Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which newly married starlet gave a guy she trysted with a nasty STD right before her wedding? (Page Six)
ScarHooooo? But what kind of gift does ScarJo give? She looks like a herp kind of girl.
Which on-the-rocks couple have been headed for divorce for a while? The rock star was cheating on his actress wife immediately after they got hitched and has been carrying on with his comely female sound technician. (Page Six)
The word comely never sounds like a good thing to me. My guess is an obvious one: Fishsticks and Cunt Martin?
Which television actor should ask his new fling for her secret photo album? While she was in college, she took some nude pictures that are floating around the hard drives of local frat houses. Somehow, we don't think the actor will be turned off. (Page Six)
TV dude who loves the skanks? Has to be The Piv?
Which TV actor didn’t realize who he was kissing? This handsome guy walked into a bar on New Year’s Eve and started hitting on a beautiful girl. The two got kissy very quickly. His friends finally arrived, and one of them pulled him aside and whispered in his ear that the girl was actually a very beautiful and very feminine transvestite. The actor turned red, was heard shouting “No f* way!”, and left immediately. In his rush, he left his cell phone behind, which he sheepishly had to pick it up at the tranny’s home the next day. (Blind Gossip)
See above.
This celebrity couple looks stable from the outside, but from the inside, it’s a mess, and their relationship will certainly end in 2009. She is doing all the work trying to save their relationship, and has enrolled them in couples therapy. Her significant other, however, doesn’t even show up half the time, claiming that work commitments prevent him from doing so. However, he does seem to have plenty of time to travel for fun and play games and run around with his friends. Besides, why should he bother trying to save this relationship when a past girlfriend - about whom he was totally crazy - may soon be back on the market? (Blind Gossip)
Sydney Bristow and Ben Affleck. He has his choice of two ex-girlfriends who will soon be available: JLo and Fishy.
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Aw gee, I hope the last one isn't Ben and Jen. I mean he's a douche, but I think she is so cute and sweet and real.
Besides, little Violet is adorable and there is another one on the way.
1.The unfortunate looking woman on the picture? Or Beyonce? She certainly is working on being a starlet... Alba- kinda doubt it...
5. I'll try this one:
"relationship" "significant other": not married
"fun...games...with his friends": George Clooney
"past girlfriend - totally crazy": Juliette Lewis
That would be borderline awesome...
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if the last one were to be brangalina, I don't know if fishy will want to deal with his high matinance publicity. it kinda scared her away the first time!
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for trans-cell phone guy, i'm going to have to go with adrian grenier. not quite the piv, but close enough.
Oh ya ,Coldplay's sound tech is a Japanese girl named Maki Suzuki
1. Peaches Geldof
2. Fishsticks and the Plagiarist
3. The Pivster
4. Jake and Reese
Um, they still sell condoms, don't they??
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You hit the nail on the head! Being celebrity means living in a fucked up world and making it seem normal to have kids with some douche you have been dating for a couple months and then breaking up and then getting knocked up by another douche. Celebrities should be required to have guardians to make all major decisions including who they have sex with and who they marry.
God does anyone have a genuine relationship in Hollywood without one or both of them cheating on the other? If Chris Martin was cheating on her from the get go that's really sad cos she could do a LOT better than him. And if Ben Affleck wants out on Jen Garner as he seems like he has wanted for the whole thing then why doesn't he just do it. Why live a lie? These people are fucking bonkers. And do we assume he wants to get back with JLo who he backed out of marrying twice as well? Jesus fucking christ its all a fucking mess, they all have kids with someone they don't want to be with and can't keep a relationship together for more than a few years at a time. If this is how being famous makes you behave I thank the lord I'm not, their lives are twisted. Don't any of them think about whether they actually want to be with that person long-term before popping out kids. They treat children like commodities or tools in their career/romance (Brange and Madge included) and it makes me sick. Thank the fucking lord I wasn't born as the child of a celebrity.
My guess for #1 is Jessica Alba, I remember hearing a rumor she has the herp from briefly dating Derek Jeter. She and her man were separated for a while, so it makes sense she might have been bumping uglies with some other dude.
Scarjo has a dirty look about her.
Wow, these were too easy!
1. Scarjo (obvious)
2. Fishsticks and Martin
3. Not sure
4. Not sure
5. The return of Bennifer! JBlow wants to be just like Liz Taylor and Ben Afflick is her Richard Burton!
I think the last one is Bennifer II. On Just Jared, it says she met with a sex therapist this week, wonder why?
1. Bar Ho or Heidi Cuntbag
2. I can't think of anyone but Fishy Martin
3. The Hiv
4. Alec (beergoggles) Baldwin
5. Definetly Jen Homemaker and Ben Boilermaker
but I'd love to see Brad leave Skankelina and get back with his 'Angel' fish.
As much as I hated "Bennifer"...you have to admit that those two were infinitely more sexy when they were together. Their current spouses have sucked all the hot out of them.
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I would welcome the return of Bennifer I. They were overexposed as all hell, but much more entertaining than Brangelina.
Wait. Not JLo. I don't believe she and Skeletor are gonna divorce any time soon for some reason. I think JLo will pretend everything's fine forever and won't let Skeletor go. You know, that kind of woman.
Re: Martin cheating on Fishsticks. OMG, who else wants him???
C'mon. Brad dumped Gwyneth, not the other way around. Because she cheated on him or something. I think they're over each other for sooo long now. My guess is Ben and Jen and JLo on this one.
The last one is intriguing me. Although my first guess would be Jen and Ben and I do think they will be getting divorced soon, methinks the blind item might be Brangelina. It mentions a girlfriend he was crzay about also becoming single soon (Fishsticks Paltrow?)
I also vote Jen and Ben on the last item. You rarely ever see them together and when you do, he looks like he wants to run as far away from her as possible.
Weren't there rumors way back that she trapped him into marriage with pregnancy?
The last one is definitely Affleck and Garner. There was a pic the other day of Garner having lunch with a famous sex therapist.
Maybe the last one is Demi and Ashton.
It could be the Brangelina, according to loons The Brad calls her wife and she calls him STFU.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
#5 is Courtney Cox and David Arquette. They've been going to couples therapy for a while now.
-or - it could also be JLo and Skeletor.
Agreed with everything.
Her boobs do not sag. She's sitting in a position that makes them squeeze a little forward. If she sat up straight they'd be fine.
Submitted by M.E.: "The last one doesn't mention marriage or children. So, it's not a married couple."
You're right. I'd say it's Brangelina, but I don't see Brad traveling or having fun with his friends.
Who would bonk ScarJo without a rubber?
I like the word "comely." But as an adverb.
Scarjo: Another fake blond who's soooo average!
good stuff. Chris grew some and Ben's back to his usual crap.
Piv no, maybe someone on How I met your Mother?? *8)
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In 1932, Radio City Music Hall opened in New York City.
1 ScarJo
2 Fishsticks and Martin
3 Piven
4 Sheen
5 Garner and Affleck
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Haven't these nasty skanks heard of condoms? Or, hmm, don't fucking sleep with everything that walks?
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Her bobs have a natural sag. I think they look fine.
I suck royally at blind items so I'm just going to comment on ScarJo:
Her breasts are sagging. Yep. THAT is what happens to real boobs...even fake ones eventually. -End of mini rant-
#1 scarjo?
#2 Fishy and Martin
#3/#4 no clue
#5 Brad and Cuntalina? I think the ex-gf is Fishsticks and we did have that other blind item about celebrity one and two and the change in family structure.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
The last one is definitely Jen garner & Ben. There was a post on afternoon crumbs about Jen going to couples counseling or sex therapy?
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I kinda hope the last isn't Jen G. and Ben A. Someone in hollyweird has to be able to make it work. We'll never know (thank god) just how freaky they might be behind closed doors.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
ScarJo should not have gotten married. Way too young and sexy. She should be out there ho'ing like crazy (like she used to) until she's at least 30.
ho'ing like crazy
God, you're good.
What about Asslee for #1
yeah - i s'pose she's not a "starlet" but I love that idea! lol
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Salem - I don't think I'd call Horsey "a starlet"
#1 Heidi Montage?
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meh.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Could the last one be Nicole and Joel? Is Duff dating anyone?
The last one doesn't mention marriage or children. So, it's not a married couple.
"relationship", "signifigant other"...not "marriage" or "spouse".
Does everyone in Hollyweird have fucking STD's??????????
These blind items are too juicy today!
First of all I can't believe anyone would want to have sex with Fishticks or Chris Martin both are boring and fug.
Last item is totally Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and I think the ex is JLow, say what you want but these two looked crazy for each other when they were together. Marc and Garner are the rebound spouses.
All these skanks have STD funk, cheat on each other and have addictions. I just want to vote on Hot Slut of the Year already!
My vacationing lazy ass is going to lay out for a while, hopefully MK posts it later....
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#1 Jessica Alba. My Scarjo is PURE, prue I tell you!
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I don't think the last one is Ben and Jen.
But I don't have any other guesses either.
<"ScarHooooo? But what kind of gift does ScarJo give? She looks like a herp kind of girl.">
You forgot the "?" after "girl". Might help in the lawsuit.
Jen Garner should have known better than to have a band-aid baby.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.