Friday, January 2nd 2009
The "Over The Moon" Watch
Here is case #3,457,485 of a bitch using the phrase "over the moon" to describe a new part of their life. It's my duty to keep track of this kind of overused fuckery.
This one comes from Sarah Palin. She issued this statement yesterday about the birth of her new grandkiddie Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston: "We are over the moon with the arrival of this healthy, beautiful baby. The road ahead for this young couple will not be easy, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy."
Wait. If this came from Sarah Plain, shouldn't they be "over the dead moose"?
Thanks Michael
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:04pm.
*Scratching Tiger behind the ears and glaring at Sheeps*
I don't necessarily like where this convo is headed.
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Like that ever stopped us before? Do go gettin' all Frag-ill-ee on me now, Mister!
Sun is in the sky o why o why
Would I wanna be anywhere else?
Sun is in the sky o why o why
Would I wanna be anywhere else?
When you look with your eyes
Everyfing looks nice
But when you look twice
You could see it's all lies...
Sun is in the sky o why o why
Would I wanna be anywhere else?
Sun is in the sky o why o why
Would I wanna be anywhere else?
Sing with me, bitches!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:20pm.
WHAT? WHAT? It' all makes sense now...Sheeps gave MK some rubbers made from his still born nephew...
One night, when the gossip was slow, MK got a little...then I got a little...then we did a little...He said he had pretection, even showed them to me...They smelled delicious. I ate one or two of them, then...MK and I had our passion...It was GLORIOUS...
A few months later I'm feeling a few cramps and before you know it...HOLY SHIT! A sketti cat! Oh, and he wanted sketti right away...He wouldn't take my tiger teet...Oh, no...Yeah, that sketti thing is some MK shit right there...So, zoo officials had to put him in a sketti friendly envirornment and...*sniff, sniff* there you have the whole sordid story...
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*Begins the muzak score to what will be forever known as The Sketti Cat Trilogy*
I knew it would be in the bowels of Dlisted that the Sketti Cat story would be revealed. I just never knew it would begin in the bowel's of Sheeps. Damn those meddling kids!!
*Scribbling furiously* Go on, go on..Tiger. Don't worry, it's in confidence. No one here is taking pleasure in your licivious pain. DO WE? *pokenudgepoke*
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:09pm.You heard the Deacon, whores...
I'm likin' religion now....Amen, and Hallejuea! Praise MK, Shauna Sand, sketti cat and Cheesus....
Now, git ta steppin', whores....
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....the spirit has overtaken me and I'm rolling around on the floor and talking in tongues *or maybe just drunk*, but goddamn this is a great religion - the only one that makes any sense!.... thanks, Tigelilly for making me see the light!...I think I was just reborn....or maybe it was just gas from all that fried string cheese....
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...so I have a moat with gators, a drawbridge, and no friends....I drink, smoke pot and like pills.... there is a name for people like me - Dlister is one of them...recluse may be another...
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:04pm.
*Scratching Tiger behind the ears and glaring at Sheeps*
I don't necessarily like where this convo is headed.
Clarisse- I like your sister's approach. Bullies always think they can pick on people, it's great when someone totally not fitting the image puts them in their place. I wish I could beat the crap out of people. There are certain types out there that can only be made to understand things when they get the shit knocked out of them, how perfect coming from a 5ft tiny blonde girl!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:07pm.
I nominate El B for alter boy.
ElB is not gonna like it that you called him an ALTer boy.
*runs and hides*
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:07pm.
Not Cardinal? Like the birdies? Dey is red too!
I have done claimed that title, as per earlier posts. HOWEVS...you two may be popes and/or bishHos.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:56pm.
Sheeps is a LIARMOUTH! He tried to say I eat people too when I DON'T, I merely snack a little here and there...OK, SO I EAT PEOPLE, DOES THAT REALLY MAKE ME SO BAD??? But no, I am not sketti cat's biological mother...*breaking down in tiger tears* SKETTI, SKETTI, COME TO MAMA!!!
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*Scratching Tiger behind the ears and glaring at Sheeps*
It's okay, Mama. You just let it all out. I understand how you could be taken in by MK. We all are at one time or another. Did I ever tell you the first condoms were made of sheep's intestines?
*reaching into pouch and pulling out a little Ziti al Forno con Agnello (Ziti with lamb)*
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WHAT? WHAT? It' all makes sense now...Sheeps gave MK some rubbers made from his still born nephew...
One night, when the gossip was slow, MK got a little...then I got a little...then we did a little...He said he had pretection, even showed them to me...They smelled delicious. I ate one or two of them, then...MK and I had our passion...It was GLORIOUS...
A few months later I'm feeling a few cramps and before you know it...HOLY SHIT! A sketti cat! Oh, and he wanted sketti right away...He wouldn't take my tiger teet...Oh, no...Yeah, that sketti thing is some MK shit right there...So, zoo officials had to put him in a sketti friendly envirornment and...*sniff, sniff* there you have the whole sordid story...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nitty!!!
SIS??????
Devilgirl,
My brother was a 6' 170+ junior when my sister noticed that he was getting picked on. He was the sort to walk away...always...but my sister wasnt'. Finally, my sister, all 5' of her just had enough and after the bus dropped them off, she launched herself at this cat, fists flying! My dad had to come out to pull her off....but she never got in trouble for it...
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
Wow, there are no words.
xo
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http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/01/kelly-rutherford-files-4-...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:07pm.
Not Cardinal? Like the birdies? Dey is red too!
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Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:42pm. .Be patient, my whores...
That's my sermon for tonight...Now get ta drinkin' and whorin', sluts. Time's a'wastin'...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ....AMEN!....now pass the bottle and the bong!....we ain't gettin' any younger!...*orders from the Deacon*...
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You heard the Deacon, whores...
I'm likin' religion now....Amen, and Hallejuea! Praise MK, Shauna Sand, sketti cat and Cheesus....
Now, git ta steppin', whores....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sure, take whatever title you whores want.
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I'd like to be a Mountie. I love those red outfits.
Mountie Tits.
I nominate El B for alter boy.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
So, I skimmed a bit here... Palin shmalin... sexy stuff... something... Jett passed (very sad news)... something...
I have a very short attention span, so if you think I'm gonna read all these...ooh look, stars!!
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What a tragedy regarding Jett Travolta. I can share some personal insight into seizures, being an epileptic since I was 12 years old (1975). I am an epileptic due to a brain injury (bleeding and scar tissue) from a slip on the ice. I am very lucky because I have very infrequent seizures, probably in the range of a few in a five year period. Almost all of my seizures have happened in the bathroom. I awake during the night feeling ill and go into the bathroom. I wake up on the floor, usually with some sort of injury due to the enclosed space. I have had my nose broken several times and my forehead cut badly from my glass frames breaking and cutting me. My seizures are grand mal seizures, which involve alot of moving and jerking around, which makes injury even more common.
I guess this proves what my doctors have told me all along when I get mad at having to take so much medication. I used to take three Dilantin a day and now I take seven. It seems as I get older, it takes more Dilantin to keep my levels up. I tried to convince my doctors, since I have seizures so infrequently, that I don't need so much medication, but they tell me how dangerous it is for my seizures to be in the bathroom and I must prevent them at all costs.
I have no idea what may have been Jett's underlying condition. I know it seems as if the Travolta's have been sort of hiding Jett away for a long time and had said back in 2001 that he had Kawasaki disease from them cleaning the carpets alot or something. That really didn't fit as to why Jett would be seemingly hidden away since Kawasaki disease has to do with the heart.
However, this really isn't the time to gossip. I cannot imagine losing one of my children and my thoughts go out to them and their family and friends. I'm sure they loved him very much, no matter what.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:56pm.
Sheeps is a LIARMOUTH! He tried to say I eat people too when I DON'T, I merely snack a little here and there...OK, SO I EAT PEOPLE, DOES THAT REALLY MAKE ME SO BAD??? But no, I am not sketti cat's biological mother...*breaking down in tiger tears* SKETTI, SKETTI, COME TO MAMA!!!
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*Scratching Tiger behind the ears and glaring at Sheeps*
It's okay, Mama. You just let it all out. I understand how you could be taken in by MK. We all are at one time or another. Did I ever tell you the first condoms were made of sheep's intestines?
*reaching into pouch and pulling out a little Ziti al Forno con Agnello (Ziti with lamb)*
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:56pm.
Tigerlilly, I knew it. You're Mamasketti!
I'm "over the moon" with this news, let's celebrate.
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PURPLE DRANK AND SKETTI FOR EVERYONE! (meat sauce will cost ya extra)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:42pm. .Be patient, my whores...
That's my sermon for tonight...Now get ta drinkin' and whorin', sluts. Time's a'wastin'...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ....AMEN!....now pass the bottle and the bong!....we ain't gettin' any younger!...*orders from the Deacon*...
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...and by bully you mean short, bad combover, member of the belly club, lots of gold chains, small dick, and drives a dirty Corvette, right?...
There is a long-standing link between seizures and autism. CO$ sees any psychological conditions as being brought on by oneself, therefore John and Kelly never sought the poor kid any treatment. The "secret" of Jett's autism can now be buried with him.
@Pauly: Hell-o... What's shakin'? Just thought I'd jump on again for a minute... You score yet tonight or are you still working the crowd looking for some action? ; >
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:56pm.
Tigerlilly, I knew it. You're Mamasketti!
I'm "over the moon" with this news, let's celebrate.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:42pm.
".....and we will await our Messiah as a result of their HOLE-LY union...(they'll be adopting sketti cat)...Good things cum on those who wait..."
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Easy for you to say, Tiger. I heard Sketti cat was the offspring of MK and your's delicious feline frenzy one slow evening...Not saying I belive it..just trying to get to the bottom of a sordid tale that some Sheeple are trying to perpetuate. *coughs on the wool*winkwink*
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Sheeps is a LIARMOUTH! He tried to say I eat people too when I DON'T, I merely snack a little here and there...OK, SO I EAT PEOPLE, DOES THAT REALLY MAKE ME SO BAD??? But no, I am not sketti cat's biological mother...*breaking down in tiger tears* SKETTI, SKETTI, COME TO MAMA!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Evidently Jett Travolta had "a history of seizures."
Would CO$ allow medicine for that condition?
What is a seizure?
— A seizure is like a little storm in the brain's electrical system. The resulting symptoms can range from a few minutes' blank stare to a full-scale collapse and loss of consciousness.
— Fevers frequently trigger seizures. Sometimes they're a sign of infection. Very low blood sugar and dehydration also can trigger one. Simple emergency room tests can rule those out.
— When there's no apparent underlying cause, doctors label it a benign seizure. It's not all that rare for a usually healthy person to have one.
— Neurologists define someone who has had more than one seizure an epileptic. Epilepsy is merely a term for a seizure disorder.
— There are medications that can help prevent another seizure.
Source: The Associated Press
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:42pm.
".....and we will await our Messiah as a result of their HOLE-LY union...(they'll be adopting sketti cat)...Good things cum on those who wait..."
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Easy for you to say, Tiger. I heard Sketti cat was the offspring of MK and your's delicious feline frenzy one slow evening...Not saying I belive it..just trying to get to the bottom of a sordid tale that some Sheeple are trying to perpetuate. *coughs on the wool*winkwink*
That moon looks like it's wearing a condom, doesn't it?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:37pm.
Tigerlilly and Sheeps: Word here has it that the enclosure may have complied with state law even if it did not comply with recommendations of some zoo organization.
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Well, that they ass there...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by starr on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:39pm.
congrats to them!
palin is a gilf
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Granny I'd Like to Forget?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Clarisse- Your comment about the munchkin kicking some ass..., I have often been told the smaller they are, the meaner they are. I have never done any ass kicking, just got my ass kicked, but I do take people on when they f with anyone I care about. I may be small, but I am not weak.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:22pm.
But, Most Worthy High Priestess of the Dlisted Sluts, he's our "god". Shouldn't we be defending his absence rather than scolding it? Juss askin'.
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You're right, you're right...
Judge not lest ye shall be judged...Wait, what the fuck was that? Ok, let me interpret..."Oh, no you di'n't, skank"...yes...
MK, and Andy Coo, his Boo, have created a HOLE-LY TRINITY (you know, mouth to peen to ass, to mouth) and we will await our Messiah as a result of their HOLE-LY union...(they'll be adopting sketti cat)...Good things cum on those who wait...Be patient, my whores...
That's my sermon for tonight...Now get ta drinkin' and whorin', sluts. Time's a'wastin'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:39pm.
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Sis, is that you?
congrats to them!
palin is a gilf
Datura,
There are 5 of us. 4 of us...Hazel eyes, curly auburn hair and all the boys over 6'3" and I clock in at 5'8. My charming changeling sister, at barely 5' has long blonde hair and green eyes. I'll tell ya what thought, any of us monster kids get in trouble, the munchin blonde will kick someones ass!!!
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:37pm.
Word here has it that the enclosure may have complied with state law even if it did not comply with recommendations of some zoo organization.
Ouuu, nice.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:36pm.
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Karma's a bitch. They'll get the money and kill one another off for it.
Tigerlilly and Sheeps: Word here has it that the enclosure may have complied with state law even if it did not comply with recommendations of some zoo organization.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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The survivors of that tiger attack are suing SF for millions. They are low life hoods who antagonized that animal and caused her unnecessary death. The idiots who didn't get mauled have been in and out of jail several times since the incident for assault and robbery. Too bad the Tiger didn't finish them all off.
Submitted by Dea on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:31pm.
i just read john travolta´s son died today (friday). is that true? if it is, i really feel for him...
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I read that too. RIP Jett and prayers to his family. No parent should ever have to out-live their child.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:10pm.
That "over the moon" shit needs to go...when did people start saying it anyway? It's so cliche.
The nursery rhyme is REALLY old--like many centuries old. I think the words first showed up in print in the early 1700s.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:16pm.
Tigerlilly: (OFF TOPIC, sorta) San Francisco is suing the survivors of Tatiana's attack for the damages the attack caused. Story at http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/01/02/state/n15244...
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Yeah, I don't know about all the finger pointing. The zoo should have had a proper enclosure, but those lil' bastids got what they deserved. I'm sorry. Like I said, if you're too stupid to live, you probably shouldn't...I feel no sympathy for the victims at all, period. They asked for it. I'm not saying the zoo shouldn't have prevented it, but those little fuckers were so secure in the idea that teasing and tormenting animals and who knows who else was Ok as long as THEY were protected that karma bit them in the ass literally, and I'm Ok with that. I feel sympathy for their families, though....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:16pm.
San Francisco is suing the survivors of Tatiana's attack for the damages the attack caused.
Ha!! That's a good one... Can't they just counter-sue? Lemme on that jury....
i just read john travolta´s son died today (friday). is that true? if it is, i really feel for him...
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People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than Yours
Update: The Columbus Dispatch provides a brief retrospective on the urophilic career of Alan Patton, 56, whom we reported on most recently in NOTW Daily (7-1-2008), for his arrest after laying down plastic wrap in the toilet bowl and placing cups at the bottom of urinals, so he could catch little boys' tinkles for his drinking pleasure. Collecting urine to drink is not illegal in Ohio, but ya can't fool with the public plumbing, and besides he's under a stayaway order for public restrooms. Why, Alan? Well, "to become a part of [the kids'] youth, happiness, and strength." "I love them; it is a shame I have to obtain love from them that way." Columbus Dispatch // NOTW 945 (3-19-2006)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Sarah Palin gets far too much credit for her lil "sayings".
Shiii..don't know why all you hooker's is sweatin' MK's ass...Just follow his where abouts via his Craiglist's adds....Pshaw!
Wherever, whatever or whoever he's doing, he deserves it...Unless he's locked up, then we're all screwed and we'll need Tigerlilly to sell some of her "valuables" on Craigslist for the bail.
Lizardbits- I like "postal employee". I look like my mom, just got the only short gene in the family. People say " oh, she is a mini you" to my mom. They think it's so clever.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:22pm.
But, Most Worthy High Priestess of the Dlisted Sluts, he's our "god". Shouldn't we be defending his absence rather than scolding it? Juss askin'.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by ViVee on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:07pm.
I think the reason why MK has posted anything new in like forever is because he's flying back home to NY from Cali.
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No! It's cuz he and his Boo, Andy Coo rushed off to whatever the fuck state allows gay marriage and got hitched...THAT'S WHY....I will refuse to believe anything else...well, I'll believe that he got popped by the po'po picking up a trick, but other than that, NO... Ok, I'll believe he got busted in a drug deal, but other than that, NO..Ok, I'll believe he got arrested whilst fucking a pic-nic table, but...Oh fuck I don't know where that lil' bastid is or what the fuck kind of hood rat stuff his skank ass could be up to...There's just no tellin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:10pm.
That "over the moon" shit needs to go...when did people start saying it anyway? It's so cliche.
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I hear you. It sound really insincere too. You'd think people would be able to come up with something original to say after the birth of a child... unless, of course, they hate the child. Always a possibility, I suppose.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
My dad gives me that mailman line... except he says postal employee because, well, my mom is a mailwoman and he just likes to fuck with my head.