Friday, January 2nd 2009
The "Over The Moon" Watch
Here is case #3,457,485 of a bitch using the phrase "over the moon" to describe a new part of their life. It's my duty to keep track of this kind of overused fuckery.
This one comes from Sarah Palin. She issued this statement yesterday about the birth of her new grandkiddie Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston: "We are over the moon with the arrival of this healthy, beautiful baby. The road ahead for this young couple will not be easy, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy."
Wait. If this came from Sarah Plain, shouldn't they be "over the dead moose"?
Thanks Michael
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:26pm.
This thread is now totally soaked in rampaging hormones. WHEEEEEEE!
BTW, Momus is 5'2 and Mr. Momus is 6'3. Let your dirty little minds run wild.
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Now I am officially jelly... I like me some tall men!
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Leash- In the country/sticks the men tend to be crass thinking it's cute and funny. A man actually said that to me in a GROCERY STORE! I didn't even know him. I just blankly stared at him in shock.
Cloves? Oh I've got plenty of flavorings here.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:23pm.
Brown sugar with cloves and a dash of OJ (NOT Simpson).
But the Jiggs is up for improv.
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Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:17pm.
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Just like my abuelita used to say: "Lick it, snort it, eat it, fuck it." Which means, yes you can!
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This thread is now totally soaked in rampaging hormones. WHEEEEEEE!
BTW, Momus is 5'2 and Mr. Momus is 6'3. Let your dirty little minds run wild.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:20pm.
Pauly likes overfed hams in the sack, but don't know if we have to bring our own cloves.
I may have smoked all mine.
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Clarisse- I guess the grass always seems greener. That's cute about your sis. How did you get so tall and she the opposite? Is a parent petite?
Luckily I'm not around any men who talk that kind of trash. I'd headbutt the fucker in minute, and I'm not kidding.
Well, if I'm going to get sand on my face, I'm not so down with that, but as my song said last night, "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!"
Sandayyyyyy
I'm huge I tell ya. HUGE. :)) I'm glad I'm not the only fart bringer that thinks a size 7/8 is NOT fat. pff
There's room for everyone, trust.
jiggy, I hope that's a mustard and brown sugar glaze, because anything else is just bad news bears on a ham.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:21pm.
magic word!
*rubs around your legs and purrrrs*
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Pauly? You up for a little Sandbitchy on the face? Could be fun!
Leash- That is very true about the age thing. I do get tired of some rude idiot men saying how handy it would be to have me for a girlfriend bcuz my head is just about at the "right" level.
Face sittage. It's on now.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:20pm.
*hastily grooming whiskas*
I'm in!
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
NEUTICALS! I SAW THE INFORMERCIAL!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
breaktheleash/devilgirl!
I am 5'8" and growing up I was always so jealous of my 5' tall blonde fairy like sister...but I've grown to laugh at the fact that my "big" sister has to ask me to get stuff off of the top shelf when I'm at her house!
jiggy...
I gots catnip!!!!
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:14pm.
Oh no 'leash, it wasn't your talk that made Little Pauly sad.
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Now, that' why testicular zoloft was created.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:18pm.
My grandma qualified as a midget and that's how I know.
Also I had a midget prof in college, and woe be unto the fool who dared call him a dwarf.
He was a touchy little bugger.
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Can I play in this discussion? How's about I sit on someone's face and they try and guess how much I weigh?
LMFAO (F = FAT) E= mC2.
Nooo! Don't hate it, embrace it! And we're "petite"! Look, my height lets me get away with a lot. Plus, people think I'm a lot younger than I am, because I'm a shorty, and that's nice too.
Gah, stop!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:04pm.
I can live with that islandgirl. I'd rather take an over-fed ham to bed with me than a coathanger.
I baste myself in a hella good glaze, bebe.
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This morning on the Bill Press Show on America Left, they said that a poll was done on who people would like to live next door to, and Sarah Palin was the number one answer. All I can say to that is: Ewwww!
Why is this heifer still in the news??
Jiggy- my uncle always said I was too tall to be a midget, my head too small to be a dwarf, so you have proven him right. I have always hated my height, so I throw the midget, dwarf thing out there regarding myself a lot.
I have to catch up......
Sad for Jett - I think he had a sad life, poor kid. How awful to not be found for hours.
I always thought Spanx was a play on the word spandex.
As for the cow going over the moon, that's not as impressive as the cat with the fiddle.
Lori, your sister deserves a fist up the ying-yang...YOU? Nope. Turns out you're one of the kindest dlisters here. Would it be improper of me to lick the rest of that powder off of you back...slowwwwwwwwly?
Hubcretin is late. That's it. I'm 'batin'!
I can't say it out loud 'leash or I may not be left with any hair because it would all have been yelled out. End of sentence.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:10pm.
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Maybe guys can enhance their scrotal shape with Neuticles. http://www.neuticles.com/
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:16pm.
Oh, this is too easy. I just can't come back on it. LOL!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
. -I am the shortest in my family, all of the men are 6ft and above, my mom is 5'8, my biological father 6'3. My granny was 5'6, but I am the lone dwarf. I have always hated being short, but oh well.
Oh.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:07pm.
Technically a midget is 4'11" and under. Midgets are perfectly proportioned, just diminuitive.
Dwarfs have oversized heads, and wee little appendages.
*crickets*
Jussayin.
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Sugar, they're the same size. If one was bigger, I imagine you'd want that to be the higher of the two so they would balance out. Or perhaps undescended testicles would be a better option so no one would notice. Then again, when are nuts ever inspected closely enough by anyone but their owner to determine a miniscule difference in size?
Don't answer that.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:14pm.
Oh no 'leash, it wasn't your talk that made Little Pauly sad.
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There's that pesky word "little" again.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
What then?
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"Now you're giving me that look, right now, that look like I fingerbanged your cat."
Good things come in small packages and all that rot...Anyvadgeyway...
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"Now you're giving me that look, right now, that look like I fingerbanged your cat."
Oh no 'leash, it wasn't your talk that made Little Pauly sad.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:10pm.
Testicles have sizes? What if one ball is bigger than the other like a boob? What do you do then?
Let's ask Lance Armstrong.
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:11pm.
As long as he doesn't have Cisco balls...
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If Pauly's grapes look like Adler's, Carrot can have him!
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Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:06pm.
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I like nono hole powder licking. :D My sister, not so much... :(
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Leash- Exactly. You can really tell when I gain weight, especially in the old face and neck. It isn't odd to be a 2 when you are 5ft.
As long as he doesn't have Cisco balls...
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"Now you're giving me that look, right now, that look like I fingerbanged your cat."
DG, you are tiny. That makes sense. I'm 5'7" and my daughter is 5'5" and we both wear the same size. She is slender looking and probably a tad too skinny.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:08pm.
Not unless you're jealous that my left berry is a size 14, Sugaroo.
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Testicles have sizes? What if one ball is bigger than the other like a boob? What do you do then?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Hey now, Pauly, didn't mean to bring ya down. We COULD be talking about our periods or menopause and junk like that, but we'll spare ya.
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"Now you're giving me that look, right now, that look like I fingerbanged your cat."
My cat eats once a week. He's on a strict diet. Dumb puss put on 1 gram. I don't care if it's pregnant. Fat is fat! And yes, my cat is a hermaphrodite. Jelly?
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