The "Over The Moon" Watch

Here is case #3,457,485 of a bitch using the phrase "over the moon" to describe a new part of their life. It's my duty to keep track of this kind of overused fuckery.

This one comes from Sarah Palin. She issued this statement yesterday about the birth of her new grandkiddie Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston: "We are over the moon with the arrival of this healthy, beautiful baby. The road ahead for this young couple will not be easy, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy."

Wait. If this came from Sarah Plain, shouldn't they be "over the dead moose"?

Thanks Michael

Posted by: Michael K

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Over The Moon

Submitted by Angelica on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:49pm.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:23pm.

I'm glad she's over the moon! And I sincerely hope she stays there, in the frozen silence of space... until she's taken out be a random asteroid.
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I wonder if her family can see "over the moon" from her backyard -- if they use binoculars, of course!

As for the name "Tripp", it's very unfortunate. How many times is the kid going to be tripped in school?

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:49pm.

Oh! That F5 thing makes a difference.

Well we KNEW that.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by TITS: "Additions:
At the end of the day.
Win Win.
Run it up the flag pole.
Blue sky it.
Innovate.
Leverage.
Off shore.
On shore.
Out sourcing.
In sourcing.

and of course the oldie that makes me spit nails... *drumroll* New Paradigm."

I guess you're corporate. The one that I used to hear a LOT when I was at the investment bank was: "It is what it is". Gah.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:47pm.

Leash, hit F5 and refresh. It's there.

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:46pm.

I hope all the ladies in here love their assets as much as I love mine. We need to learn to love ourselves, and we might as well start with our naughty parts.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:46pm.

WTF? I'm not seeing it, Pauly. Did you cholarize yourself or something?

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:45pm.

Now where's my dear angel_i? She's missing from the party!

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:45pm.

THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:45pm.

Can anyone in here paint? I'd like the cow and the moon picture painted on the roof of my bathroom so that when I'm doing my business I can remember there is still good in the world even though I'm fouling it up with my rear.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:44pm.

@Pauly: I don't think it took. Same ol' Pauly, whistling...

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:43pm.

Hello hello hello 'leash and Sugar. Like my new avatar?

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:42pm.

Submitted by devilgirl: "(scared to say, but oh heck) mah/my boo. *winces at backlash*"

No, devilgirl, i completely agree with that one, too. It grates on my last nerve. Fortunately, it only appears in writing. Haven't heard too many people say it out loud at all.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:41pm.

Pauly, I saw a pic you could use as your avvie. It says I Love My Penis.

Leash - neter you than me. I don't have the stomach for that kind of thing.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:40pm.

And then there was Pauly...

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:40pm.

Um, maybe they should have done something worthwhile and USED PROTECTION.
Oh well, I guess it's fine. Bristol's little baby will have a perfect playmate in his Uncle Trigg.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:39pm.

@No, I was NOT too "over the moon" about THAT happy shit. Stupid damn dog. I was dry-heaving the whole time I had wash her. Thank god it's not cold here.

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:39pm.

I'm in love with my penis.

I'm so over the moon that I get to look at it smiling up at me every morning.

I'm overjoyed that it's attached to me.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:37pm.

Leash: That is not something you should be OVER THE MOON about.

Okay, I'll stop.

Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:36pm.

Tits, add to that list "Life is like a box ' o ' chocolates, I am so jazzed, the fav single words, cougar, chick magnate, and I am sorry MK and to millions of others (scared to say, but oh heck) mah/my boo. *winces at backlash*

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:34pm.

Once, just ONCE I want a press release to be totally honest.

"Yeah, we didn't plan the kid but the paps caught us going into the abortion clinic so here we are. She pushed twice, wussed out, opted for a c-section and is now addicted to Vicodin and saline solution. The kid is kind of fug and shits all over the place. Takes after her dad if you ask me. I'm just sticking around until people forget about us, then I'm going to run off with what ever slut of the month blows me the most and I'm outta here."

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Submitted by gina latina on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:34pm.

The baby was named Tripp in honor of what his paternal memaw likes to do on her spare time. "Dealing Dope" was much too difficult for them to spell out on the birth certificate.

I never thought I could despise a bitch more than Parisite, until this dumb hick came along.

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~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:31pm.

I'm o.k. Can I borrow your housekeeper though? Just kidding. One of the big dogs just rolled in caca and I had to wash her dirty ass.

Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:29pm.

I thought 'over the moon' was a Brit expression. See, you learn new things all the time here. WTF name is Tripp tho'- I mean really.

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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:28pm.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:23pm.
@Sugaroo: No, no throwing anything. Makes me think of throwing up.

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Wordy word. How you feeling? Are you OVER THE MOON with your vicodin? Clever of me to work that in, wasn't it? Pfft!

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:27pm.

I'm thinking Bullwinkle J. Moose was the nursery theme.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:26pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:21pm.

I hate that statement, as well as "we feel so blessed", "I am so in love with being a mom", "Couldn't you just eat him/her", "I love the way babies smell"

Additions:
At the end of the day.
Win Win.
Run it up the flag pole.
Blue sky it.
Innovate.
Leverage.
Off shore.
On shore.
Out sourcing.
In sourcing.

and of course the oldie that makes me spit nails... *drumroll* New Paradigm.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:24pm.

I hate this bitch with a passion. My god, she's the biggest fucking tool bit on this fucking planet.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:23pm.

I'm glad she's over the moon! And I sincerely hope she stays there, in the frozen silence of space... until she's taken out be a random asteroid.

GO ASTEROID!

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:23pm.

@Sugaroo: No, no throwing anything. Makes me think of throwing up.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:22pm.

Give them their own OK spread for a million, like Jamie Lynn got. *EYEROLL*

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:22pm.

I want to be all over a moonpie :(

O/T: MK really needs to change that Brad & AJ picture, or move it to the bottom of the page or something, its creeping me out.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:21pm.

Stock Broker on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:19pm

Grandma Palin dun shot all the wolves.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:21pm.

I hate that statement, as well as "we feel so blessed", "I am so in love with being a mom", "Couldn't you just eat him/her", "I love the way babies smell"

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:21pm.

Hey Sugaroo... It's somewhere in the 70s here. ANd I am NOT over the moon about anything, I'm still feeling pukey and the Aleve didn't help. What's up?