Friday, January 2nd 2009
The "Over The Moon" Watch
Here is case #3,457,485 of a bitch using the phrase "over the moon" to describe a new part of their life. It's my duty to keep track of this kind of overused fuckery.
This one comes from Sarah Palin. She issued this statement yesterday about the birth of her new grandkiddie Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston: "We are over the moon with the arrival of this healthy, beautiful baby. The road ahead for this young couple will not be easy, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy."
Wait. If this came from Sarah Plain, shouldn't they be "over the dead moose"?
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Is MK asleep at the wheel today?!! I cannot believe he hasn't posted about the Travolta tragedy.... hmmm....
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
Clarisse- Like your Granny, I have been accused of being someone else's child. I am in a land of giants when I am around the family,
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I got the milkman line a lot too... bastards. =)
I came out dark-eyed and dark-haired after three blue-eyed ginger sisters. I look just like our mum, but in pics with just my sisters, I'm quite the odd one.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Tigerlilly: (OFF TOPIC, sorta) San Francisco is suing the survivors of Tatiana's attack for the damages the attack caused. Story at http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/01/02/state/n15244...
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Shit, ya know how I went all gaga over NORAD Santa? They need to do that to MK... put a ankle tracker on his ass so we know where he is at all times. And those who live in the "Real America" can go outside and wave to the sky as he goes overhead.
Or moon him... whatever makes him giggle.
Submitted by dustbunny on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Ok, whores...Either MK is in the pokey or he's getting his no no pokeyed, cuz he shoulda posted at least once 'specially with the Travolta thing...
I think this can only mean one thing (aside from MK getting his ass arrested a la "I was just tryna get my dick sucked" Barkley), and that is this: MK hooked up wif HIS BOO! He totally did! That's why he's treating us whores like yesterday's chonies! It has to be!
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Where does this bitch hang to get piss drunk? I'm in NYC, where should I start looking? Besides Rikers' Island that is..
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Hell if I know...My tiger ass is in the ATL, but I know if MK ever comes here where that fruity fucker will be: Andy Coo's office @ CNN, NeNe's place (assuming she still has one) and at Kimmmy Z's stroking her back ally wig...Oh, and at the ATL ZOO giving a shout out to the TIGER! Ok, maybe not so much the last one after that whole "Tatianna" incident...you know, the one where I wasn't involved in mauling and killing those tasty...er, I mean poor teenagers? Yeah, uh anyway....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
MKs hair is going to be tidy bowl blue after getting bent over and having his brown eye played with on the red eye
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Did MK come home from Christmas yet? I mean he could be on a jet presently...
I mean he'd be slutty enough to do it too! Just hop on a plane and not tell us about it...
*grump*
Hello y'all
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Ok, whores...Either MK is in the pokey or he's getting his no no pokeyed, cuz he shoulda posted at least once 'specially with the Travolta thing...
I think this can only mean one thing (aside from MK getting his ass arrested a la "I was just tryna get my dick sucked" Barkley), and that is this: MK hooked up wif HIS BOO! He totally did! That's why he's treating us whores like yesterday's chonies! It has to be!
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Methinks that he is gorging himself on Double-Double cheeseburgers before he returns NYC.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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That "over the moon" shit needs to go...when did people start saying it anyway? It's so cliche.
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
I think the reason why MK has posted anything new in like forever is because he's flying back home to NY from Cali.
I get a real Pauly Shore vibe from this clip.
http://www.viddler.com/explore/multivu/videos/633/35.166/
I'm emailing this to MK because he loves bears who tell him to "pass the honey" but I'm posting it here for you toking ho's first.
xo
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Ok, whores...Either MK is in the pokey or he's getting his no no pokeyed, cuz he shoulda posted at least once 'specially with the Travolta thing...
I think this can only mean one thing (aside from MK getting his ass arrested a la "I was just tryna get my dick sucked" Barkley), and that is this: MK hooked up wif HIS BOO! He totally did! That's why he's treating us whores like yesterday's chonies! It has to be!
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Where does this bitch hang to get piss drunk? I'm in NYC, where should I start looking? Besides Rikers' Island that is..
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I'm hauling my fat arse outta here for a while. I mean, god forbid I should miss a meal...
Later slutz!
I have six nipples *side eye to Team Valtrex*...Ok, ok, technically seven...JELLY?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Awww, boo love. I hope he did. We all need some boo love every now and then.
Ok, whores...Either MK is in the pokey or he's getting his no no pokeyed, cuz he shoulda posted at least once 'specially with the Travolta thing...
I think this can only mean one thing (aside from MK getting his ass arrested a la "I was just tryna get my dick sucked" Barkley), and that is this: MK hooked up wif HIS BOO! He totally did! That's why he's treating us whores like yesterday's chonies! It has to be!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sandbitch is getting ass-traffic.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:50pm.
Sandbitch, I hope you like traffic lights.
===You talkin' about those red/green/yellow chupachup lollipops? Yep, I likes them.
Jiggy,
Clean comin in and i'll lick em clean going out! MEOW!!!
On Website...I wonder what da hell happened to MK?????
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:48pm.
I ate your chili con queso in my van down by the river... TWICE! Jelly?
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I swam that river in a frog suit, snuck up to your van, took pics of you smearing the chili con queso on your no-no place, and gave them to MK. Jelly?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Sandbitch, I hope you like traffic lights.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
Someone's going to butt me? Can I just close the lights and put a goat on the bed instead of me?
Now we're outta Pauly Shore territory and into Jeremy Piven.
I draw da line at livestock.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I have Aqua Velva in mine, jelly?
u iz all ebil
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:30pm.
I have brown sugar and cloves in my diffuser. Jelly?
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I have velveeta in mine. Jelly?
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I stole your Velveeta and made chili con queso widdit. Jelly?
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I ate your chili con queso in my van down by the river... TWICE! Jelly?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:26pm.
This thread is now totally soaked in rampaging hormones. WHEEEEEEE!
BTW, Momus is 5'2 and Mr. Momus is 6'3. Let your dirty little minds run wild.
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*patting delicately at drool pooling in lap*
6'3" you say?
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:37pm.
Sandbitch, your avatar doesn't have a crack?
==Ha! The chair has a HUUGE crack.
I love me some skinny bitches too Dot! I am not a size racialist! I included -22, memba? Just like Chupacabra Zoe! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:37pm.
Oh, Sandbitch, I didn't mean it was MY song as in I wrote it. I wish I had though.
==I knew dat Pauly. I'm a monty python fan from way back. I loves me some Monty P.
Sit on my face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdhMmzJzx4w
Clarisse- Like your Granny, I have been accused of being someone else's child. I am in a land of giants when I am around the family,
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:30pm.
I have brown sugar and cloves in my diffuser. Jelly?
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I have velveeta in mine. Jelly?
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I stole your Velveeta and made chili con queso widdit. Jelly?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Someone's going to butt me? Can I just close the lights and put a goat on the bed instead of me?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:30pm.
I have brown sugar and cloves in my diffuser. Jelly?
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I have velveeta in mine. Jelly?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory, what about us skinny bitches? No love for us? Fine. FINE. No strokey bacon for vous.
@Pauly: Awright, I'm checkin' out again for a bit to catch up on ppwk. Nothing to be scared of in here (that I know of). I'm sure I'm leaving you in good hands, love. Be back later..
Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:37pm.
Sandbitch, your avatar doesn't have a crack?
That's why it's all filled up like that.
No release valve.
Scuse me while I go on over to the Rojo posting to spray.
There's just something about that Rojo.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I don't care what size you are, -22 or 56... Lory loves all her hos the same... a bit more if they bring the Miller light though.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Leash- Good idea, I will keep it in the reserves!
Oh, Sandbitch, I didn't mean it was MY song as in I wrote it. I wish I had though.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:34pm.
I'm so frightened.
Now, now.
No angry little midget here is gonna headbutt YOU.
Maybe head & butt you, but that's different altogether.
;-)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Sandbitch, your avatar doesn't have a crack?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:30pm.
AND clean whiskas cuz I jes licked 'em.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:24pm.
Luckily I'm not around any men who talk that kind of trash. I'd headbutt the fucker in minute, and I'm not kidding.
==Not kidding either. Liverpool Kiss from me fer sure. Woont be able to help meself.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:24pm.
Well, if I'm going to get sand on my face, I'm not so down with that, but as my song said last night, "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!"
===Get the fuck! I posted a link to that song a wee while back.
I'm so frightened.
OT: but AP is reporting that Jett Travolta, son of John Travolta, died today after hitting his head at a hotel they were at in the Bahamas. He was 16. So sad, especially knowing his history of health issues.
@Devilgirl: Headbutt! That'll shut 'em the hell up. I used to get that kind of crap too, but that was back when I was in my 20s slinging drinks in bars...
Momus. lmao It's raging 'mones...crappalooya it's raging 'mones skeery skeery, its raging 'mones crappalooya it's raging 'mones hidey hidey.
When bitches be raggin' knuckles be draggin'. Amen to the men who put up with out 'monal drama.
Lori. Oh you are soooo getting some.
I have brown sugar and cloves in my diffuser. Jelly?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Jiggy,
Sleek face, golden eyes and purrin?? MEOW!!!!
Devilgirl,
No. I have three brothers all over 6' 3" with dark hair. My paternal grandmother was a delicate woman of 4'10" (who gave birth to 21 kids!) that my sister is the total remake of. I always tell her that she was the mail-man's kid!
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
@Clarisse: One of my closest friends who passed away a couple of years ago was a woman who was 6' 2" and together we looked like side-show freaks but we loved it. She was my "Amazon Goddess" girl-friend, beautiful, stauesque. And strangely, I never felt weirdor anything being around her because I'm so short...I guess it's all in how you see yourself.