Monday, January 5th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 2nd!
ATTTTCCCHHHOOOOOOOOO!! What the.....? - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
So easy, even a caveman's freckled home-schooled second cousin could do it. - Stoney
You know you're officially considered a loser when a pack of 4 inch lizards think they can take you on... - moistiest
Paris Hilton's crotch critters attack the Rite Aid checkout boy. - Dr. Funk
Thanks Mark
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Stoney's was best.
those really weren't funny, as most of the caption this bits haven't been lately. but good try.
Edit, cuz I can.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
ELB ELB ELB ELB ELB ELB ELB ELB ELB ELB ELO ELO ELO ELO ELO ELO ELO
and a Happy New Year to the rest of Y'alls.
the DUDE! abides...
Supoib! On the podium with Stoney, Dr Funk and moistiest!! Congrats all and thanx to MK and all of y'all! :)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Thanx folx.You're not funny until MK sez you are! ;^D
Congrats ElB, Stoney, moistest, and Dr. Funk!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LMAO congrats ELB & everyone else :)
Congrats Hookers!
Special shout-out to mah main hookers, El B and Stoney! Woot Woot
Congrats, funny makers!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
OMG! I won!!!! Thanks, you guys.
El Bastardo!
*This coupon good for one congratulatory slurping*
Funny stuff as always bunnehs!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
ELB! making fun of the less fortunate again, eh? ♥
congrats Stoney, moistiest and Dr. F. those were all very hillarious
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Mayja congrats! LOL!
Great job.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Congratulations funny sluts! ElB is on FIAH!
LOL Congrats people!! ElB you funny fucker, well done again my friend! Stoney I knew that shit was gonna win!! Great job too moist & Doc F!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Woohoo ElB - congrats!!
Congrats to Stoney, moistest and Dr. Funk as well!
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Congrats to all the winners! You funny lizard lubbers! *WooT*
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.
Congrats ElB!
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
They saved him 15% on car insurance, trimmed his nose and ear hairs, and there was a happy ending.
Napolean Anolemite
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Idiot!! You never go full retard!
Proactiv was no longer working for Lil' Timmy
Anole retentive
This is what happens when you bet on the Cubs to win ANYTHING
Tom Cruise sent me to this awesome Dermatoligist....next week he is going to cure my anal warts with a Kimodo dragon..
To keep peta happy people are now wearing their animals alive.
Gives new meaning to the term "four play".
Demi, Selena, Taylor and Miley sure no how to hang on to their 15 minutes of fame.
In an attempt to ride out the recession, Geiko has begun more agressive measures to convice people to buy their insurance policies.
Paris Hiltons vagina under a microscope. I diagnose her with of vicious case of crabs mutated to lizards
Lindsay Lohan bought some geckos.
Lindsay taught them how to bite.
Now her geckos all run rampant.
Biting women in the night.
One of her geckos was stolen.
Michael Lohan brought it home.
Taught it to bite her ex-lovers.
So they bit everyone!
New acne treatment merely diverts the attention with live animals. Available in Lizard, Parakeet, and Extra Strength Great Dane for severe cystic acne.
The boy from St Lucia, claims he was snorkling in the water near Amy Winehouse.
The Paris Hilton bedroom burglar turns himself in, says "It wasn't worth it."
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
Do these gekos distract you from my horrific acne?
I know we're going green and everything but damn! Eco-friendly face jewelry is where I draw line.
"Every day is a new life to the wise man." ~Author Unknown
What kinda dumb-ass acne cure is this from Parasite Hilton?
Parasites crabs were REALLY getting up Junior's nose!
"We ain't gettin' PAID enough for THIS! Someone find out if Wino's hiring."
Proactive and Geico exploring possible merger options, testing the market on acne liability coverage.
As if being a Cubs fan does not already qualify the kid for being a total loser...
I blame this man for Michael Jackson
Spiffy Fantastic Sams's Haircut: $12
"Gently Used" Chicago Cubs Thrift Store Jacket: $4.50
Desperately doing whatever it takes to shift attention from your horrible, acne riddled teenage skin ailments: PRICELESS!!
God bless you.
"sometimes i close my eyes and pretend kelly clarkson is nibbling on my ears and britney sitting on my face"
tijuana kleenex and Qtips.
gecko of my face, please.
Dane Cook, The Early Years.
Inner monologue: "These adorable, lime-green, hanging reptiles will draw attention away from my zits, haircut by mom, shiny polyester jacket, and close-set eyes."