Monday, January 5th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Steven Cojocaru (44)
Amanda Hearst (25)
January Jones (31)
Kylie Bax (34)
Bradley Cooper (34)
Marilyn Manson (40)
Carrie Ann Inaba (41)
Vinnie Jones (44)
Suzy Amis (47)
Pamela Sue Martin (56)
Ted Lange (61)
Diane Keaton (63)
Charlie Rose (67)
Robert Duvall (78)

Posted by: Michael K


That Steven Kojopoopoo stole Jenny Aniston's stylist! That man is disgusting and super annoying. I change the channel as soon as I spot that fugly hair/stupid voice.

Mud DILLIGAF's picture

wtf???
Marilyn Manson's 40????

Lindalou's picture

At first I thought the picture Steven Cojocaru was Chasity Bono.

Oceannia420's picture

What the hell kind of name is January Jones? His, (I'm assuming) parents must have been on drugs!!!
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Lisarose ~~ Sorry about your Dad passing away today.
He was very lucky to have lived 82 long years. (My father passed at 67) Today is your brother's B`day. Now he can celebrate your Father's life as well as his birth from today on.

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Our father passed away today and he was 82. My brother turns 52 today and even tho it's a somber day, I wanted to wish him a happy birthday. I had planned to do this for days and wanted to surprise him early in the morning but I couldn't due to our father. DARYL GLENN is 52!! With Love from Lisa, Jonathan, Asha and JJ. xoxoxoxox

ocd can be good's picture

I love how Diane Keaton dresses even though she always makes the worst dressed lists and gets made fun of. Happy Birthday.

paris herpes's picture

January Jones is the weird girl with the doe-y beady eyes in Mad Men right? Was just watching that two nites ago! Hendricks is THE BODY! What wonderful chichis she has!

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Deb's picture

Happy Birthday to Diane Keaton and Bobby Duvall!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Salem13's picture

Happy birthday Marilyn Manson, Robert, Charlie, and January Jones. I can't wait for mad men to come back.

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Wow, this is graphic.

Actually, he had the liver transplant, but his body rejected it. So now he is liverless once again. *hanging my head in shame that I know even more about this than you do IG* lol

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Actually - it was a KIDNEY transplant, not liver...you can't live without a liver. He had two kidney transplants, but neither were successful. Not good.

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Bartender Isaac and Fallon Carrington?

Great day!

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its a person from france.

Sibsi's picture

What was his ailment?

My guess is he was afflicted with something which required cortisone as a treatment?

alkimi's picture

I remember when before Cojo got sick - he was skinny then. What happened to him?

lizzieb's picture

@ DeeDee, islandgirl and wood horse.

Ah, thanks. However, until we see him and Ms Bono in the same room I shall reserve judgment.

Manson is 40? Is that all? I would have put him much older than that.

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Happy Happy Cojo//Diane and everyone else!!

mornin' MK n Dlisters! :)
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luscious_t's picture

Lamahl - now those are some good times!

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letinstar's picture

cojo was born the same year as...*ahem*, me?

i loved pamela sue martin when she played nancy drew...and the original fallon on dynasty...good times....

and omg, isaac, from the love boat is 61!

anyways happy berfday to all the bday sluts today!

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booyah's picture

Doh! I am too slow, someone has already pointed out that Chastity has a twin. Freaky scary.
Too shy to shy, hushhush, eye-to-eye, Too shy to shy, hush.........hush. Ah, good times at the pool trying to pick up lifeguards as a teen. Dating myself here. Didn't MK say this dude did the theme song to Neverending Story also?

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:19am.

Charlie Rose is from my neck of the woods. He has a rep. for being a social climber. He's a good interviewer, though.
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Interesting. Care to share more about him? Hey! It sounds like there's more to the man than what he's selling.

And agree on being a good interviewer. The best out there, I dare say. I mean, I find Oprah really bad at it, so is Barbara Walters, etc. So it's not like Charlie has tons of competition.

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No Words's picture

Happy birthday to Robert Duvall...he played the best character in the history of television...Gus Macrae in "Lonesome Dove." I love Robert Duvall.

mike's picture

Charlie Rose is from my neck of the woods. He has a rep. for being a social climber. He's a good interviewer, though.

christine the hoff's picture

Robert Duval is the shit.
If you've never seen Tender Mercies, run to your nearest blockbuster.

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welcome to your 40's Marilyn Manson! Hah!

I also remember the Nancy Drew show.... great show, but nothing like the books. Have you ever seen the old Nancy Drew movies on TCM? Also great, totally different from the books, but very funny. For some reason they change Ned's name to Ted. Also I don't remember seeing Beth or George. Really nothing like the books but very good. Starred Bonita Granville as Nancy.

I used to want to carry a flashlight in my purse like Nancy Drew... I really should get one, actually.

Oh wait, Ted Lange? wasn't he Isaac the bartender from Love Boat?

loozer's picture

I just watched Pamela Sue in my favorite movie, Poseidon Adventure. No offense to Emma Samms, but Pamela Sue will always be the real Fallon Carrington. Happy B-Day to Bradley Cooper too.

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LMAO@Marilyn Manson turning 40...wonder how he's taking it. He seems pretty vain so I can imagine him crying & shit. He'll prolly take a trip to Lancome and comfort shop. Fuck, that's what I'd do. =)) Cojo is funny, loved Isaac & Fallon. Happy Bday to everyone on the list!

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:01am.
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I was gonna call her Nancy Drew..But Pamela Sue works too..is it too early to rhyme? FUCK
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cattitude's picture

Pamela Sue Martin...I'm totally dating myself here, but I have fond memories of watching Pamela Sue as the original Nancy Drew on t.v. in the 70's as a child. They alternated her one week as Nancy Drew solving a mystery and the next week would be the Hardy Boys (Parker Stevenson and Shaun Cassidy) solving one.
ahhh...:)

luscious_t's picture

great - he has health probs? Now, don't I feel like a tool...?

At any rate, it's all the more reason why he should not have had bad plastic surgery!

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts!Extra spanks to Keaton,Duvall and Pamela Sue!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:55am.
lizzieb, he's a sort of 'style guru' and TV personality. He had (I think) a kidney transplant a few years ago which is why he looks so bloated. And I am ashamed that I even know this. :)
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Actually, he had the liver transplant, but his body rejected it. So now he is liverless once again. *hanging my head in shame that I know even more about this than you do IG* lol

islandgirl's picture

lizzieb, he's a sort of 'style guru' and TV personality. He had (I think) a kidney transplant a few years ago which is why he looks so bloated. And I am ashamed that I even know this. :)

woodhorse's picture

lizzieb - must concur. This person's only claim to fame that I am aware of is that he is a dead ringer for Chastity Bono. Will Sampson looks just like her too but he is more known for being a talented comedian.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I love Cojo but never noticed the Castity lookalike part until reading that comment here. I always thought he looked just like my ex-sister-in-law.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:33am.
Steven Cojocaru and Chastity Bono--- separated at birth??

I thought the same.Is that really a man? 'He' is unknown here in the UK- well to me anyway- and I simply cannot accept that this isn't Ms Bono.

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DeeDee's picture

HB Issac Washington! I was a huge Love Boat fan as a kid.

HB Vinnie Jones and Robert Duvall.

Good morning MK ♥

islandgirl's picture

Steven Cojocaru and Chastity Bono--- separated at birth??

luscious_t's picture

I bet that's the same face he made to get hired, too.

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The C word's picture

HB to Isaac Washington and all the other hot sluts!

Morning & Happy New Year to all!

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luscious_t's picture

He is so gross on the eyes.

He should be a study example for future plastic surgeons on what not to do.

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Clarisse's picture

Kate Hudson put on a few pounds!

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breaktheleash's picture

Happy birthday Steven!

NitWitty's picture

Happy Birfday to Diane Keaton and Robert Duvall!! Charlie Rose is still kickin? Who was the PBS interviewer who died a while back? *scratchin noggin*
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