Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ian Golder, world famous Macaroni and Cheese lover - Ian was featured on that show Unwrapped because of his insane obsession with boxed Macaroni and Cheese. This dude is all kinds of awesome. Just watch him describe how all of his 365 boxes are the same. "It always has the word 'dinner' on it, even though people eat it for lunch." Amazing.
Ian also opened my eyes to the underground world of boxed Mac and Cheese fetishists, because apparently he gets fan mail from around the world! By the way, half of those letters probably come from Brit Brit. I also have to ask, do you think he ever gets sexy with his and only love "American Pie-style"? Probably only with Velveeta's Shells and Cheese. It's "the smooth, creamy, one-of-a-kind taste your family will love and keeping asking for by name." Clip below:
(For Nina)
Weird..& his eyes are scary
Ian is DEFINITELY the cheese to my macaroni! Albeit, the fake and crusty cheese that comes in a pouch...
i watched that fool last night on unwrapped and continuously told my boyfriend while it was on how much i wanted to fucking punch that fool in his ugly head. get a job you fucking hobo
We Canadians also call it KD..just to be cool.
The Mac and Cheese slut has Asperger's, I'm convinced..
I remember that host from some Nickelodeon show I used to watch when I was a kid. He always looked like he liked to do blow off of the asses of hookers.
I always say, pick something you love and dedicate yourself to it. So, uh, good for him?
Adding chopped ham and green onions to mac & cheese is good too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Cheesy bastid.
Hey, buoys and gulls, this here is the good stuff:
prepare mac & cheese per pkg directions.
Mix in one can cream of chix soup and one can whote chicken meat.
Bake at 350 for 35 min.
Deelish!!
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Mac & cheese and tuna RULES!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I guess I'm second in line cause I eat that shit everyday. People fear for my health, they say I'm gonna die from microwaved plastice fumes but if you never had a box of stouffers mac and cheese you'd stfu. I just look and stare and eat it anyway. I also just go to The Cheese Cake Factory solely for the fried Mac and cheese ball appetizer. I order an entree not to make it look bad. My sister will tell anyone I have a real problem. If yall know how much money I've spent in that restaurant last year....just for that appetizer.
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Ok, I have 3 things to say:
1. He's totally f*cked a mac and cheese box and/or bowl of mac and cheese.
2. He has the crazed look of a preservative laden man in his eyes.
3. I HATE mac and cheese. Always have. So take that scary Mac Man! What are you going do about it? Go running home to your "shitty parents" who only gave you food from scratch? You gonna come here and beat me with a wooden spoon? I am not worried because all the preservatives and butter you have eaten have no doubt clogged your arties so you probably can't run 5 feet.
Waitwaitwait... Did he say that his parents made everything from scratch, and that this was horrible??
BITCH WTF! I would kill to have a good homemade meal over Mac n Cheese any day!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I still want to know what Kraft did with that fucktard bitch tool who was trying to get them to change the name to Cheese and Macaroni?
I am sure that the actress who played the girl is now either:
a.) Waitressing in Santa Monica
b.) Giving handjobs for cigarette money in Encino
c.) Married with nine kids in Anaheim
Top 10 white people foods in the USA. Who says that there is no 'American' ethnic food?!
10. Green bean casserole
09. Pop tarts
08. Totino's pizza rolls
07. Chicken fingers
06. Pork chops and applesauce
05. Apple pie
04. White bread and mayo sandwiches
03. Deviled eggs
02. Fish sticks
01. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese dinners
I am REPULSED by mac and cheese!! The sight, smell, sound, I hate everything about it!
This dude totally earned hot slut! Did you notice all the fatties sucking down bowls of that fake cheese dinner crap?! GROSS! Hey at least he had an interesting collection, most collectors just collect for the sake of collecting, he actually loves mac n cheese so much that it's his hobby!
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OMG I LOOOOOOVE Ian!
I would so have sexy times with him, and cover my body in mac n' cheese and let him eat it out/off of me! God, why can't I have friends like this. Where do these people come from? I think I need to seriously leave NYC and move to the Bible belt or wherever people go to places like Walmart and Pick n' Saves. I was seriously born and raised in the wrong place. I want first hand knowledge of all things Avon Cosmetics and Kiddie Pageants (Am I the only one waiting with baited breath for that new series to start about Jean Bennette Moms?)
I own a Snuggie...
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Velveeta shells and cheese....mmmmm....
mmmmmmmmm....mac & cheese. Me lurves it!
mmmmm...mac & cheese. *rummaging through pantry*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
We call it Kraft Dinner here..
and I love it with ketchup..
mac and cheese is deelish! especially when made by Black people!! *thank you, thank you* and once you have eaten baked homemade, how in the world can you go back to boxed shit *shudders*
but this ghey dude should try eating something different.....like pussy....which means he would need a girlfriend, and also a life.
He could try to get the best deal and get a Black girlfriend who makes mac and cheese *side eye*
fuck naw, I ain't volunteering!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
I like to put a mac noodle on each tine of my fork when I eat it.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama: "OMG - I had a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese sleeping bag when I was in college. Saved up gazillions of box tops to get it. I had it hanging on my wall. It was made out of the same 5hit they make sanitary napkins out of. Now I wish I still had it!
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This post was funny on so many levels. If you had the sleeping bag, would you send it to MacNCheese boy?
mike,
Excellent point. I actually have concerns that I'm on some "special" government lists due to stuff I've Googled on behalf of Dlisted.
mike its not just north carolina, its all over the south..plus they have red velvet cake too! word of advise..avoid the chitlins. :)
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:03am.
I can not believe I just spent time Googling variations of mac & cheese related words.
If anything, I believe you're shocked by how quotidian it is. I'm sure dlisted has spurred you to google much stranger things on an almost daily basis.
Here's something I've always found a little odd, or at least interesting:
Among African-Americans in Eastern North Carolina, macaroni & cheese (home-made) is one of the foods traditionally served at Thanksgiving and Christmas meals. Home-made is worlds apart from the packaged shit, though, of course.
I can not believe how much shit you will find online about mac & cheese if you Google variations of mac & cheese related words.
I can not believe I just spent time Googling variations of mac & cheese related words.
Tryin' out new avie.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
all his friends look like retards.
i don't get the whole mac & cheese phenomenon. i do like pasta and cheese separately though.
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Many of Ian's friends are not looking so healthy. They may want to consider finding a salad fetishist/obsessive to hang out with once in a while.
OMG - I had a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese sleeping bag when I was in college. Saved up gazillions of box tops to get it. I had it hanging on my wall. It was made out of the same 5hit they make sanitary napkins out of. Now I wish I still had it!
The Food Network's web site has the top ten most requested and downloaded recipes listed. #1, of course:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/baked-macaroni-and-cheese...
I barfed at #6, Paula Deen's Red Velvet Cupcakes. Ingredients include one and one half cup of oil. She's on a health-kick, obviously.
Ahem. So, who's odder? Him or the people that send him "fan" mail...eeeeeee.
Hekki, I do the onions as well but I throw a few dashes of tobasco in with my milk, rather than the dijon.
I watched this when it was on...just totally bizarre. People even send him boxes from other countries.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:39am.
I'm with you all the way. That shit is gross.
He has friends? I liked "the future of collecting M&C boxes..."
I'm definitely in the minority here, but boxed mac and cheese is way too salty for me. We're lucky enough to eat 90% of our meals at home, cooked my me, and I don't skimp on salt or butter. But that shit is SALTY. Maybe if you eat out a lot or eat a lot of ready-to-eat foods, your tongue is used to that much salt.
When I make mac and cheese, I add minced onion and dijon mustard for a little kick. MMMMmmmmm.
ive always considered mac and cheese one of my basic 4 food groups,,and paula deen confirmed that for me! {mighta been tha stick of buttah she adds}
Yum. I like it, too. Only I cut up hot dogs and put them in with the macaroni & cheese.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
He is so capable, and I like him very much, I have seen him on Meetwealthy. com. I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. I am so lucky.
<"My parents made everything from scratch. It was horrible! We didn't have any boxed food.">
LOL.
Hi!
lol, what a (harmless) weirdo. good slut choice, though.
BTW, the best STORE-BOUGHT macaroni & cheese I've ever had is the Trader Joe's brand that comes ready-made and frozen.
Well...gives a whole new meaning to "dick cheese", doesn't it?
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People keep telling me to get a life, but no one gives me the link to download it.