Monday, January 5th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 2nd!
ATTTTCCCHHHOOOOOOOOO!! What the.....? - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
So easy, even a caveman's freckled home-schooled second cousin could do it. - Stoney
You know you're officially considered a loser when a pack of 4 inch lizards think they can take you on... - moistiest
Paris Hilton's crotch critters attack the Rite Aid checkout boy. - Dr. Funk
Thanks Mark
ShareThis
Worst Jim Morrison Costume Ever.
Are the gekko earrings and nose ring a little too much?
----------------------------------
A 15 minute gnaw can save Napoleon Dynamite over 15% on his car insurance!
and he thought things were bad when he got crabs...
"Pedro offers you his protection."
No dude, you can get high off these gekkos. You'll be in a trance.
___________________________________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
All I know is, so long as I keep these things on my face, I'm gonna save 15% on my car insurance.
___________________________________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
This just doesnt seem to be working.. Maybe it really is time to switch to ProActive
Alex Hains After he went down on the WINO!
Leggo my gecko!
Sleeping with Paris may give you crabs, but kissing that dork will give you lizards!
These four are the lucky ones - the others that couldn't jump as high are stuck on his peen!
Hey, if Demi Moore can use leaches to look young there's no reason John Heder can't use lizards to clear up his acne.
Frank tried the latest acne remedy from El Salvador.
He died 10 minutes later.
Geico can't save you money on Proactiv.
***********************************************************
"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
http://girlandherbooks.blogspot.com/
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com
And we thought being named Adolph Hitler Cambell was the worst thing to happen to him.
I-guana stay a virgin.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Crocodile Hunter: The Prequel.
................................................
Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
George Clooney's attempt to plug his nose before eating Paris' fish taco
________________________________
A website dedicated to a badass dead moth:
www.ergyled.blogspot.com
Sometimes a purity ring just isn't enough.
................................................
Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
MAH BOO-gers
And I thought rat-tails were a fashion faux-pas.
... Ohhhhh, so THAT's what happened to Michael Phelps!
Liz on my face and tell me that you love me.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Quadruple anole penetration
Jurrassic Dork.
I vote for WTFOMGLOL. Priceless.
Hot on the heels of the launch of his successful Hot Topic fashions, Perez Hilton previews his new line of accessories.
Dunces and Dragons
Proactiv didn't work so he ordered the lizard-lickin' zit kickin' kit.
Since the credit crunch Geiko's sale techniques had got a bit more hard ball.
"ok, ok I will buy the car insurance!"
It may be green, but at least he gets a lot of tail.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Considering his track record with women, Ned initially thought himself lucky to have scored a night with Paris.
lizard 1: dude, this pizza face tastes NOTHING like pizza.
lizard 2: hey, it was this or applebee's..so blow me
Kharma Chameleon was not just a song, dude.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Nice fucking jacket, Astro Boy. Those green slimy things hanging from your nostris are the least of your worries.
Will this really gila my acne?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Organic acupuncture really skinks!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Do these alligator clips look stupid?
----------------------------------
I-guana march to the beat of my own drummer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by McLovin on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:32pm.
Geico customers proof of insurance.
Hahahaha!! That's funny, ho! :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
He'll do anything for a gd Geicko discount!
Forget mood rings, now there are mood lizards! You can tell either he's horny from their green color, or they're ill from hanging on his butta-face.
Next up is 2 alligators hanging from his balls, but they won't work in getting rid of the pimples on his ass either.
Before They Were Famous:
The Geico lizard, seen here in his early days working as a fetish lizard, before his big break.
♀♀♀Tell me I'm not spending too much time on happy endings, and my life does not rely on how much love you might be lending me♀♀♀
That is Thailand's version of Proactive....and England's version of P. Diddy endorsing it.
Don't ask where the 5th lizard is...
This young man was one of the victims kissed by Wino in her scabies phase.
♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫
"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
Wait, you have something on your face. No, a little to the left. A little more, nope, still there.
Yet, another failed method of torture at Guantanamo Bay. If at first you don't succeed...waterboard again!
While leeches have long been thought to cleanse the blood, Jordan was the first to try the new theory that lizards suck puss.
Jessica Simpson tried everything before she finally found Proactiv.