Friday, January 2nd 2009
The "Over The Moon" Watch
Here is case #3,457,485 of a bitch using the phrase "over the moon" to describe a new part of their life. It's my duty to keep track of this kind of overused fuckery.
This one comes from Sarah Palin. She issued this statement yesterday about the birth of her new grandkiddie Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston: "We are over the moon with the arrival of this healthy, beautiful baby. The road ahead for this young couple will not be easy, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy."
Wait. If this came from Sarah Plain, shouldn't they be "over the dead moose"?
Thanks Michael
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It's starting to feel like we're all sitting around a campfire telling stories.
Nice.
Very Nice.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
angel_i: YES!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:43am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:40am.
HeHeHe
He was in my fav movie, Double Midgetation!
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Not to be confused with his twin brother, Preston-didgitation.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:35am.
Angel, while we're waiting why don't you share one of yours? I've got nothing that compares.... that I could post.
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Okay!
I love this one. It's called: A Stinkbomb In McDonald's. Waddyathink? Should I tell?
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Ultimately I want to know if the mother ever found out about any of this!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:38am.
Goodnight my darlings.
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Goodnight, babe. Sleep tight:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:40am.
HeHeHe
He was in my fav movie, Double Midgetation!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Nite, Pauly, have a great night in the Bio-Dome.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Nite, Pauly.
TV......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7WRIk6ZoX8
Goodnight my darlings. Time for me to swim with the sperms in my dreams.
Nite, MC! *thwacks ass with a towel* :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:20am.
my guess, scream is the wife from den walking in on two half nekkid skanks
*crossing legs holding pee*
EDIT - OMFG What a StoRy!! worth it!
'My gf said that the bat went "doink, doink" '
lfol!
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totally hyssie!
the bit that stopped me cold was (who knows where it came from or what crimes had been committed with it prior to it's appearance at my house!)
oh man i haven't lived!
Angel, while we're waiting why don't you share one of yours? I've got nothing that compares.... that I could post.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:30am.
Cracker Jacks!? So all those popcorn kernels weren't mine? You'll at least find a larger surprise at the bottom.
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LOL! You were in our guest hamper last night. We never sleep or play in there. The kernels were yours and DA's. Admit it!
ON T: Cows jump.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Is THAT all, Pauly? Looks like y'all are generatin' plenty of heat with the paddles an' stuff. I feel like somebody's ol' shot-out grandmother tonight. Maybe I'll just watch a lil' bit, from the sidelines.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:26am.
ah ha ha ha ha I think I just shat myself. On that note, I gotta go. Nite all!
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Nite, sweet!
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
angel, I may not be huge in the height sense of things, but my one appendage could give MiniMe as a whole a run for his money.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:29am.
angel, did you think I'd be gentle? Come on now. It's me you're talking to.
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Well, I dunno - we just met and everything...
And it's not like you're a big huge guy or anything....anywhore: no worries - as long as we're on the same page! Whack away!;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
nite, MC!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
MC: I haven't been on much lately due to my brutal work sched. Come over here and gimme a kiss!
*MUAH!*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
And you're in capable hands... Be easy with him, ladies! Don't leave marks where anyone can see them...
It's all just one big circle of happy, 'leash. All we need is a heated blanket.
@Pauly: O.k! I can see you're getting plenty o' love up in THIS place!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:27am.
...I've had it up to here __
BWWAAHHAAAAAHAAA!!!!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:27am.
Cracker Jacks!? So all those popcorn kernels weren't mine? You'll at least find a larger surprise at the bottom.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
A piece of crap is smarter then Sarah Palin er I mean Plain.
angel, did you think I'd be gentle? Come on now. It's me you're talking to.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:27am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:25am.
I just couldn't believe he was doing that to Gary Coleman. I swear, I've had it up to here __ with midgets.
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No! No! Sexy times are nothing without midgets!
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:27am.
I just couldn't believe he was doing that to Gary Coleman. I swear, I've had it up to here __ with midgets.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:25am.
No, angel, I want to use my caveman paddle. It leaves pictures of stickman deer on your cheeks.
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YAY! I haven't had etchings on my ass in FOREVAH!
I warn you tho - I don't bruise easily;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:25am.
I just couldn't believe he was doing that to Gary Coleman. I swear, I've had it up to here __ with midgets.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:13am.
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*munching on cracker jacks* *guzzling PURPLE DRANK*
*reading story* *mumbling* ...like a group of possessed monkeys..
Wait a second! WTF!?!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@Devilgirl
LMAO! this is better than 'Cops'!!
MORE!! TYPE FASTER!!!
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ubmitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:18am.
Mine just pulls my nutsack over it like a little wrinkly blanket
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ah ha ha ha ha I think I just shat myself. On that note, I gotta go. Nite all!
Thanks for the story DG! Skybitch, I haven't talked to you in a hot minute, but what is up you sexay thang!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
I was getting weary of all that girlie talk about body size earlier. Smooches. There. There's 2009 kiss from a ginger.
No, angel, I want to use my caveman paddle. It leaves pictures of stickman deer on your cheeks.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:20am.
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It's that fucking Vern Troyer. I KNEW he was bad news when he got that video camera out, the little bastard!
'leash - there's a novel in here that I'm trying to read but my noodle isn't cooperating.
DG - guuuurl, that is some cuh-razy shit. What I love about your stories is how real they feel, I could totally hear the 'doink, doink' sound and just imagine the chaos and madness. I hope this was a long time ago and you have since removed these shady characters from your life (and your home!!!)
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:22am.
angel_i, if you say cum one more time you're in for a whole heap of spankings.
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CUM! YAY ME!
Wanna use my SpongeBob paddle? =)
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Am I missing anything good Pauly?
Exactly, Molotov. It's all about basic instinct.
devilgirl, that is hilarious. Can you introduce me to your 300 lb. friend Gus? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
angel_i, if you say cum one more time you're in for a whole heap of spankings.
Pauly, I thought this was all that the little man EVER said!
"Fuck this, I'm going inside where it's WARM."
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:13am.
( great people I had around me, huh?).
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I have these same stories, hunny! That's how cum I like yours so much. I'm not aloooooooone!;p
Waiting on the next installment:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
my guess, scream is the wife from den walking in on two half nekkid skanks
*crossing legs holding pee*
EDIT - OMFG What a StoRy!! worth it!
'My gf said that the bat went "doink, doink" '
lfol!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:14am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:12am.
Did devilgirl decide to submit the 2nd half of the story to Penthouse Forum instead?
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Hahahaha, I hope so. It would be more entertaining.
"Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me..."
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Holy shit!!! You saw my letter!! Those midgets are fucking crazy, right!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Molotov, I believe it's because the little man is saying, "What in the fucking shit is this cold garbage? Fuck this, I'm going inside where it's WARM."
Basic instinct.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:17am.
while we wait...
why exactly does the peen shrivel up in the cold? I never got that. When I'm cold my nips look like meat thermometers, but if a guy catches a chill his junk pops down into his shit like whack-a-mole.
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Mine just pulls my nutsack over it like a little wrinkly blanket
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.