sigh*
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Isn't that the guy from 'Scrubs?'
No, Amy, he is not a real doctor (Nor is he Zack) and he does not have access to 'Medicinal crack' - I'm not going to waste my time arguing with you about whether Medicinal crack really exists!!!
I don't know what this says about me, but she's the only celebrity I'm glad to see happy.
this woman is just the epitome of grossness.
The hospital bracelets are off, shes walking around with a beer and that look on her face. Sobriety lasted about a week this time.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 2:36pm.
Well, I always diddle myself on the beach. WTH?
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Hey IG!! And I'm sure you do it with infinite style and grace. Unlike Wino.
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Wow this woman is really horrible and those are the largest hands I've ever seen on a woman.
Well, I always diddle myself on the beach. WTH?
She looks better (or healthier), but still is fucking gross.
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