Friday, January 2nd 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Why is Wolverine so angry? The jacuzzi is supposed to be soothing. Have a glass of boxed wine, put your peen in the jet and relax - Towleroad
Chloe Sevigny is in a two-piece - Egotastic!
No break for Beckham - Lainey Gossip
Brit Brit returns to her native Walmart - Just Jared
Beat and beater - Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Garner has been pregnant for decades - Popsugar
The horror of celebrity clowns - Cityrag
The Queen's family jewels have been stolen - Hollywood Rag
How was Aretha Franklin not #1 on this list? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Working out every day isn't going to erase Fergie's methface - I'm Not Obsessed
Sophia Bush still exists - ICYDK
Kate Hudson is boring - Celebitchy
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I've got severe panty pudding issues after seeing the Wolverine trailer! it looks HWAT!!!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Becks is still SUPER HOT! Mmmmmmmm! I especially enjoy him shirtless, it should be mandated by law that he walk around shirtless 95% of the time. And that he be silent 100% of that time. Fergie is HELLA fug always!
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Chloe Sevigny has a decent body,she should show it off more
The dude Brit Brit is with is hot!
Beat and beater-Yeah..but I would still do them
The horror of celebrity clowns-umm,where was Xtina?
Fergie looks beat and kinda like Kirstie Alley
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ugh! one would think the way "celebrities" thrust themselves in our faces 24/7 without any permission that they hold some kind of importance in our day to day lives welll........ THEY FUCKING DON"T!!!
I wish they would just go far far away and leave this lil black duck in peace
I don't see much of a difference between Nicole Kidmans celebrity clown face and normal clown face.
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peen in the jet ... Egg drop soup anyone ?
fergie has a great body, but dammit to hell with that face...is josh serious about waking up to that everyday?
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certified to knock dicks outta mouths...
die kate hudson die
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Sheeps: "I can explain: she's the kind of gal who wears Louboutins to Wal-Mart but flip-flops to Il Sole."
You nailed it, Sheeps. Brilliant.
evil shoe, so does just jared. everytime i go there, a million windows of the just jared site pop up over and over again. so annoying.
p.s. i heard macs cant get viruses. does anyone know if thats true?
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Normally I am anti-jester, but Harrison Ford makes for a HWAT clown.
I would def tap that.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Re Fergie: I thought it was my imagination, but she does still have methface with a hint of botox.
Re Kate Hudson: She is trying to be like her mother but she doesn't have the same charisma that her mother has. Or the talent.
i keep reading blind items about ben affleck and jen garner--doesn't sound good!
Wolverine is defending his claim on Mah Boo.
Let's see your claws, MK.
*settles in with popcorn*
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I wonder if they serve nutria burgers at the Sonic Brit went to for lunch.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It was a keystroke logger attempt on a link from that site. I just viewed it in my Symantec corporate account.
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Dick happens! - MK
My firewall for the second time has said Hollywood Tuna has a virus on it. I wouldn't go there if I were you guys.
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Dick happens! - MK
So sad to hear about Jett Travolta's death. My condolences go out to the Travolta family.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090102/us_nm/us_travolta_2
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:59pm.
"Brit, who wore Christian Louboutin pumps"....
I was wondering how I could used this piece of worthless information to the benefit of mankind...but I can't I'm sorry..
I can explain: she's the kind of gal who wears Louboutins to Wal-Mart but flip-flops to Il Sole.
ubmitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:13pm.
PS. You're kidding, right? It totally makes me wince;p
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most def not kidding. I love that kind of singing voice.
when i sing it sounds like angry cats in heat.
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Well, I have many styles...but not just now lol - I had to settle for what I could get;p
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Oh shit was it labeled as "suicide"? Fucking $cienos.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
PS. You're kidding, right? It totally makes me wince;p
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most def not kidding. I love that kind of singing voice.
when i sing it sounds like angry cats in heat.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
TMZ you trolls.
Mysmichelle???
Jett???? DO you have a link?
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
o/t travolta's son died
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:45pm.
IN OTHER NEWS - I AM TOTALLY EMBARRASSING MYSELF TODAY! WANNA SEE?!? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
♥ Threadkill
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Sweet peaches and cream corn!
WOW. Your voice is aMAZING.
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PS. You're kidding, right? It totally makes me wince;p
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:54pm.
What do you mean angel?
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I saw you luvin' up on TITS.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:32pm.
LOL!
my avatar had a starring role in your video!
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LOL! It almost does, hunny! You're a classic:)
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
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UKer, I love people of all makes.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:41pm.
UKer, you can fall in love with me any day.
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Are you gay?
Because if you're straight there's no chance of me falling in love with you.
what can I say? I have a sickness.
I cannot get geeked for Wolverine...I keep picturing him in gold shiney pants doing the high kick.
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
What do you mean angel?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:32pm.
LOL!
my avatar had a starring role in your video!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:45pm.
Makes me feel a little shitty for wasting hours of my time on that idiotic thread in troll central last night.
ps - stunned that you got my newest avatar in!
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I'm shocked you see it! LOL!
I took a bunch of avvies from the monster thread and then whatever came to mind as I patched them up there...
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You just go on about your business:)
Pauly!
I saw you last night, by the by.
I know what you were up to.
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:34pm.
Tits- hopefully I can slide on this horrible mistake and TV will never know, unless I am outed, then...... well I guess I will have to take my lumps! : )
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Sorry I missed this reply, I was on instant messenger. *snidely whiplash snicker*
I'm thoughtful that way :D
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
IN OTHER NEWS - I AM TOTALLY EMBARRASSING MYSELF TODAY! WANNA SEE?!? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
♥ Threadkill
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Sweet peaches and cream corn!
WOW. Your voice is aMAZING.
Makes me feel a little shitty for wasting hours of my time on that idiotic thread in troll central last night.
ps - stunned that you got my newest avatar in!
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
UKer, you can fall in love with me any day.
Could someone please tell me why do I keep falling in love with gay men whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
I just love them, they're clean,tidy, good looking and they smell good.
what's agirl to do?
M.E., I think it's on in the morning. I'm in EST so I don't know what it is PST. I've never watched it but I see the ads for it because I DVR other shows.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
angel, my darling!
Sugaroo, is it on during the day?
Cuz I R at werk during day times.
Maybe I should move back in with the 'rents and become a freeloader.
No, wait. Nevermind. I'd wind up behind bars on murder charges.
Ok. I'll have to DVR it then.
Tits- hopefully I can slide on this horrible mistake and TV will never know, unless I am outed, then...... well I guess I will have to take my lumps! : )
Dear MK,
I don't understand why you would post news from such sources as Just Jared. I know you make money from this. But, obviously,they are just trying to slander everything that we, at DListed, hold dear. Don't you think you owe it to us to do what we say?
(JUST KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING! Some loon at JJ posted that the day he posted an OK article stating that Angelina should not have more kids.)
IN OTHER NEWS - I AM TOTALLY EMBARRASSING MYSELF TODAY! WANNA SEE?!? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
DG, I thought that WAS TV. I mean, all avatars on here are accurate... right?
See if you can bribe Socky to hide in her hamper. Crushed up dryer sheets should do the trick.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:41pm.
Since Vegas got cancelled, I have to watch the first 25 minutes of Transformers almost daily to get my Josh Dumahl fix.
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Las Vegas is shown 2 times every week day on TNT, if you get that station. Not that I ever watched it, you understand.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Tits- Shit, you are so right. Isn't TV's avie Capt. Spaulding? I do like Capt. Spaulding, a Rob Zombie creation is never wrong.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:59pm.
"Brit, who wore Christian Louboutin pumps"....
I was wondering how I could used this piece of worthless information to the benefit of mankind...but I can't I'm sorry..
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Well, you could use it to illustrate many pithy points. Rich yet poor at heart... Money galore yet can't stay away from a moral dumpster like walmart. The rich get richer. I could go on, but you get the drift.
I believe those shoes are upwards of $400.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:19pm.
I'll give the old man credit, but seriously, clown make-up? Why would anyone other than a serial killer or person on the lam want to be, look, or even act like a clown? Clowns need to be shot!
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When TV logs on you are in soooOOOoo much troooOOOOuble!
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Chloe is just nasty. Yick.
Violet Affleck looks adorable! In that one thumbmnail she smiles like she's saying, "Oh, hey, the guys with the cameras! Hi!"
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