Ricky Gervais Hates Fatties
In Ricky Gervais' new comedy audiobook, he jokes that fat asses who get lipo and the gastric bypass surgery are "lazy fat pigs." Karl Lagerfeld just fell in love (see below).
Ricky said, "If your arse is too fucking fat, stop eating and go for a run." The Telegraph said Ricky was attacking overweight people. He responded to this on his own blog by saying he will never stop the fat jokes until doctors prove that being a member of the chunk club is something you're born with. Has Ricky never heard of the fat gene?! Anyway, here's what he had to say:
I heard someone on the radio once say that they were tired of the prejudice aimed at the overweight. They said something like "you're not allowed to make fun of gay people, so why are you allowed to make fun of fat people? It's the same thing."It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.
When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people.
"Overgay" is the story of my life. Just ask my doctor. He prescribed me a diet of less Bravo, more Spike and less cock, more Kid Rock. That last part rhymes!
Anybody who has seen Ricky's act knows that he's a fat bitch who makes fun of fat bitches and he knows it. When he makes a blubber joke, he'll follow it up with, "I'm a fatty bo batty myself..." or something like that. Because he's a plumpy himself, it's okay for him to make fun of fatties, right? Right?
And who takes him seriously anyway? He's a fucking comedian. It's just jokes! Jokes! People get are so damn oversensitive. You can't make fun of fat people, skinny bitches, gays, lezzies, straights, gingers, squirrels, ferns, etc... What else is there left to laugh at? Rocks?! Well, that includes most of Hollywood, so that settles that. We'll only make fun of fucking rocks!
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:11pm.
Hmmmmm, I love Ricky Gervais (the orginal The Office is vastly, VASTLY superior or the American version), but I've always thought of HIM as fat.
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He is, and his girlfriend is too. That's what makes this so funny. He's making fun of himself, too!
As he always says, "No one paid attention to me or thought I was funny until I got fat." :p Love him...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
I don't give a crap because I LOVE Ricky. Love. Yes, he's obnoxious but he knows it. "The Office" (the only version I acknowledge) is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. Also his podcasts with Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington are fucking hilarious.
I keep asking MK to make Karl and his perfectly round head Hot Slut, but MK's not feeling it I guess.
Fat people should be rounded up and put on a special camp, where they are only feed veggies, lean meats, whole grains and water. Now what can we call a camp where you concentrate one type of epople to achieve a common goal?
Ricky who? Who is this person and why should we care? And no, I am too lazy to google him.
We'll soon be forced to tell jokes in hushed voices behind closed doors!
Nothing wrong with fat people, they just eat too much. Nothing wrong with thin people, they just don't eat enough.
Gervais can be extremely funny. Just got hold of his stand-up shows and there are some gems on them.
Ricky Gervais - Gay age of consent
--thanks awfully--
Ah, but what we don't know is that being fat works as a good defense against murder... if you're going to murder somebody, get fat and say that you're not able to do it: See article.
http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=a36b1874-5c9d-4...
I love this man. I mean, I LOVE HIM.
That said, MK, are zhou reading my mind? I've been thinking about this guy all day and talking about him with friends.
Listen fellow dlisted sluts, you've GOT to check out his blog, it is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, genius. 'Tis just about his life n stuff, but it'll make you love him forever: www.rickygervais.com and click on blog. Genius.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Everyone is waaaay too oversensitive. Next up, calling someone fat, stupid, lazy or smelly will fall under "hate crime". People need to get over themselves.
Submitted by Melody1980 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:25pm.
just curious.... why "especially women"?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:22pm.
Shall do... I always hear of it, and damn, they made an American version, right?
And "Living Large" excuse for eyebrows? Nope. Don't care... still yucky. I still have to look at him, even if he's not looking at me, ya know?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:21pm.
Are these fattie hating celeb posts like MK's version of TLC running "Half Ton Teen" and "Brookhaven Obesity Clinic" all New Year's Day and trying to motivate us to lose weight?
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Do you need to lose weight? If so get off your fat fucking ass! Quit gorging yourself on food you don't need. Fucking send it to Sudan.
Being fat is a lifestyle choice. Period. Nobody is just supposed to be obese, they let themselves get that way. Especially women - it is a shame when you see a woman that weighs over 200 lbs. I don't understand letting yourself get like that.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:14pm.
Hi Aphid!
I agree....everyone has jokes made about them, why are people so fucking sensitive?
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I think that people are only sensitive when they join some type of "association" that tells them to be outraged and appalled or when they themselves were picked on some some kind of difference that gave them self-esteem issues.
Like when Tiger Woods made a comment about "spazing" on the greens and the Spastic Society flipped out.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:19pm.
again not attacking Ricky... don't know of the guy.
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Rent the British version of "The Office" and a series called "Extras." The guy is a comic genius.
Plus I heard he's, um, livin' large, if you get my drift.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:20pm.
If you ever want attention, say something that will piss off a group of people. Easiest way to getting your name out there. Well second easiest, right behind public nudity.
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Hmmm... *thinks for a minute*... *thinks of another minute*
Plumbers are cock suckers and wear ill-fitting pants!!! Take that bitches!!
*waits for accolades to begin falling upon me*
He's right and fat fucks know it too!
As far as health risks, being fat is worse than being an alcoholic! But fat fucks get offended if anyone passes "judgement". Way to many Americans are fat fucks. They have power in numbers. That must be how they get away with their disgusting eating behavior with little intervention.
Are these fattie hating celeb posts like MK's version of TLC running "Half Ton Teen" and "Brookhaven Obesity Clinic" all New Year's Day and trying to motivate us to lose weight?
If you ever want attention, say something that will piss off a group of people. Easiest way to getting your name out there. Well second easiest, right behind public nudity.
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LMAO That was fucking gold.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:17pm.
plucked eyebrows on a man? yuck. Only minor plucking is allowed to prevent the dreaded unibrow... but womanly shaped brows on a man... *shivers*
again not attacking Ricky... don't know of the guy.
For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.
When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people.
Pure.comic.genius!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
We're only making fun of rocks now? Well that will be boring. Expect more posts of Reese Witherspoon.
Since everyone is giving advice, let me give my own to Ricky, stop plucking your eyebrows!
i know there are overweight people due to medical reasons but i really hate when a fat ho says she just had a baby yet she is walking around with a 10 year old kid. get to the gym and stop stuffing your face with mcdonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner and maybe you won't weigh 2 tons. being from europe i never understood how kids here survive on chicken nuggets and mac and cheese and pizza and then people complain about childhood obesity...cook at home (and I don't mean put a frozen lasagna in the oven)
Hi Aphid!
I agree....everyone has jokes made about them, why are people so fucking sensitive?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:11pm.
VASTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And who takes him seriously anyway? He's a fucking comedian. It's just jokes! Jokes! People get are so damn oversensitive. You can't make fun of fat people, skinny bitches, gays, lezzies, straights, gingers, squirrels, ferns, etc... What else is there left to laugh at? Rocks?! Well, that includes most of Hollywood, so that settles that. We'll only make fun of fucking rocks!
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EXACTLY.
Rocks are funny bitches, ya know, especially when they're getting pelted at un-funny comics. Now, I don't know this guy to pelt rocks at him, but I just may anyway. Not because his fat comments, just because it would be funny to pelt rocks at him. All in the name of humor, right?
Hmmmmm, I love Ricky Gervais (the orginal The Office is vastly, VASTLY superior or the American version), but I've always thought of HIM as fat.