Friday, January 2nd 2009
The "Over The Moon" Watch
Here is case #3,457,485 of a bitch using the phrase "over the moon" to describe a new part of their life. It's my duty to keep track of this kind of overused fuckery.
This one comes from Sarah Palin. She issued this statement yesterday about the birth of her new grandkiddie Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston: "We are over the moon with the arrival of this healthy, beautiful baby. The road ahead for this young couple will not be easy, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy."
Wait. If this came from Sarah Plain, shouldn't they be "over the dead moose"?
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GO DEVIL, GO!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
while we wait...
why exactly does the peen shrivel up in the cold? I never got that. When I'm cold my nips look like meat thermometers, but if a guy catches a chill his junk pops down into his shit like whack-a-mole.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
LOL! Lily Allen again:
Not Big:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zarl1kTCjco
Here she is tryna sing it drunk! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnX0t9DbwQ&feature=related
I'm sorry if you feel
That I'm actin' kinda mental
But you got me in such a state
I'm gonna do to you what you did to me
I'm gonna
RECIPROCATE
I never wanted it to end up this way
You've only got yourself to blame
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:12am.
Did devilgirl decide to submit the 2nd half of the story to Penthouse Forum instead?
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Hahahaha, I hope so. It would be more entertaining.
"Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me..."
Anyone want to make out? No? Too busy fighting again? Cool.
I am back
I run into the den and there is this puddle of blood on the floor that I couldn't believe, M and Jake (names have been changed) beating each other up, my gf is is screaming, yet the three people with M and the 3 with Jake were all watching this spectacle and yelling "kill him, kill him, blah ,blah." My mothers Roseville pottery collection, housed in the den, (all 15 pieces of it) now a pile of pottery dust, my Stickley chair reduced to fire wood and blood spilling everywhere. Jake is 6'4, M 5'7 or so and no one was breaking this up. I am yelling stop, and have no idea whose blood is refinishing my hardwood floor, so I get in between the two,(not really wise, but fuck someone had to stop it) after going hoarse screaming and losing a fist full of hair and half my shirt I pull M out from under the tall guy. I see that Jake is the bloodied one and I am like WTF? We need to call an ambulance, then the worthless peanut gallery start screaming and I finally am able to decipher that when I went to my car, M's friend came out to the den said nothing and left the room, a few seconds later M comes walking in with a metal baseball bat and bashes J in the back of the head when he was on the floor looking at some catalog of mine. My gf said that the bat went "doink, doink" and J rose up and turned around as if he hadn't even been hit and they just went at it. I am HORRIFIED. I am crying at this point and have my phone ripped from my hand by J's uncle. Then M runs off while J's gang surrounds me and starts screaming at me what a piece of shit I am, how could I have done this, why am I hanging out with him, I am a c%%%t, whore, useless bitch, you named it, the group took turns railing on me. Next thing you know the little J posse is like let's all get him and Dirk (strange guy w/M) WE'LL KILL THEM. Meanwhile my gf, who had been f buddies with M and was madly in love with him is looking for this shotgun of M's that he had at my house. THANK F'ing GOD I had hidden it days before because I felt uneasy about it being around my place(who knows where it came from or what crimes had been committed with it prior to it's appearance at my house!) I am like "are you insane? I then feel it is in my best interest to lock my doors, and call for help. Now I resist the police because in a small town, things like this become hot gossip topics and the last thing I need is my mother hearing about this out in SFO from some local filling her in on the assault w/a deadly weapon that took place at her childhood home. What would my mother thinkl! So I call a friend who is best pals with the city marshall, as I am talking to her, I hear all this screaming from under my den picture window, it's the J posse, they are threatening me, beating on my garage door, demanding the head of Matthew. The storming of the Bastille was less violent! My phone friend can hear the screaming on her end, she's like just call the cops. I also resist because I know that they have all been drinking and J is on thin ice w/law for a dui ( great people I had around me, huh?). I call another friend who is 300lbs and 6'3 and beg him to come over as he knows all parties involved. He is on his way. Meanwhile my gf is says they are going around to your kitchen. All of a sudden J kicks in my storm door on my back porch and says he knows I am hiding M, I plead with him to calm down and point out he has a severe head injury(not that you would have known it by the destruction and madness that was still going on. He and his group see M's Blazer parked in the back part of my house and then the fun began. I am serious, like a group of possessed monkeys these people jumped on, beat on, through my beautiful potted plants from my patio on this Blazer, my gf and I ran out side and I just stood there in shock. I hear a car in my drive, I run praying it's 300 lb Gus, and yes it is, as I am running back around to the patio I am clotheslines by a fist to the right eye and down I go. I wear hard contact lenses, so this fucking hurt......(commercial, Tits are you still with me?)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:08am.
Have you tried maybe chewing it?
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I think she was just in a hurry to get the 'special' surprise at the bottom of the box.
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Did devilgirl decide to submit the 2nd half of the story to Penthouse Forum instead?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
good call mani, good call.
Mix Well, my bad, I am just kind of frustrated with the whole thing. Sorry for being such a beyotch about it.
now where in the fuck is DevilGirl? I need to hear the rest of her hillbilly soap opera!!!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
...off the dickless wonder who I dated and was humiliated...
Maybe it was just cold?
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I hope devilgirl is furiously typing right now.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
*smooches Manimal on the beak*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Good job ignoring IT, all. Keep doing it.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
nay, Mix Well, I am talking to you and anyone else who wants to stir that pot. I don't know you so it's not at all personal, but I am so friggin' over that topic. EVERYONE IS. if people are being cool and telling stories and shit, why fuck it up with dramz?
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:05am.
SB was baby dick boy the houseguest?
i have to read it again.
MAN THAT CARAMEL CORN GOES FAST!
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Have you tried maybe chewing it?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:03am.
omg STFU about it. seriously.
MC, it doesn't seem worth it to get involved.
Happy New Year to you!
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***Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:05am.
SB was baby dick boy the houseguest?
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No, she went out to the car to retrieve his nakkie pics.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
SB was baby dick boy the houseguest?
i have to read it again.
MAN THAT CARAMEL CORN GOES FAST!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
DEVILGIRL!
COME BACK! I CAN'T STAND IT! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! <--------------blood curdling scream...Please - carry on:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
omg STFU about it. seriously.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:47am.
Am soooooo tempted to cuttabeesh *biting tongue*
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my money is on the blood curdling scream coming from one of the naked sex girls.
or both.***
Maybe 'baby dick boy' emerged from the bedroom...
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:35am.
MORE DEVIL GIRL MORE!!
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*nudges TITS for bogeying the corn*
*chants* MORE MORE MORE!
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Devilgirl,
I'm starting to do a pee pee dance. gotta go
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my money is on the blood curdling scream coming from one of the naked sex girls.
or both.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
devilgirl - I have been lurking for the last hour or so but now I have to get ready to go out but I AM NOT MOVING until I read the end of this story!!!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:54am.
Ha!
Is she over the moon because she sampled her in laws product? She's having a little Tripp of her own?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
so just to recap.
comes home ripped
finds assorted people in living room (who want to see progressively nude photos of someone?).
temporary houseguest in mothers bedroom with two whores.
strange man in dg's bedroom.
goes outside hears blood curdling scream.
*passes homemade caramel corn around*
*feel free to pick out the peanuts, there's lots of them*
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
***Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:50am.
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At least I got a new siggy out of it. Now I'm done. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER: "skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
*holding back pee break for end of DG's story...*
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:43am.
angel_i: Don't even bother. Not EVEN worth it...trust.
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For reals. This ain't even the thread. *eyeroll*
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Mix Well on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:42am.
angel, show respect.
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Who are you? My mother? Yeesh!
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
And now it compliments me!
*struts around back and forth*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
angel_i: Don't even bother. Not EVEN worth it...trust.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Besides MixWell:
We HAVE been hashing it out all day.
What else is there for us to do?
A child died here not long ago. She was beaten to death by her grandma. Not one person in the forum shed a tear for her even tho I cried most of the day about it. I didn't see you come on here and shout for respect...why? Cuz she wasn't famous?
Did you cry for her?
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Does anyone hear something?
Me neither.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by Mix Well on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:36am.
does it mean anything to you that a child is dead?
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Not on this thread, hunny. On this thread a child was born.
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
*makes popcorn while waiting for devilgirl's grand finale*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
MORE DEVIL GIRL MORE!!
i had to run and get some caramel corn.
this is like a who dun it!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:23am.
Clown makeup would've totally distracted you from the tiny peen, just sayin'.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@devilgirl:
ACK! DON'T STOP! MEANIE!
WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Tits, this is for you:
The same summer as the hillbilly preggo beat down, my houseguest (a terrible choice on my part!) Matthew(he also has a twin!) involved me in another scandal. I was out with a girlfriend getting catnipped at a friends( catnipped out 'o' my mind). I dreaded going home, cause I was enjoying my high and just knew someone would fuck up my buzz. I pull in the driveway and notice the car of a guy I, how shall I put it..... oh well, a guy I had a f buddy situation with, but wasn't any longer( he got married). Matthew and this guy had become enemies in recent months, and I hadn't seen this guy in ages myself. I told my pal this was weird and swore if there was any illegal activity going on I was unleashing my wrath on the two. I walk in and this guy, his wife, his uncle and some retard are all sitting in my den. No Matthew.I say hi somewhat uncomfortably and ask what they are all doing here and where is Matthew. The ysaid to see me and that Matthew had let them in and never came back out to the den. I excuse myself and go in search of M to give him the riot act over letting people in when I am not around. I hear women's voices coming from my mom's bedroom, MY MOTHERS BEDROOM! I call for M, out he comes, towel around waist, nothing else. I am like what the fu... when two half naked slanks come out of the room giggling and just heading for my bathroom like they owned the fucking place. I continue with WTF is going on in my house and who are these skanks in my mothers room and why are they (den people) in my house? He assures me that the menage a trois girls are cool and he had no idea why the others were here. All of a sudden another guy comes trapsing out of MY ROOM, clothed, but I have never seen him before. I come unhinged and tell him to get them all out and pronto. My buzz slowly dying. I go out to make chit chat with the other fools who have no reason to want to see me and attempt to get them to leave. My girlfriend says "they want to see the pictures you found at Chuck's tonight" I had totally forgotten about these fab photos of this guy I had dated a million years ago that I had found at my friend Chuck's. This ex had lived with him for awhile and things with me had ended really badly and he had also pissed off Chuck. The ex left behind a suitcase I asked chuck if I could rummage through since the ex was a horrible thief and I wanted to see if I could recover any of mine or any other victims stolen items. As my gf, chuck and myself dug through piles of stuff, I came upon pictures, as I flipped through them I stopped and just broke into uncontrolled laughter. Once I could speak I said oh my god, I fucking dated this loser. They grabbed the pictures that had cause my fit and they too laughed; This idiot had taken several photos of himself gradually getting nude, each photo had a different pose and then he was down to the gayest male g-string EVER, then nothing, which was the funniest one of all because it was proof of what I had told people after we broke up- an infant boy had a bigger penis than this guy. The photos were hilarious, so I went down to my car to get them and happily show off the dickless wonder who I dated and was humiliated for having done so (he is the worst thing. I am ashamed to have even, well... anyway. I am digging through my car when I hear this blood curdling scream. I had no idea what had happened in my house but that scream made me think that there certainly was a dead body in my house. I ran and got to the den when......... (commercial, Tits if you are there let me know and I will continue after I feed my cats in a few minutes)
lol@over the dead moose
skybitchie, where is your pal period?
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 12:15am.
***Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:51pm.
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Tongue me and call me Jacob...Don't ask questions, just do it...and tell no one...
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Oh what the hell, it's Friday night.....
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That's the spirit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
***Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:51pm.
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Tongue me and call me Jacob...Don't ask questions, just do it...and tell no one...
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Oh what the hell, it's Friday night.....
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:56pm.
I hope you're silent because you're busy typing devilgirl.
Either story.
Episodes would be good, then we can postulate. NO tv.
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What?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Shania Twain?
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:55pm.
@TITS:
Well who is it then???
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papers please.
MOUNTIE CHICK!
hang you head in shame.
Would it help if I put a horsey in the background?
sheesh. I DID claim the title mountie tits in tl's church thing.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s