Friday, January 2nd 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Why is Wolverine so angry? The jacuzzi is supposed to be soothing. Have a glass of boxed wine, put your peen in the jet and relax - Towleroad

Chloe Sevigny is in a two-piece - Egotastic!

No break for Beckham - Lainey Gossip

Brit Brit returns to her native Walmart - Just Jared

Beat and beater - Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Garner has been pregnant for decades - Popsugar

The horror of celebrity clowns - Cityrag

The Queen's family jewels have been stolen - Hollywood Rag

How was Aretha Franklin not #1 on this list? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Working out every day isn't going to erase Fergie's methface - I'm Not Obsessed

Sophia Bush still exists - ICYDK

Kate Hudson is boring - Celebitchy

Posted by: Michael K


dallyflyguy's picture

never enough chloe sevigne. thanks

Thornhill's picture

"Brit, who wore Christian Louboutin pumps"....
I was wondering how I could used this piece of worthless information to the benefit of mankind...but I can't I'm sorry..

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Mysmichelle's picture

Brit Brit must have gotten a gift card for chrismas

M.E.'s picture

Is Jennifer Garner, EVER going to have that baby? Jebus. She is HUGE!!!!!!!!

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:18pm.

I do not understand the appeal of Chloe. Like Maggie Gyllenhall.

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I really want to hate Chloe, but she's a very good actor. She's amazing on Big Love.

However, I agree on Gyllenhall.

M.E.'s picture

Happy 2009 Bradi and the rest of you sluts!

M.E.'s picture

Since Vegas got cancelled, I have to watch the first 25 minutes of Transformers almost daily to get my Josh Dumahl fix.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

M.E.!!!
Happy New Year.
♥ attacks.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

As well as the relic car Dept. store Santa drives, littered with kiddie porn, stolen toys from work and halloween costumes.

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Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:37pm

Does Depends make wedding motif garments?
Josh carries a Sham Wow at all times I bet.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

M.E.'s picture

AAAAAAAAAAACHHH!

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THE CLOWN LINK!!??!?!?!!?!?

*hides in corner*
*curls into ball*
*rocks back and forth*

Sock-Monkey's picture

Let's hope Fergie doesn't pee on her wedding dress...cause you know she can't help herself when she gets excited.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Even his muscles have muscles.

DG, the booze breath on Santa is a dead giveaway.

M.E.'s picture

Wolverine........YUUUUMMAH!

Yeah, . , there are a few childhood Santa photos where my mom and I think
the dept. store Santa looks like a pedo.

Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:19pm.

Yeah . , I'll give the old man credit, but seriously, clown make-up? Why would anyone other than a serial killer or person on the lam want to be, look, or even act like a clown? Clowns need to be shot!
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Don't forget the Santa Suit child touchers. Icky. I have an old picture of me on a 'Santa' lap that skeeves me out to this DAY.

UKer's picture

sorry about the double post.
don't know what happened.

iHeartHaters's picture

Shitters was in town for another bushpig backfat lip injection.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Britney Spears reminds me of Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos. She's such a fucking slob, even when she looks like she's showered.

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Hekki's picture

I was going to ask why Brit hangs out at Sonic and Wal-Mart when she has all that money and can get realllly good food and shop at Target. But then I doubt McComb, MS has too many upscale eateries.

I have a love/hate thing going on with Chloe Sevigny. She looks ugly in still photos, but in action, I think she can be attractive.

Aren't the clown photos Photoshopped? I thought they were...

UKer's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:18pm.

I do not understand the appeal of Chloe. Like Maggie Gyllenhall.
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that's because they're actors and not famewhores, i personally love them both.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is a great actor, and her boyfriend is a soooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooot!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

"Working out every day isn't going to erase Fergie's methface"

I am still in denial she got that piece of hwatnees Josh.
RUN JOSH RUN!!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Yeah . , I'll give the old man credit, but seriously, clown make-up? Why would anyone other than a serial killer or person on the lam want to be, look, or even act like a clown? Clowns need to be shot!

dramaqueen365247's picture

I do not understand the appeal of Chloe. Like Maggie Gyllenhall.
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UKer's picture

This has been such a boring week for gossip.
in the new year could we have more, Anderson Cooper, Aniston/Mayer and RPATZ.

((DevilGirl))

Harrison still looks pretty hot despite his years. Men have it so GD easy.

Sugaroo's picture

Wolverine is really just a pussay when his peeny weeny gets yanked.

I have no idea why I said that.

Not even feeling it. The FK claws kill it for me.

Harrison Ford in all his clown make-up glory looks like he is about to sit down for an in depth interview w/James Lipton.